Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Description: Be Truly Shaken Indeed but in a medieval Chaucerian sort of way: "Verily Shooketh Forsooth". Good for anyone who loves to get their medieval self on with some snarky humor and is truly shaken about it indeed! Blackletter calligraphic font for faux medieval saying Verily Shooketh Forsooth (as in Truly Shaken Indeed!).

Description: Confused and shook is boring, go medieval with "Flummoxed & Shooketh" in a fancy goth font. Be both Flummoxed and Shooketh

Description: Don't Be Scromiting Your Drama On Me, distressed font vintage aesthetic for saying about scream-vomiting (now called Scromiting). Good for anyone who is around dramatic scromiters or screaming pukers. Distressed vintage font for anyone dealing with Scream Vomiting drama

Description: Beautiful Blue Hummingbirds of Happiness Japanese style art design. For anyone who loves hummingbirds, especially blue ones, and the Japanese art aesthetic. Distressed grunge Japanese poster art of many beautiful blue hummingbirds

Description: "I will not be intimidated" Jack Smith testifying before the House Judiciary Committee about his Investigations into Donald Trump's actions during and after the president's first term. Stand strong and show your support for Jack Smith

Description: Love A Good Long Pandiculation. Pandiculate: to fully stretch the arms and torso often combined with a yawn. Pandiculation: satisfying, full-body stretch and yawn combination. Good for anyone who loves a good yawn and stretch in the morning or any time. Distressed grunge font for saying about Loving A Good Long Pandiculation" saying

Description: Funny Cat Hamster Explosion Selfie. Good for anyone who loves silly selfies and especially cute cats and hamsters taking the selfie.

Description: I Saw That, funny sneaking raccoon design. Good for anyone who loves racoons and a snarky silly sense of humor. Curious street cat raccoon looks around corner to see what's happening.

Description: Buster Keaton Digital Distressed Grunge Portrait of The Great Stone Face. One of the greatest film directors of all time had such a hauntingly beautiful face.

Description: Negative Cat: Today I Shall Suck Up All The Oxygen In The Room, funny sarcastic design. Good for anyone who loves sarcasm and negative humor. Negative cat graphic with saying about taking up all the oxygen in the room. Very non-motivational sarcastic humor.

Description: I Keep A Very Open Mind And A Tightly Closed Wallet, sage advice in comic sans -- keep your mind open to new things, but hang onto your money. Wise words to remember.

Description: Calibri, a very readable sans-serif font, banned by US State Dept because Marco Rubio thinks this typeface is too DEI and woke

Description: I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia... She whispered "They're right behind you", funny design about libraries, books, and spooky fun. Good for anyone who loves puns and creepy library book humor. Vintage old distressed graphic of books in a creepy goth aesthetic library

Description: I'm At Once Cleverer And Stupider Than You Expect. Do NOT Try To Estimate Me. Funny sarcastic saying about not over or under estimating someone. Distressed grunge font for silly saying about not over estimating or under estimating someone who's both stupid and clever at the same time. Very snarky sarcastic humor.

Description: Focus.exe computer application can't be launched, ADHD neurodivergent humor design. Funny computer program for launching "Focus" gives error message. For folks who have trouble focusing without distraction, overstimulation, or brain zoomies. Computer style font showing error screen message when the exe file for Focus is clicked. Neurodiversity awareness.

Description: Cute Overwhelmed Porch Goose: Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves a silly goose and the expressions flabbergasted, my flabbers be gasted, and well gast my flabbers. Cute Goose in Pink Bonnet, looking tired and overwhelmed, saying Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore, funny flabbergasted pun wordplay.

Description: Quirky Patchwork Steampunk Raccoons Funny Poses. Great for anyone who loves raccoons doing funny tasks plus the patchwork quilt aesthetic mixed with steampunk. Funny graphics of steampunk patchwork style racoons doing different things and being adorably cute.

Description: Greetings Huzz Green Alien Cat Meme glorp brain rot design. Bootleg aesthetic featuring a green alien cat with lightning bolts and the huzz wording viral meme

Description: Feral And Smokin' Hot smoky wispy raccoon. Good for men and women, anyone who loves raccoons and sarcastic humor. Wisps of smoke wafting up from a feral raccoon in this hot grunge graphic.

Description: 100 Percent 100% Liberal, progressive, patriotic, and yes, liberal

Description: I'm Not The Cute Awkward. I'm The WTH Is Wrong With You Awkward. Hilarious saying about awkwardness for anyone who is socially awkward and not in the cute kind of way. Sarcastic funny socially awkward introvert saying, in a distressed grunge font.

Description: Geezer's Paradox: caring less and less about being cool while getting older, resulting in actually becoming cool once it no longer matters. Funny explanation of becoming Cool in reverse. Good for folks who wanted to be so cool but now couldn't care less, which is the only real way to become cool. Hey geezers, you're cool now! This distressed grunge font saying explains why.

Description: Haunted Castle On A Hill, goth spooky line art. Fog is just Goth air. Creepy old castle ruins beckon. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves exploring beautiful castle ruins Reverse line art depiction of a haunted old castle on a hilltop.

Description: Raccoon Dressed As Decorated Christmas Tree, Feral and Festive. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves racoons, Christmas, and decorated Xmas trees, and is also a bit feral. Funny Feral and Festive Raccoon Christmas Tree all decorated for the season.

Description: Bet I'm Better Than You At Making Really Bad Decisions, not a great brag. Good for men and women, anyone who makes spectacularly bad decisions and loves the sarcasm of boasting about it. Distressed grunge font for bragging about being much better at bad decision making than anyone else. Own it, boast about it, relish the sarcasm.

Description: Octopus silhouette filled with undersea life. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves the ocean. Silhouette of an octopus filled with colorful ocean life.

Description: Adorable little snowed-on raccoon saying "snode". Yep, it snowed and the baby racoon is letting everyone know. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves cute raccoons and snow snowfall. It's snowing and it snowed, graphic of cute little raccoon in the snow.

Description: Adorable little snowed-on frog saying "snode". Yep, it snowed and the baby froggie is telling everyone. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves cute frogs and snow snowfall. It's snowing and it snowed, graphic of cute frog in the snow.

Description: Feral But Housebroken-ish, funny saying good for anyone who loves sarcasm and silly sayings, any may also be somewhat feral. Distressed grunge font for saying "Feral But Housebrokenish"

Description: Grim Reaper Van Gogh's Strange Starry Night Style. Great for men women, any horror fans who love the back drop of a beautiful bizarre Starry Night aesthetic. Grim Reaper goth horror skeleton with strangely different palette starry sky van gogh background.

Description: Grim Reaper in Santa Hat Van Gogh's Starry Night Style. Great for men women, any horror fans who love the back drop of a beautiful Starry Night aesthetic, especially at Christmas. Grim Reaper wearing Santa's hat, goth horror skeleton with starry sky van gogh background.

Description: Grim Reaper Van Gogh's Strange Purples and Greens Starry Night Style. Great for men women, any horror fans who love the back drop of a beautiful bizarre Starry Night aesthetic. Grim Reaper goth horror skeleton with strangely different starry sky van gogh background.

Description: Huh? Orange Chonk Cat Silly Meme, bootleg design. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves orange tabby cats and the silly Huh? meme bootleg aesthetic. Funny orange kitty says HUH? in the bootleg vintage look.

Description: Funny saying My Discom Is Seriously Bobulated silly wordplay of Discombobulated. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves a silly saying and strange words. Discombobulated: its discom is seriously bobulated, like its flabbers be gasted.

Description: Sorry. Can't. Plotting. Bye. funny excuse design. Whether plotting a route, a novel, or points on a graph, great excuse for getting out of anything. Good for men women, anyone who loves plotting or may be an introvert. Plotting a story, a crime, or data on a chart, here's a great excuse for anyone.

Description: Sorry. Can't. Four of Swords. Bye. funny Tarot design. Good for anyone who draws the Four of Swords or just needs to stay home. Sorry. Can't. Four of Swords. Bye. funny Tarot design for introverts.