Description: The Ween Approacheth, Creepy Skeleton Jack-o-lantern crouched in front of a campfire eagerly awaiting the approaching spooky Halloween. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves the spookiest creepiest haunting time of year. Jack O Lantern Skeleton crouches in front of a campfire, rubbing its hands together, saying "The Ween Approacheth". Super creepy for Halloween fans.
Description: Funny dejected toad moaning that it shouldn't have listened to others about teasing the local witch. Good for men and women, anyone who loves toads, witches, and snarky sarcasm dry humor. Unhoppy toad heckled the witch one too many times. Fun witchy Halloween sarcastic humor, what could possibly go wrong.
Description: Purrberus: the Monstrous 3-Headed Orange Cat Guarding the Entrance to the Underworld. Good for men and women, anyone that loves or owns orange cats and knows their personality traits. Angry hissing three-headed kitty, Purrberus the orange cat version of Cerberus the mythical three-headed hound
Description: Bandana Patchwork Quilt Skull. Different colors of bandanas used as patches for this spooky skull. Great for Halloween or any time. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves skulls and bandana patch quilting. Smiling Skeleton Skull covered in bandana patchwork quilting aesthetic. Goth or Seasonal.
Description: Bandana Patchwork Quilt Dancing Raccoon. Different colors of bandanas used as patches for this Racoon. Great for men women and kids, anyone who loves cute raccoons and bandana patch quilting aesthetic. Adorable dancing raccoon covered in patchwork quilting design of different colored bandanas.
Description: "Avaunt! Thou frothy fen-sucked mouldwarp" says the Frog King. The King Toad is sending someone away with Shakespearean-esque insults. For men and women, anyone who wants to be left alone and loves Shakespearean language. Not Friendly, Do Not Approach. Roughly translated: "Go Away you trivial, disgustingly foul, contemptible coward". Turn folks away or start a conversation. Good for an introvert who isn't a people person and wants to be left alone, but loves Shakespearean English.