Description: Be Truly Shaken Indeed but in a medieval Chaucerian sort of way: "Verily Shooketh Forsooth". Good for anyone who loves to get their medieval self on with some snarky humor and is truly shaken about it indeed! Blackletter calligraphic font for faux medieval saying Verily Shooketh Forsooth (as in Truly Shaken Indeed!).
Description: Soup Is Witchcraft, cute Raccoon Witch Stirring Cauldron. "We put plants, spices, and dead animals into a pot and follow instructions from a book written by old people". Funny but true soup magic through witchiness. Graphic of a Racoon Witch stirring a Bubbling Cauldron full of what is basically soup. Funny Soup Raccoon Meme.
Description: Cute quirky frog: I'm Gonna Frolic Like I've Never Frolicked Before When Spring Finally Arrives. Good for anyone who loves adorable frogs and eagerly waits for Spring each winter. Adorably weird frog surrounded by flowers, saying funny phrase about frolicking when spring arrives. Cottagecore, frogcore, boots core.
Description: Love A Good Long Pandiculation. Pandiculate: to fully stretch the arms and torso often combined with a yawn. Pandiculation: satisfying, full-body stretch and yawn combination. Good for anyone who loves a good yawn and stretch in the morning or any time. Distressed grunge font for saying about Loving A Good Long Pandiculation" saying
Description: Crow Witch: "On My Way To Hex The Patriarchy". Good for any feministic witch who's ready to topple the patriarchy and determined to do so with an awesome hex or maybe several. Smash, crush, petrify, burn, and hex the patriarchy with some serious crow energy. Determined witchy crow is on its way to cast a spell for destroying the patriarchy.
Description: May the foulest stench eternally waft your way, adorable knight questing raccoon flings insults in the noblest manner. Good for anyone who loves insults, funny wording, cute raccoons and sarcastic humor. May the foulest stench eternally waft your way. May the grossest stink always follow you wherever you are. In a nice olde english font.
Description: Actual IQ: 119 , Feels Like: 82. When IQ Scores Are Treated Like Weather Forecasts with a "feels like" number for whatever day you're actually having. Good for folks who love sarcasm, sarcastic humor, and struggle to live up to their IQ score some days. Funny saying about the 'real feel' IQ vs 'actual' IQ. Funny typewriter, newspaper font for dry humor, sarcastic saying.
Description: I have my life together. It's piled in the corner, but it's together. Funny Cat hiding in the corner. Good for anyone who insists they have it all together even if that means it's all piled up in the corner somewhere. Graphic of a watercolour kitty and paint splatters in the corner. Quirky font for sarcastic saying about having it all together.
Description: Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people aren't allowed to talk. Funny anti-talking saying, good for anyone who wishes more people would shut up and not talk at all. Chalkboard font for saying about needing more places than just libraries where people can't talk so much.
Description: Cute Questing Raccoon Knight: "I Shall Gad My Zooks and Gast My Flabbers". Good for anyone who loves silly sayings like shenan then shenanigan and adorable racoons on a quest. Graphic of a cute raccoon knight wearing a cape and holding up a sword while vowing to gad some zooks and gast some flabbers, because Gadzooks and Flabbergasted are funny words.
Description: Woo to the Hoo declares questing Raccoon Knight, silly design. Good for anyone who loves funny phrases and racoons. It's not just Woo Hoo, it's much more, it's Woo to the Hoo. Graphic of cute questing raccoon holding sword aloft and proclaiming "Woo to the Hoo!" throughout the land. For anyone who loves I shall shenan then shenanigan silly humor.
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