Description: Two Raccoons Talking About Sushi. Fred says "these'll taste way better tomorrow in the dumpster". The hungrier racoon replies "I dunno, Fred". Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves racoons having a silly conversation about sushi rolls. Hilarious graphic of two raccoons trying to decide whether to have fresh sushi now or wait until it's been thrown in the dumpster the following day.
Description: Raccoon in Deerstalker hat with a Meerschaum Pipe, funny Periodic Elements design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves raccoons dressed for sleuthing, and science. Funny periodic elements it's elementary pun. Raccoon dressed in a hat with periodic elements spelling out RaCCoON. Fun science theme crossed with cute raccoons it's elementary.
Description: Racoon in Deerstalker hat with a Meerschaum Pipe, funny Periodic Elements design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves racoons dressed for sleuthing, and science. Funny periodic elements it's elementary pun. Racoon dressed in a hat with periodic elements spelling out RaCoON. Fun science theme crossed with cute racoons it's elementary.
Description: Capybara in Deerstalker hat with a Meerschaum Pipe, funny Periodic Elements design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves capy cavy rodents dressed for sleuthing, and science. Funny periodic elements it's elementary pun. Capybara dressed in a hat with periodic elements spelling out CaPYBaRa. Fun science theme crossed with cute capybaras it's elementary.
Description: Approach at your own risk, Belchin & Fartin Unlimited, hilarious old-time signage aesthetic to announce burping and farting will seem classy and fancy. Good for men and women, anyone who owns their burps and farts. Vintage business sign for Belching and Farting Unlimited, Approach at your own Risk. Burping and Farting inappropriate humor.
Description: The Ouroboros of Pi: the snake eating its tail depicting the eternal cycle of life, and the Infinite Series value of Pi, in one graphic. Good for men women and kids, anyone interested in the Ouroboros or the mathematics of Pi. An ouroboros snake eating its tail outside of a spiral of pi value numbers. Great conversation starter.
Description: Frog in Pink Cowgirl Hat and Boots is Living the Dream One Questionable Decision At A Time. Funny silly frog in pink Western hat and high-heel pink boots. Good for men and women, anyone who loves sarcastic silly frog memes. Funny frog in pink go-go boots and a cowgirl hat is living the dream one questionable or bad decision at a time.
Description: Squirrel Juggling Chainsaws: "I May Seem Nonchalant, But Inside..." shows difference between outer calm and inner chaos. Good for men and women, anyone who's an introvert acting mellow on the outside while a squirrel juggles chainsaws inside. Outwardly cool calm and collected, inwardly a nervous squirrel trying to juggle four chainsaws
Description: Raccoon "So hungry... I'd lick the wall" such a drama queen, fainting from hunger. Good for men women and kids, anyone who's always hungry, dramatic about it, and loves racoons. I require snacks. Graphic of a dramatic fainting raccoon with saying "So hungry... I'd lick the wall. Snacks make me nicer. If I'm moody, give me foody.
Description: You Can Burn All The Sage You Want, I Shall Return, snarky witchy cat design. Good for men and women and witches, anyone who loves sarcastic humor, cats, and smudging with sage. Halloween-ish graphic of a sly cat holding burning sage bundle, plus a saying about how smudging won't keep me away. Funny dark magic magical humor.
Description: Apparently The Skulls of My Enemies ARE Diswasher Safe, funny cat dark humor design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves macabre sarcasm (especially in the haunting season) and cats. Cartoon graphic of a cute cat sitting next to an open dishwasher filled with steaming, freshly-washed skulls, with darkly humorous saying.
Description: Since the platypus lays eggs AND produces milk, it's one of the few animals that can make its own custard! Ew! Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves silly sayings and cute platypuses (or platypi). Fun animal facts and sillyness. An adorable platypus holding a cup of custard that it might make with its own eggs and milk, because ew! But also fun fact! Silly platypus humor.
Description: Forgetful Raccoon "Now WHERE Did I Park The Car?" silly design. At one time or another, most folks forget where they parked their car, and so did this very forgetful racoon. Good for men and women, anyone who loves raccoons and is also very forgetful. Now WHERE did I park the car?? asks the very cute forgetful racoon. Great for anyone who's always forgetting something.
Description: Pretend I'm A Praying Mantis funny lazy costume design. Good for men, women and children, anyone who needs a quick and easy Halloween costume and happens to love the warriors of the insect kingdom. The raptorial forelegs of a praying mantis, perfect for grabbing prey, plus Pretend I'm A Praying Mantis phrase
Description: Funny "Mosquitoes don't like me. It pays to be tough and bitter" design. Great for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm and snarky sayings. Illustration of a mosquito with a bent stinger spitting out something distasteful, plus sarcastic saying about being too tough and bitter for mosquitoes to want.
Description: When you're a zombie but also an introvert, stay inside and read comic books about zombies! Funny snarky antisocial zombie design. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves zombies, silly sarcasm and Halloween. Graphic of an antisocial zombie staying home to read zombie comic books. Funny Halloween design or for anyone who's an introvert and loves the zombie genre.
Description: It was the omg what now of times; it was the seriously wtf is happening of times, funny Tale of Two Cities opening lines version of today. Good for men and women, anyone who loves Charles Dickens literature and modernizing it to fit today's culture. Vintage distressed fonts in parody of changed famous old literary prose to something more modern. Good for literature buffs, teachers, students.