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Description: To Hurkle Durkle is Scottish slang for staying in your bed instead of getting up, so this type of cardio shows serious sarcasm. Good for men and women, anyone who loves lazing in their bed instead of getting up or working out. The Hurkle Durkler's sarcastic snarky cardio workout saying with Scottish phrase for lounging in the bed instead of getting up and out there.

Description: Becoming a Zombie sarcastic anti-exercise Halloween design. Great for men and women, anyone who loves the undead and spooky season but doesn't like exercising. Outline of zombies with funny creepy saying about becoming one and having to walk too much.

Description: Silly kids rhyme about letting someone know their undies are showing. Funny childhood meme that's displayed in this graphic. Good for men and women, anyone who wants to get a laugh. Illustration of a signpost for London and France plus a pair of under pants hanging up.

Description: What we all said as kids to let someone know their undies were showing. A signpost for London and France with underpants hanging up. It's the visual version of that childish taunt and rhyme that still makes people laugh. Silly design.

Description: Pretend I'm a Total Solar Eclipse, funny lazy costume design. Good for men, women and children, anyone who needs a quick and easy costume and happens to love when the moon completely blocks out the sun, like in 2024. Silly costume for eclipse cosplay or any other time. Distressed grunge text.

Description: I Love The Outdoors totally sarcastic visual pun. Perfect for folks who don't like the outdoors. Hilarious twist on outdoors and out doors.

Description: First We Hurkle Then We Durkle, funny version of Scottish slang for staying in bed being lazy instead of getting up.

Description: Funky Retro Style Scottish Slang: Hurkle Durkle, to stay in bed being lazy long after it's time to get up

Description: Pandiculate then Hurkle Durkle, Scottish Slang and Weird Words. To Pandiculate is to yawn and stretch, then to Hurkle Durkle is an old Scottish saying for just staying in bed and being lazy instead of getting up. The perfect morning.

Description: Funny planetary body lunar and solar 2024 eclipses hilarious Alpaca Apocalypse design. Great for men women children any umbraphile who loves planetary science, apocalyptic humor, and alpacas. Silly graphic of the sun, moon, our planet, and alpacas. Humorous illustrations comparing possible outerspace eclipses and funny llama alpaca faces plus text describing each. Good astronomical and umbraphile design.

Description: Groovy Retro Hurkle Durkle design, Scottish slang phrase for staying in bed and being lazy instead of getting up in the morning. Great sleep shirt with vintage rainbow lettering

Description: Bob's Not My Uncle, funny reply to British saying Bob's Your Uncle. If you're tired of hearing "Bob's your uncle" let everyone know that he's really not. Great for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm and dislikes this slang phrase. Vintage distressed grunge text saying insisting that Bob's definitely not your uncle, wry humorous sarcastic saying.

Description: Happy Earth Day Every Day! Make every day Earth Day, take care of our planet, we have no Planet B, to the world, stop climate change, conservation is important, save our planet

Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for lazing in bed instead of getting up in the morning. Vintage distressed design. Good for men women, anyone who wakes up then decides to have a lie-in before getting out of bed in the morning. Staying in your bed after you should get up each day. Hurkle Durkling hurkle durkler graphic, Scottish slang for lazing about instead of getting up in the morning, depicted with vintage grunge distressed repeating text. Not getting up, lounging in bed.

Description: Owt ">" Nowt Yorkshire British slang maths shorthand for something or anything's better than nothing or greater-than nothing. Good for men and women, anyone who likes fun Brit slang and using mathematics shorthand. Brief UK slang words owt (something or anything) and nowt (nothing) with greater-than signs.

Description: Hurkle Durkle Unisex T-Shirt. Scottish Slang for stay in bed instead of getting up. Be lazy. Have a lie in. Fun phrase for anyone you know who likes to ignore the alarm clock and stay in bed. Also great as a sleeping shirt. The lettering is a stacked, distressed, multi-colored vintage retro style; perfect for those laid-back mornings.

Description: My Morning: Waken, Pandiculate, Hurkle Durkle. Great for men women and children, anyone who wakes up, stretches and yawns, then stays in their bed. The perfect relaxed morning description and fun vocabulary tester. Funny saying in vintage grunge font with the verbs pandiculate: to stretch and yawn, plus the Scottish slang hurkle durkle: to linger in your bed long after the time to get up.

Description: Just a Casual Capybara Wearing Winklepickers funny anthropomorphic design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves capybaras, pointy shoes, funny words, and anthropomorphic critters. Humorous cavy capy dressed in casual wear and winklepicker (extremely pointy) shoes.

Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for stay in bed instead of getting up. Be lazy. Have a lie in. Fun phrase for anyone you know who likes to ignore the alarm clock and stay in bed. Also great as a sleeping shirt. The lettering is a stacked, distressed, multi-colored vintage retro style; perfect for those laid-back mornings.

Description: My Morning: Wake Up. Pandiculate. Hurkle Durkle. Great for men women and children, anyone who wakes up, stretches and yawns, then stays in their bed. The perfect relaxed morning description and fun vocabulary tester. Funny saying in vintage grunge font with the verbs pandiculate: to stretch and yawn, plus the Scottish slang hurkle durkle: to linger in your bed long after the time to get up.

Description: Butyraceous: Buttery, of or like Butter. For the smooth, buttery, creamy person who loves weird words. Show everyone how buttery you are, or give this as a gift to someone smooth and into vocabulary oddities.

Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for lazing abed vintage design. Good for men women and children, anyone who wakes up then decides to have a lie-in before getting out of bed in the morning. Staying in your bed after you should get up each day. Hurkle Durkling hurkle durkler graphic, Scottish slang for lazing about instead of getting up in the morning, depicted with vintage grunge distressed groovy illustration. Not getting up, lounging in the bed.

Description: A Good Not a Normal Day funny sarcastic vintage design. Great for men and women, anyone who is pleasantly surprised when projects go to plan, especially said with sarcasm. Funny snarky rabbits illustration and grunge saying of what constitutes a positive vs a normal.

Description: Funny Carpe Noctem (seize the night) sleepy raccoon design features the normally prowling at night raccoon looking far from ready to seize anything but some coffee. Good for men and women, anyone who faces a long night and loves raccoons and caffeine. Humorous graphic of a very tired trash panda drinking coffee and the latin phrase carpe noctem.

Description: Funny anthropomorphic cute fluffy cat in a business suit is ready to run for office in the upcoming 2024 US elections.

Description: What happens if you cross a caterpillar with a watermelon? Well, this. Great for summertime watermelon fans as well as anyone who likes cute little caterpillars.

Description: Instead of Procrastinators Unite... Tomorrow, this doesn't even finish Unite and instead: I'll get back to you later. Great for men and women, anyone who puts things off and loves snarky sayings.

Description: Resting Up For My Do-Over Headstone, funny dark humor design. Zombie undead morbid humor. Humorous last words carved onto a tombstone.

Description: BiTcOIn Periodically Turning Geeks Into Millionaires design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves science Periodic Table of Elements puns and crypto currency. For any computer geek who's mined some bitcoin. Graphic of Periodic Elements abbreviations spelling bitcoin and funny saying.

Description: Romantic Loves-alotl happy axolotl design. Great for anyone who loves axolotls and love. Cute colorful axolotl happily holding a valentine's heart.

Description: Coffee Because Todaying Is Hard vintage grunge design. Forget adulting, just todaying is even harder sometimes, especially without coffee. Good for men and women, anyone who enjoys drinking coffee and needs caffeine to begin each day. Funny saying about loving and needing coffee as a vintage distressed graphic

Description: I bet someone's mom used me as a bad example, funny saying design. Good for men and women, anyone with a snarky sarcastic sense of humor and who loves poking fun and being a bad role model. Humorous sarcasm grunge vintage saying.

Description: Sakura Japanese Cherry Blossom and Foxes Think Spring design. Good for men women and children who love the beautiful pinkish-colored blossoms. Beautiful graphic of Japan's unofficial national flower symbolic of spring and a foxes kit friend.

Description: Dressage: Canter But Make It Fashion fun horse riding design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves horses and especially competition horse dancing known as dressage. Illustration of a dressage rider and horse in a controlled canter with funny saying.

Description: PrAcTiCe Elements for Making Perfect funny design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves science puns and practicing their passion. Periodic Table of Elements graphic for Practice making Perfect, good for science geeks.

Description: Puffin Awesome funny cute puffins design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves puffin birds and believes they are awesome. Adorable puffin and saying graphic.