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Description: Sarcastic cat: "The Persisting Horrors Are Getting On My Last Nerve" Good for anyone who's tired of dealing with the horrors that continue to persist, has a very sarcastic attitude, and loves cats. Graphic of a very snarky cat informing everyone that it's extremely tired of the horrors that persist and keep persisting.

Description: Adorable Raccoon: My Brain Isn't Aging Well. Good for anyone who is getting a tad forgetful and loves cute racoons. Forgetfulness and aging humor with a confused raccoon. Colorful raccoon is confused.

Description: Funny princess colorful cat graphic gives royal command. Good for anyone who loves cats, princesses, and telling folks to be quiet. By royal decree, it's Princess KittyKat in a cute primitive graphic

Description: Cute Capy with red cape and sword proclaims "I shall shenan then shenanigan!" funny quest pun silly meme. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves cavy capybaras, side quests, puns, shenanigans dilly dallying tomfoolery and malarkey. Graphic of cute questing colorful Capybara with sword raised proclaiming "I shall shenan then shenanigan" as well as being a conduit for nonsense. Funny silly capy punny meme.

Description: I Don't Glow. I Flicker Like A Lightbulb In A Haunted Asylum, raccoon design. Cute primitive colorful raccoon nervously watching a falling feather while explaining about not glowing.

Description: You Cannot Begin To Grasp The Colossal Vastness of the Fuck I Do Not Give. I really don't care. Distressed vintage font.

Description: Frazzled raccoon with morning coffee: Ready For Another Day of Compartmentalizing The Horrors. Good for anyone who faces the horrors of each day after enjoying a cup of coffee, and has a snarky sarcastic sense of humor. Cute racoon planning its day each morning.

Description: Funny raccoon: "What I Actually Mean When I Say I Have Plans for the Weekend", sacked out on the couch with a remote nearby. When I tell my friends I have plans for the weekend. Funny introvert stay home humor. Introvert racoon staying home on the couch, tells friends I have plans for the weekend.

Description: Bangxiety, funny made up word for sexual tension. Adult humor. Repeating word design.

Description: Bigfoot in The City Eating a Slice from Sasquatch Pizzeria, funny grunge city night scene of the Squatch sitting on a curb eating some pizza. No wonder he can't be found. Flash color photo of a Sasquatch wearing sunglasses and a ball cap, sitting on a city curb at night, eating a slice.

Description: Bigfoot in The City Eating a Slice from Sasquatch Pizzeria, funny grunge city night scene of the Squatch sitting on a curb eating some pizza. No wonder he can't be found. Black and white photo of a Sasquatch wearing sunglasses and a ball cap, sitting on a city curb at night, eating a slice.

Description: Bigfoot in The City Eating a Slice from Sasquatch Pizzeria, funny grunge city night scene of the Squatch sitting on a curb eating some pizza. No wonder he can't be found. Black and white photo of a Sasquatch wearing sunglasses and a ball cap, sitting on a city curb at night, eating a slice.

Description: When you can't go because your avocado will ripen at any moment, let folks know with this handy excuse. Need a reason to get home? Good for anyone who has a snarky sense of humor and loves avocados. Grunge distressed font of saying Sorry. Can't. Avocado's Almost Ripe. Bye.

Description: Primitive colorful graphic of cute bear pointing to itself to explain the saying Life's a Bear As Am I.

Description: Primitive colorful graphic of cute bear pointing to itself to explain the saying Life's a B!itch As Am I.

Description: Be Truly Shaken Indeed but in a medieval Chaucerian sort of way: "Verily Shooketh Forsooth". Good for anyone who loves to get their medieval self on with some snarky humor and is truly shaken about it indeed! Blackletter calligraphic font for faux medieval saying Verily Shooketh Forsooth (as in Truly Shaken Indeed!).

Description: Shooketh To Mine Innermost Marrow, fun medieval saying that's much funnier than Shaken To My Core. Funny sarcastic words. Shaken to my core but in funny medieval style speak: Shooketh To Mine Innermost Marrow

Description: Confused and shook is boring, go medieval with "Flummoxed & Shooketh" in a fancy goth font. Be both Flummoxed and Shooketh

Description: Funny "Janky Is As Janky Does" Colorful Saying in Quirky Font

Description: Archery Raccoon Great Wave robe Japanese art homage. Good for anyone who loves Japanese art aesthetic, archery and racoons. Graphic of a raccoon dressed in great wave style robe, using bow and arrow.

Description: Snarky sarcastic saying about being old and no longer stressing about possibly dying young. Good for anyone who's getting older and laughing about it. Distressed grunge vintage font for sarcasm humor about getting older.

Description: Funny mouse explains: "Am I Perfect? No. Do I At Least Try To Do My Best? Also No." Good for anyone who loves snarky sarcasm instead of uplifting motivational sayings. Sarcastic mouse explains reality vs uplifting expectations.

Description: Funny Vintage Medieval Frog King banishing someone to Get Thee Hence To Fornicate Thyself. Funny for anyone who loves amphibians, medieval era adult humor. Graphic of a Frog Dressed As A Medieval King. Distressed vintage look.

Description: Adorable cat in a warm sweater, nestled in a big chair, cuppa tea on the side, all ready to enjoy a good book. The perfect word for an introvert who loves to curl up and read: Booktrovert. Good for anyone who loves cats, books, tea, and being a booktrovert

Description: Soup Is Witchcraft, cute Raccoon Witch Stirring Cauldron. "We put plants, spices, and dead animals into a pot and follow instructions from a book written by old people". Funny but true soup magic through witchiness. Graphic of a Racoon Witch stirring a Bubbling Cauldron full of what is basically soup. Funny Soup Raccoon Meme.

Description: Funny Vintage Medieval Knight Riding a Chicken whilst urging Hasten Hence To Fornicate Thyself (Go Fuck Yourself). Funny for anyone who loves raccoons, knights on quests, giant chickens, and medieval era humor with swearing. Graphic of Racoon Knight Astride a Monstrous Capon

Description: Cute Raccoon: "'Tis I, King Shit of Fuck Mountain", funny racoon knight is full of himself and ready to let everyone know. Huzzah, I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain! Conceited, arrogant questing knight racoon.

Description: Cute mouse explains, "I'm Mostly Peace, Love, And Light" with a smidgen of "Go Fuck Yourself". Funny saying about being mostly uplifting but also occasionally telling people to go away and leave me alone. Sarcasm, salty, sassy, snarky humor.

Description: I Must Remain Whimsical to Avoid the Horrors, sarcastic colorful whimsicat staring intently at a falling feather. Snarky funny sarcasm about keeping the horrors at bay. Graphic of colorful whimsicat popart, funny saying about avoiding the horrors by remaining whimsical.

Description: Adorable white goose dressed for cold weather with a knit cap and thick scarf. Today, I'm a Chilly Goose, not a silly one. Graphic of a goose in winter hat and scarf, being a cute Chilly Goose

Description: Don't Be Scromiting Your Drama On Me, distressed font vintage aesthetic for saying about scream-vomiting (now called Scromiting). Good for anyone who is around dramatic scromiters or screaming pukers. Distressed vintage font for anyone dealing with Scream Vomiting drama

Description: Don't Be Scromiting Your Drama On Me, rainbow messy hair bun skeleton wants nothing to do with anyone scream-vomiting (now called Scromiting) drama. Good for anyone who is around dramatic scromiters or scream pukers. Graphic of a skeleton with rainbow messy hairbun, not interested in dealing with Scream Vomiting drama.

Description: That's It. I'm Done. says the cute raccoon lying flat on its back in the grass. I've had enough, I can't take anymore. Good for anyone who loves racoons and is completely fed up with everything. Graphic of a cute raccoon lying on its back in the grass, saying "That's it. I'm done."

Description: I Must Remain Whimsical to Avoid the Horrors, sarcastic crow in a witch's hat and boots. Snarky funny sarcasm about keeping the horrors at bay. Graphic of a black crow wearing a witch hat and witchy boots, funny saying about avoiding the horrors by remaining whimsical.

Description: I Either Give Too Many Fucks or No Fucks At All. I Can't Seem To Find a Middle Ground for Moderate Fuckage. Funny snarky sarcastic cat explaining about giving all or no fucks and not being able to find a happy medium of fucks to give.

Description: I either give too many fucks or no fucks at all. I can't seem to find a middle ground for moderate fuckage. Funny saying about giving a fuck or not about anything, and trying to find a happy medium.