Pillows

Description: Cute Raccoon: "'Tis I, King Shit of Fuck Mountain", funny racoon knight is full of himself and ready to let everyone know. Huzzah, I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain! Conceited, arrogant questing knight racoon.

Description: Cute mouse explains, "I'm Mostly Peace, Love, And Light" with a smidgen of "Go Fuck Yourself". Funny saying about being mostly uplifting but also occasionally telling people to go away and leave me alone. Sarcasm, salty, sassy, snarky humor.

Description: I Must Remain Whimsical to Avoid the Horrors, sarcastic colorful whimsicat staring intently at a falling feather. Snarky funny sarcasm about keeping the horrors at bay. Graphic of colorful whimsicat popart, funny saying about avoiding the horrors by remaining whimsical.

Description: Adorable white goose dressed for cold weather with a knit cap and thick scarf. Today, I'm a Chilly Goose, not a silly one. Graphic of a goose in winter hat and scarf, being a cute Chilly Goose

Description: Don't Be Scromiting Your Drama On Me, distressed font vintage aesthetic for saying about scream-vomiting (now called Scromiting). Good for anyone who is around dramatic scromiters or screaming pukers. Distressed vintage font for anyone dealing with Scream Vomiting drama

Description: Don't Be Scromiting Your Drama On Me, rainbow messy hair bun skeleton wants nothing to do with anyone scream-vomiting (now called Scromiting) drama. Good for anyone who is around dramatic scromiters or scream pukers. Graphic of a skeleton with rainbow messy hairbun, not interested in dealing with Scream Vomiting drama.

Description: That's It. I'm Done. says the cute raccoon lying flat on its back in the grass. I've had enough, I can't take anymore. Good for anyone who loves racoons and is completely fed up with everything. Graphic of a cute raccoon lying on its back in the grass, saying "That's it. I'm done."

Description: I Must Remain Whimsical to Avoid the Horrors, sarcastic crow in a witch's hat and boots. Snarky funny sarcasm about keeping the horrors at bay. Graphic of a black crow wearing a witch hat and witchy boots, funny saying about avoiding the horrors by remaining whimsical.

Description: I Either Give Too Many Fucks or No Fucks At All. I Can't Seem To Find a Middle Ground for Moderate Fuckage. Funny snarky sarcastic cat explaining about giving all or no fucks and not being able to find a happy medium of fucks to give.

Description: I either give too many fucks or no fucks at all. I can't seem to find a middle ground for moderate fuckage. Funny saying about giving a fuck or not about anything, and trying to find a happy medium.

Description: I Don't Care If You Don't Get Positive Vibes From Me, I'm Not Your Vibrator. Funny sarcastic snarky saying about how you don't need to please everyone, go away and leave me alone, not responsible for your happiness. Distressed grunge font for saying about not having to make other people happy. Vibrator humor.

Description: Cute quirky frog: I'm Gonna Frolic Like I've Never Frolicked Before When Spring Finally Arrives. Good for anyone who loves adorable frogs and eagerly waits for Spring each winter. Adorably weird frog surrounded by flowers, saying funny phrase about frolicking when spring arrives. Cottagecore, frogcore, boots core.

Description: Toad with hatchet demands "Snacks! Now!" funny design. Good for anyone who loves snacks and wants some Now! and also loves toads and other hatchet-wielding amphibians. Blue-eyed Toad with hatchet demanding Snacks! Now!

Description: Some People Meditate. I Swear A Lot and Sigh Heavily. Same Thing. funny sarcastic cat design. Good for anyone who prefers swearing to meditating and loves dry humor and sarcasm. Snarky sarcastic cat explaining what it prefers instead of meditation. Especially good for those of us with Lalochezia.

Description: Beautiful Blue Hummingbirds of Happiness Japanese style art design. For anyone who loves hummingbirds, especially blue ones, and the Japanese art aesthetic. Distressed grunge Japanese poster art of many beautiful blue hummingbirds

Description: "I will not be intimidated" Jack Smith testifying before the House Judiciary Committee about his Investigations into Donald Trump's actions during and after the president's first term. Stand strong and show your support for Jack Smith

Description: Dejected raccoon: If you need me... don't, funny leave me alone design. Good for anyone who loves raccoons and would prefer to be left alone and not bothered. Graphic of a raccoon slumped in a chair, wanting to not be needed by anyone for awhile. Distressed grunge vintage aesthetic.

Description: Love A Good Long Pandiculation. Pandiculate: to fully stretch the arms and torso often combined with a yawn. Pandiculation: satisfying, full-body stretch and yawn combination. Good for anyone who loves a good yawn and stretch in the morning or any time. Distressed grunge font for saying about Loving A Good Long Pandiculation" saying

Description: Big Capybara says Explain your smolness and small Capy replies I'm a nugget. Adorably capy cavy conversation between grownup and baby capybaras. Great for anyone who loves cute capys Graphic of two capybaras and their adorable convo about being a small smol nugget baby.

Description: Stunning recreation of Elsa Lanchester as The Bridge of Frankenstein, Beauty Never Dies

Description: Crow Witch: "On My Way To Hex The Patriarchy". Good for any feministic witch who's ready to topple the patriarchy and determined to do so with an awesome hex or maybe several. Smash, crush, petrify, burn, and hex the patriarchy with some serious crow energy. Determined witchy crow is on its way to cast a spell for destroying the patriarchy.

Description: Cute Little Frog Munch The Scream Parody design. Good for anyone who loves expressionist art, adorable frogs, and funny graphics.

Description: May the foulest stench eternally waft your way, adorable knight questing raccoon flings insults in the noblest manner. Good for anyone who loves insults, funny wording, cute raccoons and sarcastic humor. May the foulest stench eternally waft your way. May the grossest stink always follow you wherever you are. In a nice olde english font.

Description: Actual IQ: 119 , Feels Like: 82. When IQ Scores Are Treated Like Weather Forecasts with a "feels like" number for whatever day you're actually having. Good for folks who love sarcasm, sarcastic humor, and struggle to live up to their IQ score some days. Funny saying about the 'real feel' IQ vs 'actual' IQ. Funny typewriter, newspaper font for dry humor, sarcastic saying.

Description: Same, Girl Cutest Little Supportive Feral Raccoon design. Good for anyone who wants to show support and loves adorable smol raccoons. Funny supportive saying with cute racoon graphic.

Description: I have my life together. It's piled in the corner, but it's together. Funny Cat hiding in the corner. Good for anyone who insists they have it all together even if that means it's all piled up in the corner somewhere. Graphic of a watercolour kitty and paint splatters in the corner. Quirky font for sarcastic saying about having it all together.

Description: Before you tell me what I've done wrong... I don't give a f_ck, sarcastic snarky cat really doesn't care. Good for anyone who really doesn't care what anyone thinks. graphic of a sarcastic exasperated cat letting everyone know it doesn't really care at all.

Description: Fed up raccoon: Each Day There is Something To Do, And I, For One, Have Had Enough! Fairy godraccoon is tired of whiny people who always need something. Snarky silly sarcastic complaint. Let your poor long-suffering fairy godmother take an occasional break.

Description: Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people aren't allowed to talk. Funny anti-talking saying, good for anyone who wishes more people would shut up and not talk at all. Chalkboard font for saying about needing more places than just libraries where people can't talk so much.

Description: Unstoppable If I Wasn't Slightly Unhinged and Easily Distracted, funny explaining mouse design. Good for anyone who has a sense of humor about themselves and becoming unstoppable. Fun quirky font with little cartoon mouse explaining about how unstoppable he could be, if only.

Description: I Break Vibrators. Ladies, Make 'em Think, Make 'em Wonder, Make 'em Beg. Funny inappropriate vibrators saying design. Good for anyone with an adult provocative sense of humor. Sexy, naughty, and flirty fun.

Description: I Have No Idea What Is Happening I Just Work Here... explains the cute and earnest raccoon. A great excuse for any employee, worker, or independent contractor anywhere. Adorable racoon explaining that they just work here.

Description: Funny Cat: Look At Me All Cold And Full Of Darkness. Good for anyone who has a dark soul and sense of humor, loves cats, and is often cold. Negative cat all cold and full of darkness, dark humor.

Description: Seiche: the definition of Seiche in a cute cartoon. Good for anyone interested in the phenomenon (a standing wave or oscillation in an enclosed or semi-enclosed body of water). Good for anyone who loves strange weather and water occurrences. Seiche.

Description: Cute Questing Raccoon Knight: "I Shall Gad My Zooks and Gast My Flabbers". Good for anyone who loves silly sayings like shenan then shenanigan and adorable racoons on a quest. Graphic of a cute raccoon knight wearing a cape and holding up a sword while vowing to gad some zooks and gast some flabbers, because Gadzooks and Flabbergasted are funny words.

Description: Cute Raccoon Knight: "What-Ho, Sparklefarts!" funny design. Good for anyone who loves silly sayings and adorable shenan then shenanigan raccoons on quests. Graphic of a cute questing knight raccoon and very silly saying: What-Ho, Sparklefarts!