Description: Feral angry opossum dressed in Santa outfit says "I'M FESTIVE!" to let everyone know for the Holidays. Good for men and women, anyone who finds possums funny and has a sarcastic attitude about the festivities of the Holiday Season. Funny hissing possum in Santa gear shouting about Christmas in a distressed font.
Description: Looking Feral In My Barrels funny possum barrel jeans design. Hissing feral opossum wearing a pair of barrel jeans. Good for anyone who loves humor and possums. Cute but feral. Graphic of a feral hissing possum wearing barrel jeans, with saying about feeling feral. For those who are wild or untamed with snarky sarcasm.
Description: Convictus Bloviatus anti-trump design unisex t-shirt. He's a convicted felon and a blowhard, show your contempt for him with this snarky design. Hate trump? Think he bloviates? Think he should be in jail? If yes, show his followers what you really think of him (if they can even understand the joke here).
Description: CTC Chippewa Trail Camp, Finest Camp In Michigan. On the beautiful sandy shores of Elk Lake near Rapid City, Michigan. Come once to camp, and you will surely come again. Across the lake some do sail, while others ride along the trail. Chippeway, we're here to stay, and we'll be loyal to you all the way, rah rah rah! Get your camp memories here
Description: Approach at your own risk, Belchin' & Fartin' Unlimited, hilarious old-time signage aesthetic to make clever announcement about burps and farts seem classy and fancy. Good for men and women, for anyone who owns their burps and farts. Vintage business sign for Belchin' & Fartin' Unlimited, Approach at your own Risk. Burp and Fart humor.
Description: Kamala Comma-LA with an adorable cat reaching for the rainbow comma LA as if it's a balloon. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves cats rainbows and Kamala. Humorous graphic of a cat reaching it's paw up to catch a Rainbow Comma LA design. Cats and cat lovers for Kamala. Childless cat ladies for Kamala.
Description: Mariachi Opossum playing guitar for Cinco De Mayo! Great for men women and children, anyone who thinks possums are hilarious and wants to celebrate Cinco De Mayo or Mariachi music in general. Humorous graphic of a possum dressed in a colorful mariachi costume with sombrero and playing a guitar
Description: The More You Stir A Stink, The Worse It Smells, which makes this witch very happy as she stirs the smelly stuff in her bubbling caldron. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves Halloween, witches, and humor. Funny graphic of a smiling witch stirring a noxious potion in her caldron, with saying about making a bad smell even stinkier. Good Halloween design for folks who cook especially smelly foods.
Description: Sometimes an Eggplant is really an AuberGENIE Granting Your Every Wish. What may seem like a plain ordinary eggplant could be downright magical. Funny pun on aubergine, French for eggplant. Good for men and women, anyone who loves magical wish-granting eggplants and humor. Graphic of an eggplant dressed as a genie with a funny saying about eggplants that grant wishes.
Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish slang design meaning to laze about in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves staying in their bed and being lazy. Hurkle Durkle Scottish slang saying, lounge in your bed and be lazy, hurkle durkling, herkle durkler. I just want to Hurkle Durkle.
Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish slang design meaning to laze about in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves staying in their bed and being lazy. Hurkle Durkle Scottish slang saying, lounge in your bed and be lazy, hurkle durkling, herkle durkler. I just want to Hurkle Durkle.
Description: LPLT (Let People Like Things) asking everyone to show kindness and let everyone else like whatever things they want, even if not everyone agrees. Good for men and women, anyone who wants to send a message of everyone getting along. Vintage distressed grungy font with colorful LPLT and explanation of Let People Like Things. Great conversation starter.
Description: Bigfoot taking a selfie and looking very startled at all the UAPs flying through the air possibly being flown by cats. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves the Squatch cryptid, the possibility of Aliens, and cats. Absurd and funny black and white vintage-looking photo of a Squatchy taking a selfie while cat-piloted UFOs whiz through the air behind it.
Description: My desire to be informed is currently conflicting with my desire to remain sane. Good for men and women, anyone who likes to know what's going on in the world but is overwhelmed by social media zaniness. Distressed grunge font of saying about remaining sane when there's overwhelming amounts information everywhere.
Description: 8:00 AM: Too tired to think, same at noon and 5:00 PM, but at midnight the brain is wide awake with silly questions. Good for men and women, anyone who's tired all the time each day but can't sleep each night because the brain's pondering weird problems. Hilarious saying about being constantly too tired to think during the entire day, but in the middle of the night, the brain starts firing on all cylinders wondering weird stuff like how dragons blow out candles.
Description: Even When I'm A Zombie I Plan To Hurkle Durkle. Scottish slang "hurkle durkle" means to lounge in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men and women, anyone who loves zombies and also hurkle durkling. Funny illustration of a zombie relaxing in its bed as a hurkle durkler, plus a horror font Scottish saying. It's fun to Hurkle Durkle even for the undead. Also great for Halloween.
Description: Even Once I'm A Zombie I Plan To Hurkle Durkle. Scottish slang "hurkle durkle" means to lounge in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men and women, anyone who loves zombies and also hurkle durkling. Creepy distressed horror font of Zombie Scottish saying. It's fun to be a Hurkle Durkler even for the undead. Also great for Halloween.
Description: Funny surprised scared cat near Loch Ness in Scotland takes selfie with Loch Ness Monster Nessie who's blowing a bubblegum bubble in the background. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves cats and mythical beings like Nessie. Funny lake monster swimming in the background and blowing a pinkish bubblegum bubble while a surprised cat takes a selfie.
Description: Hurkle Durkle is Scots for lazing in your bed instead of getting up. To make it all the more Scottish, use some different tartan patterns. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves Scotland, plaids, and being lazy in their bed. The words Hurkle Durkle using a variety of different tartan plaid designs. Great for all the Scottish hurkle durklers.
Description: Even When I'm A Zombie I Plan To Hurkle Durkle. Scottish slang "hurkle durkle" means to lounge in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men and women, anyone who loves zombies and also hurkle durkling. Funny illustration of a zombie relaxing in its bed as a hurkle durkler, plus a horror font Scottish saying. It's fun to Hurkle Durkle even for the undead. Also great for Halloween.
Description: Funny surprised scared Bigfoot standing near Loch Ness in Scotland takes selfie with Loch Ness Monster Nessie in the background. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves Sasquatch, cryptids and mythical beings like Nessie. Funny lake monster swimming in the background of surprised Squatchy taking a selfie.
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