Description: Cute woolen raccoon gothic princess doll: "If you need me... I'll be in my coffin" raccoon and goth humor, dark humor, wool felting raccoon. Good for men and women, anyone who loves gothcore, dark humor, and cute raccoons as woolen dark princess dolls. Graphic of a wool felted raccoon doll dressed in black and dark purple gothic princess outfit with veil and tiara, blackletter font for saying "If you need me, I'll be in my coffin"
Description: I hate it when I clean out my freezer and find people I don't even recognize. Two cute raccoons looking into freezers, funny design with hilarious saying about cleaning out the freezer. Good for anyone with a dark, gothic sense of humor. Graphic of a couple adorable inquisitive raccoons looking into freezers that need to be cleaned out for more space.
Description: People Gonna People, No Matter What, realistic funny saying. Regardless of what anyone says or thinks, people will still be people whether that's funny, strange, ew, or adorable, people will continue being what they are. Good for anyone who's a realist. Quirky fun font with the words people gonna people.
Description: Cute critter explains that he'll definitely be there for his friends, but will it help that he's there? no, probably not. Funny sarcastic silly saying about realistically not being much help. For anyone who loves sarcasm and dry humor. Little mouse bear cartoony critter wants to be there for his friends, but admits it probably won't help much. Hilarious silly funny sarcastic design.
Description: Cute Overwhelmed Tabby: Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves cute cats and the expressions flabbergasted, my flabbers be gasted, and well gast my flabbers. Cute Cat in bed, looking tired and overwhelmed, saying "Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore", funny flabbergasted pun wordplay.
Description: I'm At Once Cleverer And Stupider Than You Expect. Do NOT Try To Estimate Me. Funny sarcastic saying about not over or under estimating someone. Fun quirky font for silly saying about not over estimating or under estimating someone who's both stupid and clever at the same time. Very snarky sarcastic humor.
Description: I Practice Excellent Digital Hygiene, Feral Computer Possum design. Practicing digital hygiene to protect files is important. Don't click on just anything, practice good cyber security. Show me the 'nothing' you clicked on. Graphic of a hissing feral possum using a laptop computer, screaming "I Practice Excellent Digital Hygiene" with distressed grunge font. Great for computer users of all kinds.
Description: I'm At Once Cleverer And Stupider Than You Expect. Do NOT Try To Estimate Me. Funny sarcastic saying about not over or under estimating someone. Distressed grunge font for silly saying about not over estimating or under estimating someone who's both stupid and clever at the same time. Very snarky sarcastic humor.
Description: Focus.exe computer application can't be launched, ADHD neurodivergent humor design. Funny computer program for launching "Focus" gives error message. For folks who have trouble focusing without distraction, overstimulation, or brain zoomies. Computer style font showing error screen message when the exe file for Focus is clicked. Neurodiversity awareness.
Description: Cute Overwhelmed Porch Goose: Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves a silly goose and the expressions flabbergasted, my flabbers be gasted, and well gast my flabbers. Cute Goose in Pink Bonnet, looking tired and overwhelmed, saying Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore, funny flabbergasted pun wordplay.
Description: Cute Overwhelmed Raccoon: Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves raccoons and the expressions flabbergasted, my flabbers be gasted, and well gast my flabbers. Raccoon looking tired and overwhelmed, saying Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore, funny flabbergasted pun wordplay.
Description: Cute Overwhelmed Raccoon Knight: Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves raccoons and the expressions flabbergasted, my flabbers be gasted, and well gast my flabbers. Raccoon looking tired and overwhelmed, saying Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore, funny flabbergasted pun wordplay.
Description: Adorable Turtle Unapologetically Prone to Saying "Awesome Sauce!" Good for anyone who loves saying Awesome Sauce at every opportunity and isn't sorry about it. Cute little turtle with snazzy sunglasses and messy hairbun is prone to saying Awesome Sauce often and is never sorry about it.
Description: Toad in armor with sword announces "Burnt out, M'Lord" funny toad/frog meme, funny medieval tired knight humor, exhausted loud toad knight meme. Good for men women kids, anyone who loves toads frogs and silly medieval parodies. Graphic of a funny questing toad in armor announcing loudly that it's Burnt Out, tired, exhausted.
Description: "Hasten hence and be most asinine" a medieval humor approximation of "go be silly" silly goose funny shakespearean vintage art and parody. Good for men women anyone who loves the silly goose aesthetic and also olden English parodies humor. Graphic of a fox bishop urging three goose geese to go be silly in some questionable shakespearean slang. Silly goose meme in the olde times.
Description: Medieval Raccoon in Armor astride a giant Frog: Surely Thou Jest / Joust silly design. Born to jest, forced to joust. Jousting warrior knight racoon We Hop At Dawn riding a very robust armored frog. Vintage medieval questing silliness. Medieval vintage aesthetic for funny graphic of a knight raccoon on frog steed ready to joust but surely you jest punny humor.
Description: Cute Raccoon, the larder 'Tis Empty M'Lord. Medieval Twist on having no food in the refrigerator. Funny ancient humor, with chubby adorable raccoon. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves racoons and medieval parody humor. Graphic of a cute little raccoon staring into fridge, saying "'Tis empty, M'Lord" in parody of medieval saying that the larder has no food.
Description: Raccoon knight astride giant armored chicken: "Forward, Fowl Steed! Get Thy Wiggle On!" as they head off to make the vibe weird. Good for men women kids, anyone who loves silly memes and strange medieval knights riding steeds most "fowl" and punny. Vintage medieval illustration of giant armored chicken ridden by a raccoon in knight's armor brandishing a broadsword, and urging the chicken to hurry up.
Description: Cute Quest Raccoon says "I shall Six Seven then Six Seven Again!" funny Shenan then Shenanigan adjacent brain rot gen z gen a silly viral meme mashup. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves racoons and 6 7 shenanigans. Graphic of cute questing raccoon with sword raised proclaiming "I shall Six Seven then Six Seven again!" as well as being a conduit for nonsense and shenan shenanigans. Funny silly raccoon viral meme combo.
Description: Cute Quest Raccoon says "I shall 6 7 then 6 7 Again!" funny Shenan then Shenanigan adjacent brain rot gen z gen a silly viral meme mashup. Good for men women kids, anyone who loves racoons and Six Seven shenanigans, dilly dallying tomfoolery and malarky. Graphic of cute questing raccoon with sword raised proclaiming "I shall 6 7 then 6 7 again!" as well as being a conduit for nonsense and shenan shenanigans. Funny silly Six Seven raccoon viral meme combo.
Description: Well Aren't I Just The Cutest Kitten Triple Dipped in Scary Faces, adorable little kitten with stabby knife and funny meme saying. Good for men and women, anyone who loves kittens and funny snarky humor. Graphic of a sweet white kitten dripping with some alarming goo and holding a scary knife, with funny viral meme sarcastic saying.
Description: Raccoon realizing that Most Days Are Filled With Lots Of Hemming, Hawing, and General Wish-Washery. Good for anyone who loves racoons and second guesses themselves or generally can't make up their mind most of the time. Vintage style graphic of Raccoon in pool floaty realizing its life is mostly hemming, hawing, and general wish-washery. For the person who cannot make a decision about anything.
Description: Cute bear realizing that Most Days Are Filled With Lots Of Hemming, Hawing, and General Wish-Washery. Good for anyone who second guesses themselves or generally can't make up their mind most of the time. Vintage style graphic of a bear drinking coffee, realizing its life is mostly hemming, hawing, and general wish-washery. For the person who cannot make a decision about anything.
Description: Geezer's Paradox: caring less and less about being cool while getting older, resulting in actually becoming cool once it no longer matters. Funny explanation of becoming Cool in reverse. Good for folks who wanted to be so cool but now couldn't care less, which is the only real way to become cool. Hey geezers, you're cool now! This distressed grunge font saying explains why.
Description: Cardigans Are Lab Coats of Library Science, cute cat wearing specs and a sweater or cardigan is reading and managing information systems. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves libraries and the field of Library Science. Adorable orange cat loves both reading books and managing digital information as part of a quest in Library Science.
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