Kids T-Shirts

Description: Cute Pine Cone with googly eyes, red cape, holding a sword: "I shall shenan then shenigan!" Because Pine Cones Deserve to Shenan Then Shenigan Too! Absurdist humor sarcasm snarky ridiculous fun. Graphic of a pine cone with legs, arms, and googly eyes, wearing a cape and holding up a sword while saying "I shall shenan then shenanigan!" because why on earth not?

Description: Octopus silhouette filled with undersea life. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves the ocean. Silhouette of an octopus filled with colorful ocean life.

Description: Adorable little snowed-on raccoon saying "snode". Yep, it snowed and the baby racoon is letting everyone know. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves cute raccoons and snow snowfall. It's snowing and it snowed, graphic of cute little raccoon in the snow.

Description: Adorable little snowed-on frog saying "snode". Yep, it snowed and the baby froggie is telling everyone. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves cute frogs and snow snowfall. It's snowing and it snowed, graphic of cute frog in the snow.

Description: Feral But Housebroken-ish, funny saying good for anyone who loves sarcasm and silly sayings, any may also be somewhat feral. Distressed grunge font for saying "Feral But Housebrokenish"

Description: Cute Cat: Before Coffee I Hate Everybody. After Coffee I Feel Good About Hating Everybody, funny before / after coffee design. Good for men and women, anyone who is very grouchy in the morning but coffee helps. Adorable fluffy cat in bathrobe explaining how much coffee helps in the morning.

Description: Cute Frog with cape and sword proclaims "I shall shenan then shenanigan!" funny knight quest pun silly meme. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves froggies, toads, side quests, puns, shenanigans dilly dallying tomfoolery and malarkey. Graphic of cute questing frog toad with sword raised proclaiming "I shall shenan then shenanigan" as well as being a conduit for nonsense. Funny silly toad punny meme.

Description: Cute Frog with cape and sword proclaims "I shall shenan then shenanigan!" funny knight quest pun silly meme. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves froggies, toads, side quests, puns, shenanigans dilly dallying tomfoolery and malarkey. Graphic of cute questing frog toad with sword raised proclaiming "I shall shenan then shenanigan" as well as being a conduit for nonsense. Funny silly toad punny meme.

Description: Aviator Toad to his Chicken: "We Ride At Dawn". Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves cute toads, chickens, and hilarious silly sarcastic memes. Adorable determined little toad wearing pilot's head gear, sitting astride a big hen telling her "We Ride At Dawn".

Description: Aviator Toad to his Chicken: "We Ride At Dawn". Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves cute toads, chickens, and hilarious silly sarcastic memes. Adorable determined little toad wearing pilot's head gear, sitting astride a big hen telling her "We Ride At Dawn".

Description: Crow: Woke Up Again. Not Thrilled but Let's See How It Plays Out. Good for anyone who hates getting up in the morning. Snarky sarcastic saying about not being thrilled to get up each morning. Disheveled crow woke up again, but isn't thrilled, funny snarky sarcasm.

Description: He's Nugatory (defined as "useless or meaningless") anti-Trump design. Trump is worthless and useless, he's NUGATORY. Great for protests, marches, resistance. No kings and No trump nuggets. Silly chicken nugget with Trump's swoopy hair and a big X because he's useless.

Description: Sarcastic cat is a beacon of darkness in blacks and dark grays. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves cats with attitude and shining blackness everywhere. Funny sarcastic kitty is a ray of pitch black.

Description: Go Gov Gav, short for Go Governor Gavin. Good for men and women, anyone who wants to show support for California Gov. Gavin Newsom with this catchy phrase. Distressed grunge font saying Go Gov Gav

Description: Unhappy Little Snail My Discom Is Seriously Bobulated Wordplay of Discombobulated. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves cute little snails and strange words. Discombobulated upset snail has its discom seriously bobulated, like its flabbers be gasted. I shall shenan then shenanigan

Description: Mouse in its little leaf and twig bed: "The Plot Thickens Yet I Remain 'eepy" design. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves to read but sometimes can't stay awake, and loves cute sleepy little mice tucked in their beds. Adorable little mouse trying to read in its bed, but even though the plot thickens, they're still so 'eepy sleepy.

Description: Saxophone Playing Seahorse Rocking Underwater Jazz retro design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves seahorses, hippocampi, and some groovy sax sounds, especially underwater with colorful bubbles. Silly retro vintage illustration. Seahorse playing a jazz tune on a saxophone, monochromatic design in vintage underwater aesthetic.

Description: Unhappy Little Snail My Discom Has Been Seriously Bobulated Wordplay of Discombobulated. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves cute little snails and strange words. Discombobulated upset snail has its discom seriously bobulated, like its flabbers be gasted.

Description: Funny Raccoon My Discom Has Been Seriously Bobulated Wordplay of Discombobulated. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves a silly racoon and strange words. Discombobulated raccoon has its discom seriously bobulated, like its flabbers be gasted.

Description: Funny Raccoon My Discom Has Been Seriously Bobulated Wordplay of Discombobulated. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves a silly racoon and strange words. Discombobulated raccoon has its discom seriously bobulated, like its flabbers be gasted.

Description: Grim Reaper Van Gogh's Strange Starry Night Style. Great for men women, any horror fans who love the back drop of a beautiful bizarre Starry Night aesthetic. Grim Reaper goth horror skeleton with strangely different palette starry sky van gogh background.

Description: Grim Reaper in Santa Hat Van Gogh's Starry Night Style. Great for men women, any horror fans who love the back drop of a beautiful Starry Night aesthetic, especially at Christmas. Grim Reaper wearing Santa's hat, goth horror skeleton with starry sky van gogh background.

Description: Grim Reaper Van Gogh's Strange Purples and Greens Starry Night Style. Great for men women, any horror fans who love the back drop of a beautiful bizarre Starry Night aesthetic. Grim Reaper goth horror skeleton with strangely different starry sky van gogh background.

Description: Huh? Orange Chonk Cat Silly Meme, bootleg design. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves orange tabby cats and the silly Huh? meme bootleg aesthetic. Funny orange kitty says HUH? in the bootleg vintage look.

Description: Huh Medieval Art Dog Meme design. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves ugly genuine medieval art dogs and the Huh cat chonky meme. Huh? Ugly medieval dog design

Description: Funny Purple Tabby Cat: Me Rushing Home So I Can Do Nothing, funny introverted lazy person design. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves being home and doing nothing, introvert antisocial homebody. Picture of a fat purple tabby cat running so fast it's flying through the air to get home and do nothing as quickly as possible.

Description: Funny saying My Discom Is Seriously Bobulated silly wordplay of Discombobulated. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves a silly saying and strange words. Discombobulated: its discom is seriously bobulated, like its flabbers be gasted.

Description: Feral Nutcracker Squad: Let's Get Crackin'. Instead of the usual soldier nutcrackers, these are feral street cats, a possum, raccoon, and porcupine. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves the cute but feral aesthetic. Cute but Feral Nutcracker Squad, Let's Get Crackin'

Description: Sorry. Can't. Plotting. Bye. funny excuse design. Whether plotting a route, a novel, or points on a graph, great excuse for getting out of anything. Good for men women, anyone who loves plotting or may be an introvert. Plotting a story, a crime, or data on a chart, here's a great excuse for anyone.

Description: Sorry. Can't. Four of Swords. Bye. funny Tarot design. Good for anyone who draws the Four of Swords or just needs to stay home. Sorry. Can't. Four of Swords. Bye. funny Tarot design for introverts.

Description: Funny Raccoon My Discom Is Seriously Bobulated Wordplay of Discombobulated. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves a silly racoon and strange words. Discombobulated raccoon has its discom seriously bobulated, like its flabbers be gasted.

Description: Sorry. Can't. Hurkle Durkling. Bye. Hurkle Durkle: funny Scottish slang for staying in your bed instead of getting up. Great as an excuse for staying home, for any introvert who likes Scottish slang and being a hurkle durkler. Sorry. Can't. Hurkle Durkling. Bye. funny Scottish slang, great excuse for hurkle durklers and introverts.

Description: He Who Shenan Once Shenanigan Periodic Elements Tiles Funny Punny Design. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves science and spelling funny puns with the element tiles. He Who Shenan Once Shenanigan, because... Science! Periodic Table of Elements Tiles spelling out silly saying: He Who Shenan Once Shenanigan

Description: Funny green alien raccoon holding glowing orb, nonsense viral meme like alien cat and dog, ridiculous goofy unhinged alien raccoon with glowing thingy. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves silly raccoons and viral brain rot memes about aliens. Green raccoon with glowy thing is great for cringe vibes and brainrot memes.

Description: Brainrot Alien Dog Viral Meme Selfie with Loch Ness Monster Nessie. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves Gen A and Gen Z trendy nonsense memes, and mythical cryptid beings like Nessie. Silly green alien viral meme glorp dog taking selfie with Loch Ness Monster Nessie.

Description: Brainrot Alien Cat Viral Meme Selfie with Loch Ness Monster Nessie. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves Gen A and Gen Z trendy nonsense memes, and mythical cryptid beings like Nessie. Silly green alien viral meme glorp cat taking selfie with Loch Ness Monster Nessie.