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Description: Fuckdust: What is left after you are out of fucks to give, funny definition

Description: Funny "Doing My Best With The Brain I Was Issued" design. Good for introverts and anyone who has days where they are just doing their best. Graphic of cute raccoon contemplating doing the best it can at the moment.

Description: Frog King: "To the Corn Field!" funny frog or toad design. Good for anyone who loves absurd humor and frogs or toads dressed as royalty. Graphic of the King Amphibian pointing away emphatically, and Blackletter font for saying "To the Corn Field!"

Description: funny irreverent Happy MasterGater design, perfect for any geek who's a happy mastergater

Description: Neither Hoity Nor Toity but knows proper grammar, funny sarcastic silly version of hoity toity. When you aren't hoity toity but you know how to say so correctly. Fun quirky font for saying Neither Hoity nor Toity

Description: Sarcastic cat thinking about spending another day dealing with the rabid agitation of the right wingers, their vitriol toward everything remotely progressive delivered with a level of spray-like intensity that is hard to ignore and also somewhat unhygienic and unpleasant.

Description: I Saw That, funny sneaking raccoon design. Good for anyone who loves racoons and a snarky silly sense of humor. Curious street cat raccoon looks around corner to see what's happening.

Description: Buster Keaton Digital Distressed Grunge Portrait of The Great Stone Face. One of the greatest film directors of all time had such a hauntingly beautiful face.

Description: Negative Cat: Today I Shall Suck Up All The Oxygen In The Room, funny sarcastic design. Good for anyone who loves sarcasm and negative humor. Negative cat graphic with saying about taking up all the oxygen in the room. Very non-motivational sarcastic humor.

Description: Raccoon: Today I Shall Give It My Worst, funny distressed racoon design. Good for anyone who loves raccoons and sarcasm. Don't give it your best, give it your worst. Motivational sarcasm. Distressed grunge picture of a glum raccoon, saying "Today I shall give it my worst"

Description: Inside you there are [two fairies] Microplastics, funny meme with fairy god-raccoon and fairy god-frog, but what's really inside is microplastics. Snarky sarcastic funny saying and graphic for anyone who has inner fairies and is eco-conscious. Graphic of a sorry-looking fairy god-frog and god-raccoon plus snarky saying about microplastics. Also referencing the two wolves inside you meme.

Description: Trump's ridiculous, very long Christmas party story about Peruvian snakes' 6" fangs, hand demonstration as shown by snarky raccoon. Graphic of funny raccoon making silly hand movements like djt to show how long snake fangs are.

Description: Cute Little "Deadly 'Dorables" Adorable Goth Monsters design. Great for anyone who loves cute little gothic monsters. Graphic of three 'dorable little goth monsters all dressed up with accessories.

Description: Begone With Thy Dippest-Shittery and Dumbest-Assery. Humorous Olde English Medieval for Go Away and Take Your BS With You, accompanied by some hilariously snarky rabbit and penguin god-fairies. Good for men and women, anyone who wants everyone to leave them alone. Not a people person. Medieval aesthetic and sarcastic saying for get away from me with your nonsense and stupidity, plus silly god-fairies.

Description: Are you "Steve's Favorite Hotcake"? Because if you are, you are extremely lucky and should let everyone know with this design. Quirky cute font to let all the folks know who Steve's Favorite Hotcake is. iykyk

Description: Zombies and Mummies Are The Same Monster From Drastically Different Socioeconomic Backgrounds, funny monster inequality design. Prove me wrong. Good for anyone who loves zombies and mummies. Sarcastic snarky zombie vs mummy theory. Graphic of a disheveled down on his luck zombie and a fancy bejeweled mummy, pointing out they're the same monster but each from a very different social standing. Great conversation starter.

Description: When faced with choices, sometimes the feral way is best. Cute colorful little raccoon sketch expresses wisdom. Good for anyone who loves raccoons and occasionally choosing the wilder option. Adorable racoon offers advice.

Description: I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia... She whispered "They're right behind you", funny design about libraries, books, and spooky fun. Good for anyone who loves puns and creepy library book humor. Vintage old distressed graphic of books in a creepy goth aesthetic library

Description: Things I'm No Longer Interested In Doing: Driving at night. Leaving my house at night. Driving in the winter. Leaving my house in the winter. Driving. Leaving my house. Funny but often true list for the introvert. Sarcastic but often true list of things some folks don't want to do anymore. Good for introverts who would much rather stay home

Description: Funny "Why does everyone think I'm paranoid?!" conspiracy theory design. Good for anyone with a twisted sense of humor and dark wit. Humorous slasher-style font for saying "Why does everyone think I'm paranoid?!"

Description: Cute woolen raccoon gothic princess doll: "If you need me... I'll be in my coffin" raccoon and goth humor, dark humor, wool felting raccoon. Good for men and women, anyone who loves gothcore, dark humor, and cute raccoons as woolen dark princess dolls. Graphic of a wool felted raccoon doll dressed in black and dark purple gothic princess outfit with veil and tiara, blackletter font for saying "If you need me, I'll be in my coffin"

Description: I Must Have My Wakey Wakey (& poop) Activation Liquid, funny morning raccoon in bathrobe with coffee cup. I require coffee. Activation liquid required. Good for anyone who needs their morning coffee to get things moving. Graphic of a grumpy tired raccoon requesting morning coffee.

Description: I hate it when I clean out my freezer and find people I don't even recognize. Two cute raccoons looking into freezers, funny design with hilarious saying about cleaning out the freezer. Good for anyone with a dark, gothic sense of humor. Graphic of a couple adorable inquisitive raccoons looking into freezers that need to be cleaned out for more space.

Description: People Gonna People, No Matter What, realistic funny saying. Regardless of what anyone says or thinks, people will still be people whether that's funny, strange, ew, or adorable, people will continue being what they are. Good for anyone who's a realist. Quirky fun font with the words people gonna people.

Description: Cute critter explains that he'll definitely be there for his friends, but will it help that he's there? no, probably not. Funny sarcastic silly saying about realistically not being much help. For anyone who loves sarcasm and dry humor. Little mouse bear cartoony critter wants to be there for his friends, but admits it probably won't help much. Hilarious silly funny sarcastic design.

Description: Snarky sarcastic old cat musing about whether it actually has free time or is just forgetting sht. Good for anyone who loves sarcasm and is forgetful at times. Funny saying about being forgetful with lots of sarcasm.

Description: Funny drunk, passed out, trashed raccoon face down in full sploot next to an empty bottle. Drunk raccoon passed out face down, viral meme. Good for anyone who loves a good night of partying then passes out face down.

Description: Cute Overwhelmed Tabby: Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves cute cats and the expressions flabbergasted, my flabbers be gasted, and well gast my flabbers. Cute Cat in bed, looking tired and overwhelmed, saying "Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore", funny flabbergasted pun wordplay.

Description: I Think Therefore I Cannot Sleep, funny dejected cat in its bed, unable to stop thinking and go to sleep. Good for anyone who thinks too much and can't go to sleep even when exhausted. Tired kitty sitting in its bed, overthinking everything and unable to sleep. Distressed worn photo grunge aesthetic. Hang on, let me overthink this.

Description: I'm At Once Cleverer And Stupider Than You Expect. Do NOT Try To Estimate Me. Funny sarcastic saying about not over or under estimating someone. Fun quirky font for silly saying about not over estimating or under estimating someone who's both stupid and clever at the same time. Very snarky sarcastic humor.

Description: I Practice Excellent Digital Hygiene, Feral Computer Possum design. Practicing digital hygiene to protect files is important. Don't click on just anything, practice good cyber security. Show me the 'nothing' you clicked on. Graphic of a hissing feral possum using a laptop computer, screaming "I Practice Excellent Digital Hygiene" with distressed grunge font. Great for computer users of all kinds.

Description: I'm At Once Cleverer And Stupider Than You Expect. Do NOT Try To Estimate Me. Funny sarcastic saying about not over or under estimating someone. Distressed grunge font for silly saying about not over estimating or under estimating someone who's both stupid and clever at the same time. Very snarky sarcastic humor.

Description: Cute Overwhelmed Porch Goose: Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves a silly goose and the expressions flabbergasted, my flabbers be gasted, and well gast my flabbers. Cute Goose in Pink Bonnet, looking tired and overwhelmed, saying Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore, funny flabbergasted pun wordplay.

Description: Cute Overwhelmed Raccoon: Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves raccoons and the expressions flabbergasted, my flabbers be gasted, and well gast my flabbers. Raccoon looking tired and overwhelmed, saying Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore, funny flabbergasted pun wordplay.

Description: Cute Overwhelmed Raccoon Knight: Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves raccoons and the expressions flabbergasted, my flabbers be gasted, and well gast my flabbers. Raccoon looking tired and overwhelmed, saying Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore, funny flabbergasted pun wordplay.

Description: Quirky Patchwork Steampunk Raccoons Funny Poses. Great for anyone who loves raccoons doing funny tasks plus the patchwork quilt aesthetic mixed with steampunk. Funny graphics of steampunk patchwork style racoons doing different things and being adorably cute.