Kids T-Shirts

Description: Cute Capy with red cape and sword proclaims "I shall shenan then shenanigan!" funny quest pun silly meme. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves cavy capybaras, side quests, puns, shenanigans dilly dallying tomfoolery and malarkey. Graphic of cute questing colorful Capybara with sword raised proclaiming "I shall shenan then shenanigan" as well as being a conduit for nonsense. Funny silly capy punny meme.

Description: I Don't Glow. I Flicker Like A Lightbulb In A Haunted Asylum, raccoon design. Cute primitive colorful raccoon nervously watching a falling feather while explaining about not glowing.

Description: Frazzled raccoon with morning coffee: Ready For Another Day of Compartmentalizing The Horrors. Good for anyone who faces the horrors of each day after enjoying a cup of coffee, and has a snarky sarcastic sense of humor. Cute racoon planning its day each morning.

Description: Funny raccoon: "What I Actually Mean When I Say I Have Plans for the Weekend", sacked out on the couch with a remote nearby. When I tell my friends I have plans for the weekend. Funny introvert stay home humor. Introvert racoon staying home on the couch, tells friends I have plans for the weekend.

Description: Bigfoot in The City Eating a Slice from Sasquatch Pizzeria, funny grunge city night scene of the Squatch sitting on a curb eating some pizza. No wonder he can't be found. Flash color photo of a Sasquatch wearing sunglasses and a ball cap, sitting on a city curb at night, eating a slice.

Description: Bigfoot in The City Eating a Slice from Sasquatch Pizzeria, funny grunge city night scene of the Squatch sitting on a curb eating some pizza. No wonder he can't be found. Black and white photo of a Sasquatch wearing sunglasses and a ball cap, sitting on a city curb at night, eating a slice.

Description: Bigfoot in The City Eating a Slice from Sasquatch Pizzeria, funny grunge city night scene of the Squatch sitting on a curb eating some pizza. No wonder he can't be found. Black and white photo of a Sasquatch wearing sunglasses and a ball cap, sitting on a city curb at night, eating a slice.

Description: When you can't go because your avocado will ripen at any moment, let folks know with this handy excuse. Need a reason to get home? Good for anyone who has a snarky sense of humor and loves avocados. Grunge distressed font of saying Sorry. Can't. Avocado's Almost Ripe. Bye.

Description: Primitive colorful graphic of cute bear pointing to itself to explain the saying Life's a Bear As Am I.

Description: Be Truly Shaken Indeed but in a medieval Chaucerian sort of way: "Verily Shooketh Forsooth". Good for anyone who loves to get their medieval self on with some snarky humor and is truly shaken about it indeed! Blackletter calligraphic font for faux medieval saying Verily Shooketh Forsooth (as in Truly Shaken Indeed!).

Description: Shooketh To Mine Innermost Marrow, fun medieval saying that's much funnier than Shaken To My Core. Funny sarcastic words. Shaken to my core but in funny medieval style speak: Shooketh To Mine Innermost Marrow

Description: Confused and shook is boring, go medieval with "Flummoxed & Shooketh" in a fancy goth font. Be both Flummoxed and Shooketh

Description: Archery Raccoon Great Wave robe Japanese art homage. Good for anyone who loves Japanese art aesthetic, archery and racoons. Graphic of a raccoon dressed in great wave style robe, using bow and arrow.

Description: Funny mouse explains: "Am I Perfect? No. Do I At Least Try To Do My Best? Also No." Good for anyone who loves snarky sarcasm instead of uplifting motivational sayings. Sarcastic mouse explains reality vs uplifting expectations.

Description: Adorable cat in a warm sweater, nestled in a big chair, cuppa tea on the side, all ready to enjoy a good book. The perfect word for an introvert who loves to curl up and read: Booktrovert. Good for anyone who loves cats, books, tea, and being a booktrovert

Description: Soup Is Witchcraft, cute Raccoon Witch Stirring Cauldron. "We put plants, spices, and dead animals into a pot and follow instructions from a book written by old people". Funny but true soup magic through witchiness. Graphic of a Racoon Witch stirring a Bubbling Cauldron full of what is basically soup. Funny Soup Raccoon Meme.

Description: I Must Remain Whimsical to Avoid the Horrors, sarcastic colorful whimsicat staring intently at a falling feather. Snarky funny sarcasm about keeping the horrors at bay. Graphic of colorful whimsicat popart, funny saying about avoiding the horrors by remaining whimsical.

Description: Adorable white goose dressed for cold weather with a knit cap and thick scarf. Today, I'm a Chilly Goose, not a silly one. Graphic of a goose in winter hat and scarf, being a cute Chilly Goose

Description: Don't Be Scromiting Your Drama On Me, distressed font vintage aesthetic for saying about scream-vomiting (now called Scromiting). Good for anyone who is around dramatic scromiters or screaming pukers. Distressed vintage font for anyone dealing with Scream Vomiting drama

Description: That's It. I'm Done. says the cute raccoon lying flat on its back in the grass. I've had enough, I can't take anymore. Good for anyone who loves racoons and is completely fed up with everything. Graphic of a cute raccoon lying on its back in the grass, saying "That's it. I'm done."

Description: I Must Remain Whimsical to Avoid the Horrors, sarcastic crow in a witch's hat and boots. Snarky funny sarcasm about keeping the horrors at bay. Graphic of a black crow wearing a witch hat and witchy boots, funny saying about avoiding the horrors by remaining whimsical.

Description: Cute quirky frog: I'm Gonna Frolic Like I've Never Frolicked Before When Spring Finally Arrives. Good for anyone who loves adorable frogs and eagerly waits for Spring each winter. Adorably weird frog surrounded by flowers, saying funny phrase about frolicking when spring arrives. Cottagecore, frogcore, boots core.

Description: Toad with hatchet demands "Snacks! Now!" funny design. Good for anyone who loves snacks and wants some Now! and also loves toads and other hatchet-wielding amphibians. Blue-eyed Toad with hatchet demanding Snacks! Now!

Description: Beautiful Blue Hummingbirds of Happiness Japanese style art design. For anyone who loves hummingbirds, especially blue ones, and the Japanese art aesthetic. Distressed grunge Japanese poster art of many beautiful blue hummingbirds

Description: "I will not be intimidated" Jack Smith testifying before the House Judiciary Committee about his Investigations into Donald Trump's actions during and after the president's first term. Stand strong and show your support for Jack Smith

Description: Dejected raccoon: If you need me... don't, funny leave me alone design. Good for anyone who loves raccoons and would prefer to be left alone and not bothered. Graphic of a raccoon slumped in a chair, wanting to not be needed by anyone for awhile. Distressed grunge vintage aesthetic.

Description: Love A Good Long Pandiculation. Pandiculate: to fully stretch the arms and torso often combined with a yawn. Pandiculation: satisfying, full-body stretch and yawn combination. Good for anyone who loves a good yawn and stretch in the morning or any time. Distressed grunge font for saying about Loving A Good Long Pandiculation" saying

Description: Big Capybara says Explain your smolness and small Capy replies I'm a nugget. Adorably capy cavy conversation between grownup and baby capybaras. Great for anyone who loves cute capys Graphic of two capybaras and their adorable convo about being a small smol nugget baby.

Description: Stunning recreation of Elsa Lanchester as The Bridge of Frankenstein, Beauty Never Dies

Description: Crow Witch: "On My Way To Hex The Patriarchy". Good for any feministic witch who's ready to topple the patriarchy and determined to do so with an awesome hex or maybe several. Smash, crush, petrify, burn, and hex the patriarchy with some serious crow energy. Determined witchy crow is on its way to cast a spell for destroying the patriarchy.

Description: Cute Little Frog Munch The Scream Parody design. Good for anyone who loves expressionist art, adorable frogs, and funny graphics.

Description: May the foulest stench eternally waft your way, adorable knight questing raccoon flings insults in the noblest manner. Good for anyone who loves insults, funny wording, cute raccoons and sarcastic humor. May the foulest stench eternally waft your way. May the grossest stink always follow you wherever you are. In a nice olde english font.

Description: Actual IQ: 119 , Feels Like: 82. When IQ Scores Are Treated Like Weather Forecasts with a "feels like" number for whatever day you're actually having. Good for folks who love sarcasm, sarcastic humor, and struggle to live up to their IQ score some days. Funny saying about the 'real feel' IQ vs 'actual' IQ. Funny typewriter, newspaper font for dry humor, sarcastic saying.

Description: Same, Girl Cutest Little Supportive Feral Raccoon design. Good for anyone who wants to show support and loves adorable smol raccoons. Funny supportive saying with cute racoon graphic.

Description: I have my life together. It's piled in the corner, but it's together. Funny Cat hiding in the corner. Good for anyone who insists they have it all together even if that means it's all piled up in the corner somewhere. Graphic of a watercolour kitty and paint splatters in the corner. Quirky font for sarcastic saying about having it all together.

Description: Fed up raccoon: Each Day There is Something To Do, And I, For One, Have Had Enough! Fairy godraccoon is tired of whiny people who always need something. Snarky silly sarcastic complaint. Let your poor long-suffering fairy godmother take an occasional break.