Description: I Was Today Years Old When I Realized The Eensy-Weensy Spider is just Sisyphus for Toddlers, little spider going up the waterspout. Sisyphus eternally pushing the boulder up hill as the spider keeps climbing the downspout to get washed out and start over. The myth of Sisyphus as described in a cute rhyming way for little kids to understand.
Description: The ado. It furthens. Funny response when someone says 'without further ado' (or fuss or drama) then keeps talking or fussing anyway. This is a great comeback: "the ado, it furthens" because all the fuss continues. For folks who love wordplay and faux Shakespearean English and are annoyed when someone says "without any further ado" but then keeps on ado'ing. All the ado, it furthens. The fuss and drama keeps going and going.
Description: Bigfoot in The City Eating a Slice from Sasquatch Pizzeria, funny grunge city night scene of the Squatch sitting on a curb eating some pizza. No wonder he can't be found. Flash color photo of a Sasquatch wearing sunglasses and a ball cap, sitting on a city curb at night, eating a slice.
Description: Bigfoot in The City Eating a Slice from Sasquatch Pizzeria, funny grunge city night scene of the Squatch sitting on a curb eating some pizza. No wonder he can't be found. Black and white photo of a Sasquatch wearing sunglasses and a ball cap, sitting on a city curb at night, eating a slice.
Description: Bigfoot in The City Eating a Slice from Sasquatch Pizzeria, funny grunge city night scene of the Squatch sitting on a curb eating some pizza. No wonder he can't be found. Black and white photo of a Sasquatch wearing sunglasses and a ball cap, sitting on a city curb at night, eating a slice.
Description: Be Truly Shaken Indeed but in a medieval Chaucerian sort of way: "Verily Shooketh Forsooth". Good for anyone who loves to get their medieval self on with some snarky humor and is truly shaken about it indeed! Blackletter calligraphic font for faux medieval saying Verily Shooketh Forsooth (as in Truly Shaken Indeed!).
Description: Love A Good Long Pandiculation. Pandiculate: to fully stretch the arms and torso often combined with a yawn. Pandiculation: satisfying, full-body stretch and yawn combination. Good for anyone who loves a good yawn and stretch in the morning or any time. Distressed grunge font for saying about Loving A Good Long Pandiculation" saying
Description: I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia... She whispered "They're right behind you", funny design about libraries, books, and spooky fun. Good for anyone who loves puns and creepy library book humor. Vintage old distressed graphic of books in a creepy goth aesthetic library
Description: I'm At Once Cleverer And Stupider Than You Expect. Do NOT Try To Estimate Me. Funny sarcastic saying about not over or under estimating someone. Distressed grunge font for silly saying about not over estimating or under estimating someone who's both stupid and clever at the same time. Very snarky sarcastic humor.
Description: Focus.exe computer application can't be launched, ADHD neurodivergent humor design. Funny computer program for launching "Focus" gives error message. For folks who have trouble focusing without distraction, overstimulation, or brain zoomies. Computer style font showing error screen message when the exe file for Focus is clicked. Neurodiversity awareness.
Description: Cute Overwhelmed Porch Goose: Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves a silly goose and the expressions flabbergasted, my flabbers be gasted, and well gast my flabbers. Cute Goose in Pink Bonnet, looking tired and overwhelmed, saying Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore, funny flabbergasted pun wordplay.
Description: Geezer's Paradox: caring less and less about being cool while getting older, resulting in actually becoming cool once it no longer matters. Funny explanation of becoming Cool in reverse. Good for folks who wanted to be so cool but now couldn't care less, which is the only real way to become cool. Hey geezers, you're cool now! This distressed grunge font saying explains why.
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