Description: Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people aren't allowed to talk. Funny anti-talking saying, good for anyone who wishes more people would shut up and not talk at all. Chalkboard font for saying about needing more places than just libraries where people can't talk so much.
Description: Cute Questing Raccoon Knight: "I Shall Gad My Zooks and Gast My Flabbers". Good for anyone who loves silly sayings like shenan then shenanigan and adorable racoons on a quest. Graphic of a cute raccoon knight wearing a cape and holding up a sword while vowing to gad some zooks and gast some flabbers, because Gadzooks and Flabbergasted are funny words.
Description: Woo to the Hoo declares questing Raccoon Knight, silly design. Good for anyone who loves funny phrases and racoons. It's not just Woo Hoo, it's much more, it's Woo to the Hoo. Graphic of cute questing raccoon holding sword aloft and proclaiming "Woo to the Hoo!" throughout the land. For anyone who loves I shall shenan then shenanigan silly humor.
Description: Woo to the Hoo says the snarky sarcastic cat with a sigh. Good for anyone who loves dry humor dripping with sarcasm. It's not just Woo Hoo, it's so much more, it's Woo to the Hoo. Let folks know what you really think. Graphic of snarky sarcastic cat saying "Woo to the Hoo" with absolutely no enthusiasm. For anyone who loves sarcasm and cats.
Description: Inside you there are [two fairies] Microplastics, funny meme with fairy god-raccoon and fairy god-frog, but what's really inside is microplastics. Snarky sarcastic funny saying and graphic for anyone who has inner fairies and is eco-conscious. Graphic of a sorry-looking fairy god-frog and god-raccoon plus snarky saying about microplastics. Also referencing the two wolves inside you meme.
Description: Zombies and Mummies Are The Same Monster From Drastically Different Socioeconomic Backgrounds, funny monster inequality design. Prove me wrong. Good for anyone who loves zombies and mummies. Sarcastic snarky zombie vs mummy theory. Graphic of a disheveled down on his luck zombie and a fancy bejeweled mummy, pointing out they're the same monster but each from a very different social standing. Great conversation starter.
Description: I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia... She whispered "They're right behind you", funny design about libraries, books, and spooky fun. Good for anyone who loves puns and creepy library book humor. Vintage old distressed graphic of books in a creepy goth aesthetic library
Description: People Gonna People, No Matter What, realistic funny saying. Regardless of what anyone says or thinks, people will still be people whether that's funny, strange, ew, or adorable, people will continue being what they are. Good for anyone who's a realist. Quirky fun font with the words people gonna people.
Description: Cute critter explains that he'll definitely be there for his friends, but will it help that he's there? no, probably not. Funny sarcastic silly saying about realistically not being much help. For anyone who loves sarcasm and dry humor. Little mouse bear cartoony critter wants to be there for his friends, but admits it probably won't help much. Hilarious silly funny sarcastic design.
Description: I Think Therefore I Cannot Sleep, funny dejected cat in its bed, unable to stop thinking and go to sleep. Good for anyone who thinks too much and can't go to sleep even when exhausted. Tired kitty sitting in its bed, overthinking everything and unable to sleep. Distressed worn photo grunge aesthetic. Hang on, let me overthink this.
Description: I'm At Once Cleverer And Stupider Than You Expect. Do NOT Try To Estimate Me. Funny sarcastic saying about not over or under estimating someone. Fun quirky font for silly saying about not over estimating or under estimating someone who's both stupid and clever at the same time. Very snarky sarcastic humor.
Description: I Practice Excellent Digital Hygiene, Feral Computer Possum design. Practicing digital hygiene to protect files is important. Don't click on just anything, practice good cyber security. Show me the 'nothing' you clicked on. Graphic of a hissing feral possum using a laptop computer, screaming "I Practice Excellent Digital Hygiene" with distressed grunge font. Great for computer users of all kinds.
Description: I'm At Once Cleverer And Stupider Than You Expect. Do NOT Try To Estimate Me. Funny sarcastic saying about not over or under estimating someone. Distressed grunge font for silly saying about not over estimating or under estimating someone who's both stupid and clever at the same time. Very snarky sarcastic humor.
Description: Focus.exe computer application can't be launched, ADHD neurodivergent humor design. Funny computer program for launching "Focus" gives error message. For folks who have trouble focusing without distraction, overstimulation, or brain zoomies. Computer style font showing error screen message when the exe file for Focus is clicked. Neurodiversity awareness.
Description: Cute Overwhelmed Porch Goose: Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves a silly goose and the expressions flabbergasted, my flabbers be gasted, and well gast my flabbers. Cute Goose in Pink Bonnet, looking tired and overwhelmed, saying Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore, funny flabbergasted pun wordplay.
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