Shorts

Description: Sometimes an Eggplant is really an AuberGENIE Granting Your Every Wish. What may seem like a plain ordinary eggplant could be downright magical. Funny pun on aubergine, French for eggplant. Good for men and women, anyone who loves magical wish-granting eggplants and humor. Graphic of an eggplant dressed as a genie with a funny saying about eggplants that grant wishes.

Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish slang design meaning to laze about in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves staying in their bed and being lazy. Hurkle Durkle Scottish slang saying, lounge in your bed and be lazy, hurkle durkling, herkle durkler. I just want to Hurkle Durkle.

Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish slang design meaning to laze about in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves staying in their bed and being lazy. Hurkle Durkle Scottish slang saying, lounge in your bed and be lazy, hurkle durkling, herkle durkler. I just want to Hurkle Durkle.

Description: LPLT (Let People Like Things) asking everyone to show kindness and let everyone else like whatever things they want, even if not everyone agrees. Good for men and women, anyone who wants to send a message of everyone getting along. Vintage distressed grungy font with colorful LPLT and explanation of Let People Like Things. Great conversation starter.

Description: Bigfoot taking a selfie and looking very startled at all the UAPs flying through the air possibly being flown by cats. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves the Squatch cryptid, the possibility of Aliens, and cats. Absurd and funny black and white vintage-looking photo of a Squatchy taking a selfie while cat-piloted UFOs whiz through the air behind it.

Description: Silently Judging Your Trees funny design good for men and women, for any Arborist forestry professional tree surgeon lumberjack. When entering any new area, are you checking out the trees? Vintage distressed funny text saying about silently judging other people's trees.

Description: My desire to be informed is currently conflicting with my desire to remain sane. Good for men and women, anyone who likes to know what's going on in the world but is overwhelmed by social media zaniness. Distressed grunge font of saying about remaining sane when there's overwhelming amounts information everywhere.

Description: 8:00 AM: Too tired to think, same at noon and 5:00 PM, but at midnight the brain is wide awake with silly questions. Good for men and women, anyone who's tired all the time each day but can't sleep each night because the brain's pondering weird problems. Hilarious saying about being constantly too tired to think during the entire day, but in the middle of the night, the brain starts firing on all cylinders wondering weird stuff like how dragons blow out candles.

Description: Even When I'm A Zombie I Plan To Hurkle Durkle. Scottish slang "hurkle durkle" means to lounge in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men and women, anyone who loves zombies and also hurkle durkling. Funny illustration of a zombie relaxing in its bed as a hurkle durkler, plus a horror font Scottish saying. It's fun to Hurkle Durkle even for the undead. Also great for Halloween.

Description: Even Once I'm A Zombie I Plan To Hurkle Durkle. Scottish slang "hurkle durkle" means to lounge in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men and women, anyone who loves zombies and also hurkle durkling. Creepy distressed horror font of Zombie Scottish saying. It's fun to be a Hurkle Durkler even for the undead. Also great for Halloween.

Description: Sorry. Can't. ZTM-ing fun zero turn mower, distressed vintage design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves their mower and mowing their lawn with it. Zero Turn is how I roll. Distressed grungy font zero turn lawn mower graphic.

Description: I'm A Lot... (and so much more). Good for men and women, anyone who thinks they're a lot, and then some, or who knows someone who is. Are you a lot? Know someone who is or thinks they are? This is a great way to let folks know. Distressed grunge vintage look.

Description: Funny surprised scared cat near Loch Ness in Scotland takes selfie with Loch Ness Monster Nessie who's blowing a bubblegum bubble in the background. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves cats and mythical beings like Nessie. Funny lake monster swimming in the background and blowing a pinkish bubblegum bubble while a surprised cat takes a selfie.

Description: Hurkle Durkle is Scots for lazing in your bed instead of getting up. To make it all the more Scottish, use some different tartan patterns. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves Scotland, plaids, and being lazy in their bed. The words Hurkle Durkle using a variety of different tartan plaid designs. Great for all the Scottish hurkle durklers.

Description: Even When I'm A Zombie I Plan To Hurkle Durkle. Scottish slang "hurkle durkle" means to lounge in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men and women, anyone who loves zombies and also hurkle durkling. Funny illustration of a zombie relaxing in its bed as a hurkle durkler, plus a horror font Scottish saying. It's fun to Hurkle Durkle even for the undead. Also great for Halloween.

Description: Funny surprised scared Bigfoot standing near Loch Ness in Scotland takes selfie with Loch Ness Monster Nessie in the background. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves Sasquatch, cryptids and mythical beings like Nessie. Funny lake monster swimming in the background of surprised Squatchy taking a selfie.

Description: To Hurkle Durkle is Scottish slang for staying in your bed instead of getting up, so this type of cardio shows serious sarcasm. Good for men and women, anyone who loves lazing in their bed instead of getting up or working out. The Hurkle Durkler's sarcastic snarky cardio workout saying with Scottish phrase for lounging in the bed instead of getting up and out there.

Description: Becoming a Zombie sarcastic anti-exercise Halloween design. Great for men and women, anyone who loves the undead and spooky season but doesn't like exercising. Outline of zombies with funny creepy saying about becoming one and having to walk too much.

Description: Silly kids rhyme about letting someone know their undies are showing. Funny childhood meme that's displayed in this graphic. Good for men and women, anyone who wants to get a laugh. Illustration of a signpost for London and France plus a pair of under pants hanging up.

Description: What we all said as kids to let someone know their undies were showing. A signpost for London and France with underpants hanging up. It's the visual version of that childish taunt and rhyme that still makes people laugh. Silly design.

Description: Pretend I'm a Total Solar Eclipse, funny lazy costume design. Good for men, women and children, anyone who needs a quick and easy costume and happens to love when the moon completely blocks out the sun, like in 2024. Silly costume for eclipse cosplay or any other time. Distressed grunge text.

Description: I Love The Outdoors totally sarcastic visual pun. Perfect for folks who don't like the outdoors. Hilarious twist on outdoors and out doors.

Description: First We Hurkle Then We Durkle, funny version of Scottish slang for staying in bed being lazy instead of getting up.

Description: Funky Retro Style Scottish Slang: Hurkle Durkle, to stay in bed being lazy long after it's time to get up

Description: Pandiculate then Hurkle Durkle, Scottish Slang and Weird Words. To Pandiculate is to yawn and stretch, then to Hurkle Durkle is an old Scottish saying for just staying in bed and being lazy instead of getting up. The perfect morning.

Description: Funny planetary body lunar and solar 2024 eclipses hilarious Alpaca Apocalypse design. Great for men women children any umbraphile who loves planetary science, apocalyptic humor, and alpacas. Silly graphic of the sun, moon, our planet, and alpacas. Humorous illustrations comparing possible outerspace eclipses and funny llama alpaca faces plus text describing each. Good astronomical and umbraphile design.

Description: Groovy Retro Hurkle Durkle design, Scottish slang phrase for staying in bed and being lazy instead of getting up in the morning. Great sleep shirt with vintage rainbow lettering

Description: Bob's Not My Uncle, funny reply to British saying Bob's Your Uncle. If you're tired of hearing "Bob's your uncle" let everyone know that he's really not. Great for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm and dislikes this slang phrase. Vintage distressed grunge text saying insisting that Bob's definitely not your uncle, wry humorous sarcastic saying.

Description: Happy Earth Day Every Day! Make every day Earth Day, take care of our planet, we have no Planet B, to the world, stop climate change, conservation is important, save our planet

Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for lazing in bed instead of getting up in the morning. Vintage distressed design. Good for men women, anyone who wakes up then decides to have a lie-in before getting out of bed in the morning. Staying in your bed after you should get up each day. Hurkle Durkling hurkle durkler graphic, Scottish slang for lazing about instead of getting up in the morning, depicted with vintage grunge distressed repeating text. Not getting up, lounging in bed.

Description: Owt ">" Nowt Yorkshire British slang maths shorthand for something or anything's better than nothing or greater-than nothing. Good for men and women, anyone who likes fun Brit slang and using mathematics shorthand. Brief UK slang words owt (something or anything) and nowt (nothing) with greater-than signs.

Description: Hurkle Durkle Unisex T-Shirt. Scottish Slang for stay in bed instead of getting up. Be lazy. Have a lie in. Fun phrase for anyone you know who likes to ignore the alarm clock and stay in bed. Also great as a sleeping shirt. The lettering is a stacked, distressed, multi-colored vintage retro style; perfect for those laid-back mornings.

Description: My Morning: Waken, Pandiculate, Hurkle Durkle. Great for men women and children, anyone who wakes up, stretches and yawns, then stays in their bed. The perfect relaxed morning description and fun vocabulary tester. Funny saying in vintage grunge font with the verbs pandiculate: to stretch and yawn, plus the Scottish slang hurkle durkle: to linger in your bed long after the time to get up.

Description: Just a Casual Capybara Wearing Winklepickers funny anthropomorphic design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves capybaras, pointy shoes, funny words, and anthropomorphic critters. Humorous cavy capy dressed in casual wear and winklepicker (extremely pointy) shoes.

Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for stay in bed instead of getting up. Be lazy. Have a lie in. Fun phrase for anyone you know who likes to ignore the alarm clock and stay in bed. Also great as a sleeping shirt. The lettering is a stacked, distressed, multi-colored vintage retro style; perfect for those laid-back mornings.

Description: My Morning: Wake Up. Pandiculate. Hurkle Durkle. Great for men women and children, anyone who wakes up, stretches and yawns, then stays in their bed. The perfect relaxed morning description and fun vocabulary tester. Funny saying in vintage grunge font with the verbs pandiculate: to stretch and yawn, plus the Scottish slang hurkle durkle: to linger in your bed long after the time to get up.