Shorts

Description: Butyraceous: Buttery, of or like Butter. For the smooth, buttery, creamy person who loves weird words. Show everyone how buttery you are, or give this as a gift to someone smooth and into vocabulary oddities.

Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for lazing abed vintage design. Good for men women and children, anyone who wakes up then decides to have a lie-in before getting out of bed in the morning. Staying in your bed after you should get up each day. Hurkle Durkling hurkle durkler graphic, Scottish slang for lazing about instead of getting up in the morning, depicted with vintage grunge distressed groovy illustration. Not getting up, lounging in the bed.

Description: A Good Not a Normal Day funny sarcastic vintage design. Great for men and women, anyone who is pleasantly surprised when projects go to plan, especially said with sarcasm. Funny snarky rabbits illustration and grunge saying of what constitutes a positive vs a normal.

Description: Funny Carpe Noctem (seize the night) sleepy raccoon design features the normally prowling at night raccoon looking far from ready to seize anything but some coffee. Good for men and women, anyone who faces a long night and loves raccoons and caffeine. Humorous graphic of a very tired trash panda drinking coffee and the latin phrase carpe noctem.

Description: Funny anthropomorphic cute fluffy cat in a business suit is ready to run for office in the upcoming 2024 US elections.

Description: What happens if you cross a caterpillar with a watermelon? Well, this. Great for summertime watermelon fans as well as anyone who likes cute little caterpillars.

Description: Instead of Procrastinators Unite... Tomorrow, this doesn't even finish Unite and instead: I'll get back to you later. Great for men and women, anyone who puts things off and loves snarky sayings.

Description: Resting Up For My Do-Over Headstone, funny dark humor design. Zombie undead morbid humor. Humorous last words carved onto a tombstone.

Description: BiTcOIn Periodically Turning Geeks Into Millionaires design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves science Periodic Table of Elements puns and crypto currency. For any computer geek who's mined some bitcoin. Graphic of Periodic Elements abbreviations spelling bitcoin and funny saying.

Description: Romantic Loves-alotl happy axolotl design. Great for anyone who loves axolotls and love. Cute colorful axolotl happily holding a valentine's heart.

Description: Coffee Because Todaying Is Hard vintage grunge design. Forget adulting, just todaying is even harder sometimes, especially without coffee. Good for men and women, anyone who enjoys drinking coffee and needs caffeine to begin each day. Funny saying about loving and needing coffee as a vintage distressed graphic

Description: I bet someone's mom used me as a bad example, funny saying design. Good for men and women, anyone with a snarky sarcastic sense of humor and who loves poking fun and being a bad role model. Humorous sarcasm grunge vintage saying.

Description: Sakura Japanese Cherry Blossom and Foxes Think Spring design. Good for men women and children who love the beautiful pinkish-colored blossoms. Beautiful graphic of Japan's unofficial national flower symbolic of spring and a foxes kit friend.

Description: Dressage: Canter But Make It Fashion fun horse riding design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves horses and especially competition horse dancing known as dressage. Illustration of a dressage rider and horse in a controlled canter with funny saying.

Description: PrAcTiCe Elements for Making Perfect funny design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves science puns and practicing their passion. Periodic Table of Elements graphic for Practice making Perfect, good for science geeks.

Description: Puffin Awesome funny cute puffins design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves puffin birds and believes they are awesome. Adorable puffin and saying graphic.

Description: Funny Pug with Knife Inner Serial Killer design. You inspire my inner serial killer sarcasm pug holding knife illustration. Good for men and women, anyone with a darkish sense of humor and who loves pug dogs. Pug pup with knife and funny expression graphic and sarcastic humorous saying.

Description: Colorful Happy Everything Holidays Seasons All Year design. Good for men women and children, anyone who wants to celebrate holidays for the entire year including Christmas New Year's Valentine's Day St Paddy's Easter July 4th Halloween Thanksgiving. Graphic with trees for Spring and Summer Autumn and Winters and various holidays throughout the year.

Description: Pride Rainbow Layered Text design. Good for anyone in or supporting the LGBTQIA+ community and gay rights.

Description: TaCo Periodic Table of Elements design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves Tacos and is a science geek. Periodic elements taco tuesday graphic.

Description: CInDy: Elements of Awesome, name design. Custom name using Periodic Table of Elements. Good for anyone named Cindy who also loves science. Periodic Table Elements for the name Cindy.

Description: Beautiful Owl Goth Darkish Emo Design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm, owls and their nightlife gothic aesthetic. Gorgeous steampunk owl illustration and sarcastic saying.

Description: Tickety-Booyah! UK and US expressions combined. Mash-up of positive sayings tickety-boo from the British and booyah from the US. Good for men and women, anyone who loves both countries. US and UK flag backgrounds with combined cheery sayings. This Tickety-Booyah! UK and US expressions combined item is designed by Luxinda Tickety Booyah UK US expressions combined.

Description: Cheerfully Irresponsible funny devil-may-care design. Don't care about anything and very happy to show it? This is perfect. And the snail's pretty cute, too!

Description: Life Is Always Better With An Australian Terrier! Do you love Aussie Terriers or know someone who does? These dogs are so wonderful, playful, and fun!

Description: Zero Turn Lawnmowers are the bomb for zipping and zooming around a yard to cut the grass in no time and have fun doing it!

Description: Coffee and Photography Heartbeat design. For anyone who loves both taking photographs and drinking coffee.

Description: Astronaut sitting in lotus position with planets all around while meditating. Yogastronaut pun.

Description: Don't Mind Me, I'll Just Be Over Here Polishing Turds. Funny wasting time design. What you say to someone when there's nothing useful to do. Busy work that's not actually accomplishing anything. Funny stuff Ant says.

Description: Another Ho Hum Day. Sip Sigh Repeat bear coffee design. Adorable bear trying to wake up with coffee.

Description: Funny stuff Anthony Crammen says, I'm Feeling A Bit Pretentious Today. Features fancy metallic-ish font.

Description: I Know My Limits. I totally ignore them, but I know them. Fun '50s era housewife graphic.

Description: Adorable cartoon piggy in a stretch-it-out pose, showing off some amazing yoga (or poga)

Description: The stoic, impassable front line of any football offense are very much the bollards of a great team.

Description: Funny Anthony Crammen saying with fancy font in metallic-style gradient

Description: Gah! Periodic Table of Elements design. GaH: The Elements of Frustration