Description: "First of all, I'm a delight", grouchy hissing possum dressed as Santa Claus against a distressed sunset. Sarcastic snarky attitude opossum. Good for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm and snark, especially during the Holiday Season. Distressed grunge graphic of an annoyed possum wearing a Santa suit against a sunset, letting everyone know that first of all, you're an absolute delight to be around. Great for the Christmas season.
Description: The Gossiping Grimoire Koffee Klatch. Grab your favorite spells and pour an enchanting espresso, then join the fun during the Spooky Season. Good for men and women, anyone who loves coffee, magic, and some great gossip with the coven. Graphic of witches' brewed ice coffee surrounded by spell books, bats, and Halloween decor.
Description: Feral angry opossum dressed in Santa outfit says "I'M FESTIVE!" to let everyone know for the Holidays. Good for men and women, anyone who finds possums funny and has a sarcastic attitude about the festivities of the Holiday Season. Funny hissing possum in Santa gear shouting about Christmas in a distressed font.
Description: Looking Feral In My Barrels funny possum barrel jeans design. Hissing feral opossum wearing a pair of barrel jeans. Good for anyone who loves humor and possums. Cute but feral. Graphic of a feral hissing possum wearing barrel jeans, with saying about feeling feral. For those who are wild or untamed with snarky sarcasm.
Description: Today I'll seize the moment, unless the moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap. Funny saying for men and women who prefer staying in their bed to facing unpleasant situations. Adorable Unicorn ready to stay in its bed napping. Adorable unicorn getting ready to seize the moment or stay in its bed napping. Funny sarcastic saying.
Description: Today I'll seize the moment, unless the moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll Hurkle Durkle. Funny saying for men and women who prefer staying in their bed to facing unpleasant situations. Adorable Panda ready to stay in its bed being lazy. Adorable panda bear getting ready to seize the moment or stay in its bed Hurkle Durkling (being lazy). Funny sarcastic saying.
Description: Sometimes you just have to add a bow tie to your chicken hat and get on with your life as best you can. Funny saying for an hilarious graphic of a Victorian woman wearing a chicken hat that features a red bow tie. Good for men and women, anyone who loves dry sarcastic humor, ridiculous situations, and chickens with red bowties.
Description: Convictus Bloviatus anti-trump design unisex t-shirt. He's a convicted felon and a blowhard, show your contempt for him with this snarky design. Hate trump? Think he bloviates? Think he should be in jail? If yes, show his followers what you really think of him (if they can even understand the joke here).
Description: CTC Chippewa Trail Camp, Finest Camp In Michigan. On the beautiful sandy shores of Elk Lake near Rapid City, Michigan. Come once to camp, and you will surely come again. Across the lake some do sail, while others ride along the trail. Chippeway, we're here to stay, and we'll be loyal to you all the way, rah rah rah! Get your camp memories here
Description: Approach at your own risk, Belchin' & Fartin' Unlimited, hilarious old-time signage aesthetic to make clever announcement about burps and farts seem classy and fancy. Good for men and women, for anyone who owns their burps and farts. Vintage business sign for Belchin' & Fartin' Unlimited, Approach at your own Risk. Burp and Fart humor.
Description: I'm Not Lazy I'm Just Hurkle Durkling, funny Scottish slang design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves staying in their bed instead of getting up, but doesn't like being called lazy. Hurkle durkle is Scottish slang for lounging in your bed. Lazy cute plush bear graphic watching TV in its bed, with fun hurkle durkler Scottish phrase for being lazy instead of getting up in the morning.
Description: Kamala Comma-LA with an adorable cat reaching for the rainbow comma LA as if it's a balloon. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves cats rainbows and Kamala. Humorous graphic of a cat reaching it's paw up to catch a Rainbow Comma LA design. Cats and cat lovers for Kamala. Childless cat ladies for Kamala.
Description: Mariachi Opossum playing guitar for Cinco De Mayo! Great for men women and children, anyone who thinks possums are hilarious and wants to celebrate Cinco De Mayo or Mariachi music in general. Humorous graphic of a possum dressed in a colorful mariachi costume with sombrero and playing a guitar
Description: Pirate Possum Arrr, Matey! We Plunder Dumpsters at Dawn. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves possums and pirates. This opossum has a sabre and peg leg, and is ready to plunder dumpsters for the best treasure. Funny graphic of a possum with a peg leg dressed in a pirate costume, skull and crossbones hat, eye patch, and rattling his sabre. Arrrrr!
Description: When you dress your cat in all your Decora bling, this can happen. Decora Diva Fashion Legend ready for the runway. Good for men women children girls, anyone who loves cats, humor, and the Decora aesthetic. Very cranky cat dressed in lots and lots of Decora aesthetic jewelry, clips, and baubles. Funny sarcastic snarky kitty
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