Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Description: I Was Today Years Old When I Realized The Itsy Bitsy Spider is just Sisyphus for Toddlers, little spider going up the waterspout. Sisyphus eternally pushing the boulder up hill like the spider keeps climbing the downspout to get washed out and start over. The myth of Sisyphus as described in a cute rhyming way for little kids to understand.

Description: I Was Today Years Old When I Realized The Eensy-Weensy Spider is just Sisyphus for Toddlers, little spider going up the waterspout. Sisyphus eternally pushing the boulder up hill as the spider keeps climbing the downspout to get washed out and start over. The myth of Sisyphus as described in a cute rhyming way for little kids to understand.

Description: Seriously? It's only Tuesday?! funny really surprised dog design. When it feels like a whole week has gone by but then you find out it's only Tuesday. Good for any employee or casual work situation. Pencil art graphic of a really surprised dog who can't believe that it's only Tuesday.

Description: Your Secret Is Safe Unless It's Funny, snarky sarcastic humor. Distressed grunge vintage font for sarcasm - Your Secret Is Safe Unless It's Funny

Description: I'm Always My True Authentic Self, Mostly Because I Want To Be Left Alone! funny sarcastic saying. Not Friendly, do not approach, but always remain true to yourself. Introvert honesty. Distressed grunge font for saying, "I'm Always My True Authentic Self, Mostly Because I Want To Be Left Alone!" Total leave me alone honesty.

Description: Meet The Li'ls Meet The Lils Cute Anthropomorphic Fruits & Veg. Lil Tate, Lil Bloo, Lil Cherr, Lil Eet, Lil Dish, and Lil Turn are known as The Lils or The Li'ls. Cute cartoon fruit and veg characters. Great for anyone who loves fruits and veggies, especially adorable anthro vegetables and fruits.

Description: The ado. It furthens. Funny response when someone says 'without further ado' (or fuss or drama) then keeps talking or fussing anyway. This is a great comeback: "the ado, it furthens" because all the fuss continues. For folks who love wordplay and faux Shakespearean English and are annoyed when someone says "without any further ado" but then keeps on ado'ing. All the ado, it furthens. The fuss and drama keeps going and going.

Description: I'm Always My True Authentic Self, Mostly Because I Want To Be Left Alone! funny steampunk frog with saying. Not Friendly, do not approach, but always remain true to yourself. Introvert honesty. Steampunk Frog with saying, "I'm Always My True Authentic Self, Mostly Because I Want To Be Left Alone!" Total leave me alone honesty.

Description: Ty Tennant, musician and actor, son of Georgia and David Tennant. Charcoal fan art.

Description: Coquette Raccoon with pink cape, bow, and sword proclaims "I shall shenan then shenanigan!" funny quest pun silly meme. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves racoons, pink, side quests, puns, shenanigans dilly dallying tomfoolery and malarkey. Graphic of cute questing coquette raccoon with sword raised proclaiming "I shall shenan then shenanigan" as well as being a conduit for nonsense. Funny silly raccoon punny pink cape and bow coquette meme.

Description: "By what ungodly sequence of events hath this calamity transpired?" Victorian Era Frog in Powdered Wig asks "WTF?" Good for anyone who loves to sound pompous and victorian, and also loves frogs wearing powdered wigs. Graphic of a frog wearing a powdered wig popular in the Victorian era, and asking in a very fancy poncy way "WTF?"

Description: Chel Nockin, goa'uld for Very Cool, according to Teal'c and Dr. Jackson. SG-1 jaffa slang

Description: Chel Nockin, Goa'uld for Very Cool, spoken by Teal'c and translated by Dr. Jackson. Stargate SG-1 slang dictionary

Description: STOP STUPIDING, tell everyone to just stop! Funny way to get message across to quit being stupid about everything. Just Stop Stupiding. Simple. Distressed grunge font for STOP STUPIDING message.

Description: Frog King riding Giant Snail: "Away I Go To Swash My Buckle" funny saying vintage design. More word play using Swashbuckle (verb: to engage in daring and romantic adventures with bravado or flamboyance). Another version of shenan then shenanigan and gast my flabbers.

Description: I like to bury things... Sometimes Plants, Sometimes People. Funny Possum Gardener digging with a trowel. Good for anyone who loves gardening and opossums, and has a weird sense of humor. Graphic of a possum wearing overalls and a hat, and digging with a trowel, next to a potted plant and skeleton hand. Hilarious warped sense of humor about gardening, being a gardener digging and burying things like plants and people.

Description: Alright, I made it... where's the work? Funny co-worker frog showing up at the office with lots of coffee and a sword, nervous but ready to get the work done. Hilarious office worker workplace humor frog toad amphibian. Graphic of a frog carrying lots of coffee and a sword, with funny saying "alright, I made it... where's the work?" Great for any office or employer setting.

Description: Drawing of a colorful upside down not-quite-perfect cat trying to hang onto a tree branch. Nobody's Purfect. Naive art graphic of funny cat trying to hold onto a tree branch, with the message that nobody's purfect, or perfect.

Description: Funny saying for requesting help in finding that one blissful spot or moment. Great flirty joke gifting idea. Distressed font for sarcastic nerdy retro saying.

Description: "Bruh, this man can fish can give lifetime of teach tomorrow time as learn to buy man" hilarious new version of the jumbled "buy a man eat fish" version of "Give a man a fish" proverb. Because bruh, learn to buy man! Famous proverb all twisted up then re-jumbled to be even sillier: Bruh, this man can fish can give lifetime of teach tomorrow time as learn to buy man. Great for anyone who loves to fish and has a wacky sense of humor.

Description: Funny city night scene of raccoon drinking chocolate milkshake and holding a plastic trash bag. Cute racoon selfie design. Raccoon with yellow designer trash bag and milkshake hanging out on a city street curb.

Description: Ty Tennant, actor, musician, son of David and Georgia Tennant.

Description: I Can Offer You Awkward Silence or Awkward Conversation, Your Choice. Funny explanation for being awkward around other people. Cute critters explain the situation so you don't have to. Good for shy folks and introverts. Little cartoons explain awkwardness for anyone shy, introverted, or just kinda awkward.

Description: Archery Raccoon Great Wave robe Japanese art homage. Good for anyone who loves Japanese art aesthetic, archery and racoons. Graphic of a raccoon dressed in great wave style robe, using bow and arrow.

Description: Coy Koi: What to call a shy, modest fish. Good for anyone who loves koi ponds and homophones. Fun with vocabulary and wordplay. Graphic of a koi fish acting coy.

Description: Snarky looking colorful whimsicat staring intently at a falling feather. Cute cat trying to figure out a falling feather.

Description: I Must Remain Whimsical to Avoid the Horrors, sarcastic colorful whimsical goth steampunk frog. Snarky funny whimsigoth sarcasm about keeping the horrors at bay. Graphic of fanciful gothic steampunk frog, funny saying about avoiding the horrors by remaining whimsical.

Description: Cute Li'l Olive named Ms. Olive Pimento. Great for anyone who loves olives and adorable anthropomorphic condiments. The adorable Ms. Olive Pimento

Description: Cute Li'l Olive named Ms. Olive Pimento. Great for anyone who loves olives and adorable anthropomorphic condiments. The adorable Ms. Olive Pimento

Description: Thriving Out Of Spite, Brave Questing Raccoon Knight holding sword aloft and declaring to everyone. Good for anyone who is thriving in spite of all odds and loves questing raccoons wearing capes. Graphic of cute racoon letting everyone know it's thriving in spite of everything.

Description: Cute Olive named Ms. Olive Pimento. Great for anyone who loves olives and adorable anthropomorphic condiments. The adorable Ms. Olive Pimento

Description: Formal Fancy Penguin with Top Hat and Cane: "On My Way To Make The Vibe Weirdly Sophisticated". Making the vibe weird but in a very solemn, dignified fashion. Good for anyone who puts on airs and loves penguins. Watercolor graphic of a fancy dressed-up penguin on its way to make the vibe weird and sophisticated.

Description: Vintage Frog: Well, Knick My Knack and Paddy My Wack, funny wordplay design. Good for anyone who loves country frogs and mixing up silly sayings like flabbergasted, dillydally, shenanigan, and gadzooks. Vintage aesthetic farmer frog with silly nonsense wordplay Knick My Knack and Paddy My Wack, mixed up version of knick-knack paddywack.