Description: Begone With Thy Dippest-Shittery and Dumbest-Assery. Humorous Olde English Medieval for Go Away and Take Your BS With You, accompanied by some hilariously snarky rabbit and penguin god-fairies. Good for men and women, anyone who wants everyone to leave them alone. Not a people person. Medieval aesthetic and sarcastic saying for get away from me with your nonsense and stupidity, plus silly god-fairies.
Description: Zombies and Mummies Are The Same Monster From Drastically Different Socioeconomic Backgrounds, funny monster inequality design. Prove me wrong. Good for anyone who loves zombies and mummies. Sarcastic snarky zombie vs mummy theory. Graphic of a disheveled down on his luck zombie and a fancy bejeweled mummy, pointing out they're the same monster but each from a very different social standing. Great conversation starter.
Description: I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia... She whispered "They're right behind you", funny design about libraries, books, and spooky fun. Good for anyone who loves puns and creepy library book humor. Vintage old distressed graphic of books in a creepy goth aesthetic library
Description: Things I'm No Longer Interested In Doing: Driving at night. Leaving my house at night. Driving in the winter. Leaving my house in the winter. Driving. Leaving my house. Funny but often true list for the introvert. Sarcastic but often true list of things some folks don't want to do anymore. Good for introverts who would much rather stay home
Description: Cute woolen raccoon gothic princess doll: "If you need me... I'll be in my coffin" raccoon and goth humor, dark humor, wool felting raccoon. Good for men and women, anyone who loves gothcore, dark humor, and cute raccoons as woolen dark princess dolls. Graphic of a wool felted raccoon doll dressed in black and dark purple gothic princess outfit with veil and tiara, blackletter font for saying "If you need me, I'll be in my coffin"
Description: I hate it when I clean out my freezer and find people I don't even recognize. Two cute raccoons looking into freezers, funny design with hilarious saying about cleaning out the freezer. Good for anyone with a dark, gothic sense of humor. Graphic of a couple adorable inquisitive raccoons looking into freezers that need to be cleaned out for more space.
Description: People Gonna People, No Matter What, realistic funny saying. Regardless of what anyone says or thinks, people will still be people whether that's funny, strange, ew, or adorable, people will continue being what they are. Good for anyone who's a realist. Quirky fun font with the words people gonna people.
Description: Cute critter explains that he'll definitely be there for his friends, but will it help that he's there? no, probably not. Funny sarcastic silly saying about realistically not being much help. For anyone who loves sarcasm and dry humor. Little mouse bear cartoony critter wants to be there for his friends, but admits it probably won't help much. Hilarious silly funny sarcastic design.
Description: Cute Overwhelmed Tabby: Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves cute cats and the expressions flabbergasted, my flabbers be gasted, and well gast my flabbers. Cute Cat in bed, looking tired and overwhelmed, saying "Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore", funny flabbergasted pun wordplay.
Description: I Think Therefore I Cannot Sleep, funny dejected cat in its bed, unable to stop thinking and go to sleep. Good for anyone who thinks too much and can't go to sleep even when exhausted. Tired kitty sitting in its bed, overthinking everything and unable to sleep. Distressed worn photo grunge aesthetic. Hang on, let me overthink this.
Description: I'm At Once Cleverer And Stupider Than You Expect. Do NOT Try To Estimate Me. Funny sarcastic saying about not over or under estimating someone. Fun quirky font for silly saying about not over estimating or under estimating someone who's both stupid and clever at the same time. Very snarky sarcastic humor.
Description: I Practice Excellent Digital Hygiene, Feral Computer Possum design. Practicing digital hygiene to protect files is important. Don't click on just anything, practice good cyber security. Show me the 'nothing' you clicked on. Graphic of a hissing feral possum using a laptop computer, screaming "I Practice Excellent Digital Hygiene" with distressed grunge font. Great for computer users of all kinds.
Description: I'm At Once Cleverer And Stupider Than You Expect. Do NOT Try To Estimate Me. Funny sarcastic saying about not over or under estimating someone. Distressed grunge font for silly saying about not over estimating or under estimating someone who's both stupid and clever at the same time. Very snarky sarcastic humor.
Description: Focus.exe computer application can't be launched, ADHD neurodivergent humor design. Funny computer program for launching "Focus" gives error message. For folks who have trouble focusing without distraction, overstimulation, or brain zoomies. Computer style font showing error screen message when the exe file for Focus is clicked. Neurodiversity awareness.
Description: Cute Overwhelmed Porch Goose: Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves a silly goose and the expressions flabbergasted, my flabbers be gasted, and well gast my flabbers. Cute Goose in Pink Bonnet, looking tired and overwhelmed, saying Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore, funny flabbergasted pun wordplay.
Description: Cute Overwhelmed Raccoon: Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves raccoons and the expressions flabbergasted, my flabbers be gasted, and well gast my flabbers. Raccoon looking tired and overwhelmed, saying Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore, funny flabbergasted pun wordplay.
Description: Cute Overwhelmed Raccoon Knight: Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves raccoons and the expressions flabbergasted, my flabbers be gasted, and well gast my flabbers. Raccoon looking tired and overwhelmed, saying Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore, funny flabbergasted pun wordplay.
Description: Adorable Turtle Unapologetically Prone to Saying "Awesome Sauce!" Good for anyone who loves saying Awesome Sauce at every opportunity and isn't sorry about it. Cute little turtle with snazzy sunglasses and messy hairbun is prone to saying Awesome Sauce often and is never sorry about it.
Description: Toad in armor with sword announces "Burnt out, M'Lord" funny toad/frog meme, funny medieval tired knight humor, exhausted loud toad knight meme. Good for men women kids, anyone who loves toads frogs and silly medieval parodies. Graphic of a funny questing toad in armor announcing loudly that it's Burnt Out, tired, exhausted.
Description: "Hasten hence and be most asinine" a medieval humor approximation of "go be silly" silly goose funny shakespearean vintage art and parody. Good for men women anyone who loves the silly goose aesthetic and also olden English parodies humor. Graphic of a fox bishop urging three goose geese to go be silly in some questionable shakespearean slang. Silly goose meme in the olde times.
Description: Medieval Raccoon in Armor astride a giant Frog: Surely Thou Jest / Joust silly design. Born to jest, forced to joust. Jousting warrior knight racoon We Hop At Dawn riding a very robust armored frog. Vintage medieval questing silliness. Medieval vintage aesthetic for funny graphic of a knight raccoon on frog steed ready to joust but surely you jest punny humor.
Description: Cute Raccoon, the larder 'Tis Empty M'Lord. Medieval Twist on having no food in the refrigerator. Funny ancient humor, with chubby adorable raccoon. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves racoons and medieval parody humor. Graphic of a cute little raccoon staring into fridge, saying "'Tis empty, M'Lord" in parody of medieval saying that the larder has no food.
Description: Raccoon knight astride giant armored chicken: "Forward, Fowl Steed! Get Thy Wiggle On!" as they head off to make the vibe weird. Good for men women kids, anyone who loves silly memes and strange medieval knights riding steeds most "fowl" and punny. Vintage medieval illustration of giant armored chicken ridden by a raccoon in knight's armor brandishing a broadsword, and urging the chicken to hurry up.
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