Description: I Was Today Years Old When I Realized The Itsy Bitsy Spider is just Sisyphus for Toddlers, little spider going up the waterspout. Sisyphus eternally pushing the boulder up hill like the spider keeps climbing the downspout to get washed out and start over. The myth of Sisyphus as described in a cute rhyming way for little kids to understand.
Description: I Was Today Years Old When I Realized The Eensy-Weensy Spider is just Sisyphus for Toddlers, little spider going up the waterspout. Sisyphus eternally pushing the boulder up hill as the spider keeps climbing the downspout to get washed out and start over. The myth of Sisyphus as described in a cute rhyming way for little kids to understand.
Description: I'm Always My True Authentic Self, Mostly Because I Want To Be Left Alone! funny sarcastic saying. Not Friendly, do not approach, but always remain true to yourself. Introvert honesty. Distressed grunge font for saying, "I'm Always My True Authentic Self, Mostly Because I Want To Be Left Alone!" Total leave me alone honesty.
Description: Meet The Li'ls Meet The Lils Cute Anthropomorphic Fruits & Veg. Lil Tate, Lil Bloo, Lil Cherr, Lil Eet, Lil Dish, and Lil Turn are known as The Lils or The Li'ls. Cute cartoon fruit and veg characters. Great for anyone who loves fruits and veggies, especially adorable anthro vegetables and fruits.
Description: The ado. It furthens. Funny response when someone says 'without further ado' (or fuss or drama) then keeps talking or fussing anyway. This is a great comeback: "the ado, it furthens" because all the fuss continues. For folks who love wordplay and faux Shakespearean English and are annoyed when someone says "without any further ado" but then keeps on ado'ing. All the ado, it furthens. The fuss and drama keeps going and going.
Description: I'm Always My True Authentic Self, Mostly Because I Want To Be Left Alone! funny steampunk frog with saying. Not Friendly, do not approach, but always remain true to yourself. Introvert honesty. Steampunk Frog with saying, "I'm Always My True Authentic Self, Mostly Because I Want To Be Left Alone!" Total leave me alone honesty.
Description: Coquette Raccoon with pink cape, bow, and sword proclaims "I shall shenan then shenanigan!" funny quest pun silly meme. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves racoons, pink, side quests, puns, shenanigans dilly dallying tomfoolery and malarkey. Graphic of cute questing coquette raccoon with sword raised proclaiming "I shall shenan then shenanigan" as well as being a conduit for nonsense. Funny silly raccoon punny pink cape and bow coquette meme.
Description: I like to bury things... Sometimes Plants, Sometimes People. Funny Possum Gardener digging with a trowel. Good for anyone who loves gardening and opossums, and has a weird sense of humor. Graphic of a possum wearing overalls and a hat, and digging with a trowel, next to a potted plant and skeleton hand. Hilarious warped sense of humor about gardening, being a gardener digging and burying things like plants and people.
Description: Alright, I made it... where's the work? Funny co-worker frog showing up at the office with lots of coffee and a sword, nervous but ready to get the work done. Hilarious office worker workplace humor frog toad amphibian. Graphic of a frog carrying lots of coffee and a sword, with funny saying "alright, I made it... where's the work?" Great for any office or employer setting.
Description: "Bruh, this man can fish can give lifetime of teach tomorrow time as learn to buy man" hilarious new version of the jumbled "buy a man eat fish" version of "Give a man a fish" proverb. Because bruh, learn to buy man! Famous proverb all twisted up then re-jumbled to be even sillier: Bruh, this man can fish can give lifetime of teach tomorrow time as learn to buy man. Great for anyone who loves to fish and has a wacky sense of humor.
Description: I Can Offer You Awkward Silence or Awkward Conversation, Your Choice. Funny explanation for being awkward around other people. Cute critters explain the situation so you don't have to. Good for shy folks and introverts. Little cartoons explain awkwardness for anyone shy, introverted, or just kinda awkward.
Description: Each Morning, It's Either Coffee Or The Horrors, snarky sarcasticat explaining the decision that happens every morning: Coffee or the Horrors. Funny sarcastic cat meme, the horrors persist but I drink coffee. Graphic of sarcastic cat drinking coffee because it's either that or The Horrors.
Description: Formal Fancy Penguin with Top Hat and Cane: "On My Way To Make The Vibe Weirdly Sophisticated". Making the vibe weird but in a very solemn, dignified fashion. Good for anyone who puts on airs and loves penguins. Watercolor graphic of a fancy dressed-up penguin on its way to make the vibe weird and sophisticated.
Description: Vintage Frog: Well, Knick My Knack and Paddy My Wack, funny wordplay design. Good for anyone who loves country frogs and mixing up silly sayings like flabbergasted, dillydally, shenanigan, and gadzooks. Vintage aesthetic farmer frog with silly nonsense wordplay Knick My Knack and Paddy My Wack, mixed up version of knick-knack paddywack.
Description: Sarcastic cat: "The Persisting Horrors Are Getting On My Last Nerve" Good for anyone who's tired of dealing with the horrors that continue to persist, has a very sarcastic attitude, and loves cats. Graphic of a very snarky cat informing everyone that it's extremely tired of the horrors that persist and keep persisting.
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