Description: I Don't Care If You Don't Get Positive Vibes From Me, I'm Not Your Vibrator. Funny sarcastic snarky saying about how you don't need to please everyone, go away and leave me alone, not responsible for your happiness. Distressed grunge font for saying about not having to make other people happy. Vibrator humor.
Description: Cute quirky frog: I'm Gonna Frolic Like I've Never Frolicked Before When Spring Finally Arrives. Good for anyone who loves adorable frogs and eagerly waits for Spring each winter. Adorably weird frog surrounded by flowers, saying funny phrase about frolicking when spring arrives. Cottagecore, frogcore, boots core.
Description: Some People Meditate. I Swear A Lot and Sigh Heavily. Same Thing. funny sarcastic cat design. Good for anyone who prefers swearing to meditating and loves dry humor and sarcasm. Snarky sarcastic cat explaining what it prefers instead of meditation. Especially good for those of us with Lalochezia.
Description: Dejected raccoon: If you need me... don't, funny leave me alone design. Good for anyone who loves raccoons and would prefer to be left alone and not bothered. Graphic of a raccoon slumped in a chair, wanting to not be needed by anyone for awhile. Distressed grunge vintage aesthetic.
Description: Love A Good Long Pandiculation. Pandiculate: to fully stretch the arms and torso often combined with a yawn. Pandiculation: satisfying, full-body stretch and yawn combination. Good for anyone who loves a good yawn and stretch in the morning or any time. Distressed grunge font for saying about Loving A Good Long Pandiculation" saying
Description: Big Capybara says Explain your smolness and small Capy replies I'm a nugget. Adorably capy cavy conversation between grownup and baby capybaras. Great for anyone who loves cute capys Graphic of two capybaras and their adorable convo about being a small smol nugget baby.
Description: Crow Witch: "On My Way To Hex The Patriarchy". Good for any feministic witch who's ready to topple the patriarchy and determined to do so with an awesome hex or maybe several. Smash, crush, petrify, burn, and hex the patriarchy with some serious crow energy. Determined witchy crow is on its way to cast a spell for destroying the patriarchy.
Description: May the foulest stench eternally waft your way, adorable knight questing raccoon flings insults in the noblest manner. Good for anyone who loves insults, funny wording, cute raccoons and sarcastic humor. May the foulest stench eternally waft your way. May the grossest stink always follow you wherever you are. In a nice olde english font.
Description: Actual IQ: 119 , Feels Like: 82. When IQ Scores Are Treated Like Weather Forecasts with a "feels like" number for whatever day you're actually having. Good for folks who love sarcasm, sarcastic humor, and struggle to live up to their IQ score some days. Funny saying about the 'real feel' IQ vs 'actual' IQ. Funny typewriter, newspaper font for dry humor, sarcastic saying.
Description: I have my life together. It's piled in the corner, but it's together. Funny Cat hiding in the corner. Good for anyone who insists they have it all together even if that means it's all piled up in the corner somewhere. Graphic of a watercolour kitty and paint splatters in the corner. Quirky font for sarcastic saying about having it all together.
Description: Before you tell me what I've done wrong... I don't give a f_ck, sarcastic snarky cat really doesn't care. Good for anyone who really doesn't care what anyone thinks. graphic of a sarcastic exasperated cat letting everyone know it doesn't really care at all.
Description: Fed up raccoon: Each Day There is Something To Do, And I, For One, Have Had Enough! Fairy godraccoon is tired of whiny people who always need something. Snarky silly sarcastic complaint. Let your poor long-suffering fairy godmother take an occasional break.
Description: Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people aren't allowed to talk. Funny anti-talking saying, good for anyone who wishes more people would shut up and not talk at all. Chalkboard font for saying about needing more places than just libraries where people can't talk so much.
Description: Unstoppable If I Wasn't Slightly Unhinged and Easily Distracted, funny explaining mouse design. Good for anyone who has a sense of humor about themselves and becoming unstoppable. Fun quirky font with little cartoon mouse explaining about how unstoppable he could be, if only.
Description: Seiche: the definition of Seiche in a cute cartoon. Good for anyone interested in the phenomenon (a standing wave or oscillation in an enclosed or semi-enclosed body of water). Good for anyone who loves strange weather and water occurrences. Seiche.
Description: Cute Questing Raccoon Knight: "I Shall Gad My Zooks and Gast My Flabbers". Good for anyone who loves silly sayings like shenan then shenanigan and adorable racoons on a quest. Graphic of a cute raccoon knight wearing a cape and holding up a sword while vowing to gad some zooks and gast some flabbers, because Gadzooks and Flabbergasted are funny words.
Description: Cute Raccoon Knight: "What-Ho, Sparklefarts!" funny design. Good for anyone who loves silly sayings and adorable shenan then shenanigan raccoons on quests. Graphic of a cute questing knight raccoon and very silly saying: What-Ho, Sparklefarts!
Description: Woo to the Hoo declares questing Raccoon Knight, silly design. Good for anyone who loves funny phrases and racoons. It's not just Woo Hoo, it's much more, it's Woo to the Hoo. Graphic of cute questing raccoon holding sword aloft and proclaiming "Woo to the Hoo!" throughout the land. For anyone who loves I shall shenan then shenanigan silly humor.
Description: Woo to the Hoo says the snarky sarcastic cat with a sigh. Good for anyone who loves dry humor dripping with sarcasm. It's not just Woo Hoo, it's so much more, it's Woo to the Hoo. Let folks know what you really think. Graphic of snarky sarcastic cat saying "Woo to the Hoo" with absolutely no enthusiasm. For anyone who loves sarcasm and cats.
Description: Frog King: "To the Corn Field!" funny frog or toad design. Good for anyone who loves absurd humor and frogs or toads dressed as royalty. Graphic of the King Amphibian pointing away emphatically, and Blackletter font for saying "To the Corn Field!"
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