Description: Capybara in Deerstalker hat with a Meerschaum Pipe, funny Periodic Elements design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves capy cavy rodents dressed for sleuthing, and science. Funny periodic elements it's elementary pun. Capybara dressed in a hat with periodic elements spelling out CaPYBaRa. Fun science theme crossed with cute capybaras it's elementary.
Description: Approach at your own risk, Belchin & Fartin Unlimited, hilarious old-time signage aesthetic to announce burping and farting will seem classy and fancy. Good for men and women, anyone who owns their burps and farts. Vintage business sign for Belching and Farting Unlimited, Approach at your own Risk. Burping and Farting inappropriate humor.
Description: The Ouroboros of Pi: the snake eating its tail depicting the eternal cycle of life, and the Infinite Series value of Pi, in one graphic. Good for men women and kids, anyone interested in the Ouroboros or the mathematics of Pi. An ouroboros snake eating its tail outside of a spiral of pi value numbers. Great conversation starter.
Description: Grilling Guru, I Speak In Tongs, funny raccoon grill design. Good for men and women, anyone who's a master at the grill, loves raccoons, and has a silly sense of humor. Graphic of a racoon manning the backyard grill, with funny pun saying about speaking in "tongs".
Description: Frog in Pink Cowgirl Hat and Boots is Living the Dream One Questionable Decision At A Time. Funny silly frog in pink Western hat and high-heel pink boots. Good for men and women, anyone who loves sarcastic silly frog memes. Funny frog in pink go-go boots and a cowgirl hat is living the dream one questionable or bad decision at a time.
Description: Squirrel Juggling Chainsaws: "I May Seem Nonchalant, But Inside..." shows difference between outer calm and inner chaos. Good for men and women, anyone who's an introvert acting mellow on the outside while a squirrel juggles chainsaws inside. Outwardly cool calm and collected, inwardly a nervous squirrel trying to juggle four chainsaws
Description: Raccoon "So hungry... I'd lick the wall" such a drama queen, fainting from hunger. Good for men women and kids, anyone who's always hungry, dramatic about it, and loves racoons. I require snacks. Graphic of a dramatic fainting raccoon with saying "So hungry... I'd lick the wall. Snacks make me nicer. If I'm moody, give me foody.
Description: You Can Burn All The Sage You Want, I Shall Return, snarky witchy cat design. Good for men and women and witches, anyone who loves sarcastic humor, cats, and smudging with sage. Halloween-ish graphic of a sly cat holding burning sage bundle, plus a saying about how smudging won't keep me away. Funny dark magic magical humor.
Description: Apparently The Skulls of My Enemies ARE Diswasher Safe, funny cat dark humor design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves macabre sarcasm (especially in the haunting season) and cats. Cartoon graphic of a cute cat sitting next to an open dishwasher filled with steaming, freshly-washed skulls, with darkly humorous saying.
Description: Weird?! Why would You Think I'm Weird? funny silly raccoons. Good for men and women, anyone who loves racoons and sarcastic humor. Vintage-style graphics of raccoons in ridiculous poses doing silly things. Funny sarcastic saying about being strange and weird.
Description: Sorry For Acting Weird... funny silly raccoons doing ridiculous things. Good for men and women, anyone who loves racoons and sarcastic humor. Graphics of raccoons in ridiculous poses doing silly things. Funny sarcastic saying about being weird and it's a fact. Vintage aesthetic design.
Description: Since the platypus lays eggs AND produces milk, it's one of the few animals that can make its own custard! Ew! Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves silly sayings and cute platypuses (or platypi). Fun animal facts and sillyness. An adorable platypus holding a cup of custard that it might make with its own eggs and milk, because ew! But also fun fact! Silly platypus humor.
Description: Funny Snarky Call Me When You Get To Hell sarcastic horror design. Good for Halloween or any time. Silly saying for men or women, anyone who loves sarcasm and want people to arrive safely at their destination. Sarcastic funny saying in a creepy font.
Description: Adorable panda holding Union Jack showing support for the entire United Kingdom by holding up the Union Flag. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves visiting or living in the UK and British slang. Graphic of cute panda happily holding Union Jack and feeling quite pleased, bruv.
Description: Funny Raccoon says "Stay Back! Something's Tingling" Good for men and women, anyone who love racoons and silly humor about things that might tingle. Vintage graphic of a raccoon saying something silly or maybe inappropriate, trying to figure out what's tingling.
Description: The Current Dating Pool Definitely Has Pee In It, funny saying about good dates and dating also making fun of peeing in the pool. Good for men and women, anyone who finds dating problematic. Distressed grunge font, "The Current Dating Pool Definitely Has Pee In It" sarcastic snarky comment about going on a date.
Description: The Current Gene Pool Definitely Has Pee In It, funny saying about the world and genes, also making fun of peeing in the pool. Good for men and women, anyone who's interested in genetics and sarcasm. Distressed grunge font, "The Current Gene Pool Definitely Has Pee In It" sarcastic snarky comment about modern genetics.
Description: When They Go Low, We Go Full-On Newsom, Awesom Newsom, Gavin Newsom 2028. Good for men and women, anyone who thinks Gov Gavin Newsom is doing an awesome job. #48 in '28. Distressed grunge font that shows support for Gavin Newsom by rewording trendy phrase.
Description: Tragedazzle – When something goes wrong but still looks fabulous. Good for men and women, anyone who experiences spectacular fails. Snarky sarcasm in faux-language. Funny sarcastic saying using made up word "tragedazzle" to describe all the spectacular disasters. Tragedy but with jazz hands.
Description: Pretty Sure I'm Moot, funny silly musing, good for men and women, anyone musing about their own relevance. Also great for language and vocabulary fans. Distressed grunge font for snarky saying questioning one's relevancy. Great conversation starter about the term moot. For anyone who's feeling subject to uncertainty, or as if they have little to no relevance.
Description: Awesom Newsom, Gavin Newsom 2028. Yes, awesome is deliberately misspelled to match Newsom. Get noticed! Start a conversation!! Good for men and women, anyone who thinks Gov Gavin Newsom is doing an awesome job. #48 in '28 Blue fancy font that shows support for Gavin Newsom. Team Newsom, Whitmer Newsom 2028. Newsom Whitmer 2028. Don't poke the bear. Come and get me tough guy!
Description: Feeling Very Moot, funny sarcastic saying, good for men and women, anyone who's feeling subject to uncertainty, or as if they have little to no relevance. Also great for language and vocabulary fans. Distressed grunge font for snarky saying questioning oneself. Great conversation starter about the term moot.
Description: I correct autocorrect more then autocorrect corrects ma. Silly funny stupid misspellings from autocorrect. Good for men women and kids, anyone who gets annoyed by having to correct autocorrect's mistakes. Funny autocorrect mistakes about correcting autocorrect.
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