Shorts

Description: Primitive colorful graphic of cute bear pointing to itself to explain the saying Life's a Bear As Am I.

Description: Primitive colorful graphic of cute bear pointing to itself to explain the saying Life's a B!itch As Am I.

Description: Be Truly Shaken Indeed but in a medieval Chaucerian sort of way: "Verily Shooketh Forsooth". Good for anyone who loves to get their medieval self on with some snarky humor and is truly shaken about it indeed! Blackletter calligraphic font for faux medieval saying Verily Shooketh Forsooth (as in Truly Shaken Indeed!).

Description: Shooketh To Mine Innermost Marrow, fun medieval saying that's much funnier than Shaken To My Core. Funny sarcastic words. Shaken to my core but in funny medieval style speak: Shooketh To Mine Innermost Marrow

Description: Confused and shook is boring, go medieval with "Flummoxed & Shooketh" in a fancy goth font. Be both Flummoxed and Shooketh

Description: Funny "Janky Is As Janky Does" Colorful Saying in Quirky Font

Description: Archery Raccoon Great Wave robe Japanese art homage. Good for anyone who loves Japanese art aesthetic, archery and racoons. Graphic of a raccoon dressed in great wave style robe, using bow and arrow.

Description: Snarky sarcastic saying about being old and no longer stressing about possibly dying young. Good for anyone who's getting older and laughing about it. Distressed grunge vintage font for sarcasm humor about getting older.

Description: Funny mouse explains: "Am I Perfect? No. Do I At Least Try To Do My Best? Also No." Good for anyone who loves snarky sarcasm instead of uplifting motivational sayings. Sarcastic mouse explains reality vs uplifting expectations.

Description: Funny Vintage Medieval Frog King banishing someone to Get Thee Hence To Fornicate Thyself. Funny for anyone who loves amphibians, medieval era adult humor. Graphic of a Frog Dressed As A Medieval King. Distressed vintage look.

Description: Adorable cat in a warm sweater, nestled in a big chair, cuppa tea on the side, all ready to enjoy a good book. The perfect word for an introvert who loves to curl up and read: Booktrovert. Good for anyone who loves cats, books, tea, and being a booktrovert

Description: Soup Is Witchcraft, cute Raccoon Witch Stirring Cauldron. "We put plants, spices, and dead animals into a pot and follow instructions from a book written by old people". Funny but true soup magic through witchiness. Graphic of a Racoon Witch stirring a Bubbling Cauldron full of what is basically soup. Funny Soup Raccoon Meme.

Description: Funny Vintage Medieval Knight Riding a Chicken whilst urging Hasten Hence To Fornicate Thyself (Go Fuck Yourself). Funny for anyone who loves raccoons, knights on quests, giant chickens, and medieval era humor with swearing. Graphic of Racoon Knight Astride a Monstrous Capon

Description: Cute Raccoon: "'Tis I, King Shit of Fuck Mountain", funny racoon knight is full of himself and ready to let everyone know. Huzzah, I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain! Conceited, arrogant questing knight racoon.

Description: Cute mouse explains, "I'm Mostly Peace, Love, And Light" with a smidgen of "Go Fuck Yourself". Funny saying about being mostly uplifting but also occasionally telling people to go away and leave me alone. Sarcasm, salty, sassy, snarky humor.

Description: I Must Remain Whimsical to Avoid the Horrors, sarcastic colorful whimsicat staring intently at a falling feather. Snarky funny sarcasm about keeping the horrors at bay. Graphic of colorful whimsicat popart, funny saying about avoiding the horrors by remaining whimsical.

Description: Adorable white goose dressed for cold weather with a knit cap and thick scarf. Today, I'm a Chilly Goose, not a silly one. Graphic of a goose in winter hat and scarf, being a cute Chilly Goose

Description: Don't Be Scromiting Your Drama On Me, distressed font vintage aesthetic for saying about scream-vomiting (now called Scromiting). Good for anyone who is around dramatic scromiters or screaming pukers. Distressed vintage font for anyone dealing with Scream Vomiting drama

Description: Don't Be Scromiting Your Drama On Me, rainbow messy hair bun skeleton wants nothing to do with anyone scream-vomiting (now called Scromiting) drama. Good for anyone who is around dramatic scromiters or scream pukers. Graphic of a skeleton with rainbow messy hairbun, not interested in dealing with Scream Vomiting drama.

Description: That's It. I'm Done. says the cute raccoon lying flat on its back in the grass. I've had enough, I can't take anymore. Good for anyone who loves racoons and is completely fed up with everything. Graphic of a cute raccoon lying on its back in the grass, saying "That's it. I'm done."

Description: I Must Remain Whimsical to Avoid the Horrors, sarcastic crow in a witch's hat and boots. Snarky funny sarcasm about keeping the horrors at bay. Graphic of a black crow wearing a witch hat and witchy boots, funny saying about avoiding the horrors by remaining whimsical.

Description: I Either Give Too Many Fucks or No Fucks At All. I Can't Seem To Find a Middle Ground for Moderate Fuckage. Funny snarky sarcastic cat explaining about giving all or no fucks and not being able to find a happy medium of fucks to give.

Description: I either give too many fucks or no fucks at all. I can't seem to find a middle ground for moderate fuckage. Funny saying about giving a fuck or not about anything, and trying to find a happy medium.

Description: I Don't Care If You Don't Get Positive Vibes From Me, I'm Not Your Vibrator. Funny sarcastic snarky saying about how you don't need to please everyone, go away and leave me alone, not responsible for your happiness. Distressed grunge font for saying about not having to make other people happy. Vibrator humor.

Description: Cute quirky frog: I'm Gonna Frolic Like I've Never Frolicked Before When Spring Finally Arrives. Good for anyone who loves adorable frogs and eagerly waits for Spring each winter. Adorably weird frog surrounded by flowers, saying funny phrase about frolicking when spring arrives. Cottagecore, frogcore, boots core.

Description: Toad with hatchet demands "Snacks! Now!" funny design. Good for anyone who loves snacks and wants some Now! and also loves toads and other hatchet-wielding amphibians. Blue-eyed Toad with hatchet demanding Snacks! Now!

Description: Some People Meditate. I Swear A Lot and Sigh Heavily. Same Thing. funny sarcastic cat design. Good for anyone who prefers swearing to meditating and loves dry humor and sarcasm. Snarky sarcastic cat explaining what it prefers instead of meditation. Especially good for those of us with Lalochezia.

Description: Beautiful Blue Hummingbirds of Happiness Japanese style art design. For anyone who loves hummingbirds, especially blue ones, and the Japanese art aesthetic. Distressed grunge Japanese poster art of many beautiful blue hummingbirds

Description: "I will not be intimidated" Jack Smith testifying before the House Judiciary Committee about his Investigations into Donald Trump's actions during and after the president's first term. Stand strong and show your support for Jack Smith

Description: Dejected raccoon: If you need me... don't, funny leave me alone design. Good for anyone who loves raccoons and would prefer to be left alone and not bothered. Graphic of a raccoon slumped in a chair, wanting to not be needed by anyone for awhile. Distressed grunge vintage aesthetic.

Description: Love A Good Long Pandiculation. Pandiculate: to fully stretch the arms and torso often combined with a yawn. Pandiculation: satisfying, full-body stretch and yawn combination. Good for anyone who loves a good yawn and stretch in the morning or any time. Distressed grunge font for saying about Loving A Good Long Pandiculation" saying

Description: Big Capybara says Explain your smolness and small Capy replies I'm a nugget. Adorably capy cavy conversation between grownup and baby capybaras. Great for anyone who loves cute capys Graphic of two capybaras and their adorable convo about being a small smol nugget baby.

Description: Crow Witch: "On My Way To Hex The Patriarchy". Good for any feministic witch who's ready to topple the patriarchy and determined to do so with an awesome hex or maybe several. Smash, crush, petrify, burn, and hex the patriarchy with some serious crow energy. Determined witchy crow is on its way to cast a spell for destroying the patriarchy.

Description: Cute Little Frog Munch The Scream Parody design. Good for anyone who loves expressionist art, adorable frogs, and funny graphics.

Description: May the foulest stench eternally waft your way, adorable knight questing raccoon flings insults in the noblest manner. Good for anyone who loves insults, funny wording, cute raccoons and sarcastic humor. May the foulest stench eternally waft your way. May the grossest stink always follow you wherever you are. In a nice olde english font.

Description: Actual IQ: 119 , Feels Like: 82. When IQ Scores Are Treated Like Weather Forecasts with a "feels like" number for whatever day you're actually having. Good for folks who love sarcasm, sarcastic humor, and struggle to live up to their IQ score some days. Funny saying about the 'real feel' IQ vs 'actual' IQ. Funny typewriter, newspaper font for dry humor, sarcastic saying.