Description: Hurkle Durkle Then Dilly Dally lazy doggo in its bed. Hurkle durkling is Scottish slang for not getting up in the morning, then dilly dallying is wasting more time once you get up. Great for men women and kids who love funny pups and being lazy. Monochrome design of a lazy pup hurkle durkling in its bed and thinking about aimlessly dilly dallying.
Description: Hurkle Durkle Then Dilly Dally lazy sloth in its bed. Hurkle durkling is Scottish slang for not getting up in the morning, then dilly dallying is wasting more time once you get up. Great for men women and kids who love sloths and being lazy. Monochrome design of a lazy sloth hurkle durkling in its bed and thinking about a day of aimless dilly dallying.
Description: Introverted But Willing To Share Personal Details, silly snarky saying with adorable fluffy kitty wearing a fancy suit. Good for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm, and who may or may not be an introvert but is willing to discuss. Distressed grunge font sarcastic saying about being introverted, plus adorable kitty in a business suit.
Description: Seriously Banana-pants, distressed grunge text for a silly snarky sarcastic description. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves funny words and sayings and tends to be a bit on the bonkers side. Grunge vintage font text for humorous sarcasm slang saying about being really Banana Pants.
Description: Scared cat standing near the ocean takes selfie with ancient Pirate Ship flying the Jolly Roger in the background. Funny cat selfie. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves cats, pirate lore and pirate treasure. Arrrr, ahoy mateys! Funny scene of an ancient pirate ship sailing through the misty waters in the background of a surprised cat taking a selfie.
Description: Apocalypse Chic. Fashion ready for the apocalypse. With dystopian pastels, you're sure to be stylish. Good for men and women, anyone who loves humor, pastels, and the end of everything. Graphic of dystopian pastel gear suitable for remaining fashionable in the apocalypse. Distressed grunge font for text "Apocalypse Chic"
Description: For anyone who loves possums. Good for men women and children, any person who dreams of possums, behaves like opossums, has a bizarre sense of humor, and loves the trash marsupials. Fun opossum array of things a possum fan might do in their spare time like dress-up or practice thanatosis.
Description: I Thirst For Evil, But Coffee's Good For Now, adorable fluffy kitty sarcastic coffee lover design. Good for men and women, anyone with a snarky sense of humor who really loves coffee caffeine and kitties. Cute fluffy kitty holding a devilish balloon and being okay with coffee instead, snarky sarcastic saying for cat and coffee fans.
Description: Please be kind. I had to get up this morning. Good for men women and children, anyone who has a difficult time getting out of bed and wants sympathy for having to get up. Sarcastic funny saying asking for kindness. Great for hurkle durklers. Cute font with little sad doodle flower, saying sarcasm to be nice because they had to get up out of bed.
Description: It's OOPS, not Opps! For everyone who cringes whenever seeing the term "oops" misspelled as oPPs, this puts those folks on notice. I'm correcting your bad spelling. Good for men and women, anyone who's an editor, teacher, grammar lover, wordsmith. Distressed grunge font sarcastic saying to express frustration about folks who write or type 'opps' instead of the correct 'oops'.
Description: Been Feeling Sorta Cranky and Run Down Lately, so I Looked Up My Symptoms. It's Adulthood. I Have Adulthood. Funny snarky sarcastic meme about adulting. Good for men and women, anyone who gets tired of adulting and being a grownup. Distressed font sarcasm saying about feeling down and cranky because of adulthood and having to be an adult.
Description: Very Reserved. Very Anti-Social. Good for men and women, anyone who's maybe not so mindful or considerate and wants to be left alone. Sarcasm snarky funny trend meme. Not friendly, not a people person, distressed grunge font. Distressed grungy font text saying Very Reserved. Very Anti-Social. Not very demurely into people, more of a curmudgeon with a sarcastic sense of humor.
Description: When the Bruhs gather, everyone should Respect The Bruhligarchy. Funny snarky sarcastic combination of Bruh and Oligarchy. Good for men and women, anyone who's a bruh and a member of the local bruhligarchy, fun with silly madeup words. Forget about oligarchy, it's the new Bruhligarchy, distressed grunge font saying for any bruh who's distressed and grungy.
Description: The return of something terrible after a time of reprieve, Recrudescence. Great for men women and children, anyone who loves learning new words, unusual vocabulary word. Also good for 2025 new word to learn. Distressed grunge font spelling out RECRUDESCENCE, the recurrence of an undesirable condition. Perfect vocabulary word for the new year. Anti-trump sentiment.
Description: It's funny how being old doesn't seem that old now that I'm old. Snarky sarcastic saying about getting older. Good for men and women, anyone who doesn't feel as old as their age. It's weird being the same age as old people. Distressed grunge font saying: It's funny how being old doesn't seem that old now that I'm old.
Description: Snow-filled letters asking Is It Spring Yet? Good for men women and kids, anyone who's tired of snow and the cold, and ready for springtime and warmth again. Saying "Is It Spring Yet?" in playful snow laden letters for anyone who's sick of snow and craves the warmth of spring. Please wake me when it's Spring.
Description: Cute simplistic graphic of a happy kitten with saying about likely to bring home a kitten in quirky fun text. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves kitties and is likely to want one (or more). Fun adorable kitten illustration for anyone very likely to bring home a kitten. For all cute cat lovers.
Description: To Err is Human, To Arr-Hiss is Pirate Possum, ridiculous twisting of an old saying. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves possum humor and silly fun trends. Graphic of a hissing feral possum dressed in full pirate gear with hat, eye-patch and peg leg, holding a sabre saber. Hilarious twist on saying To Err Is Human, adding to Arr-Hiss is Pirate Possum.
Description: Forget using whatchamacallit, thingamajig, or doohickey when you can't remember what something's called. Simply use JAWN. Thank you, Philadelphia! Good for men women and kids anyone that needs a catch-all word for something or someone. Distressed grunge font listing words commonly used when someone can't remember what it's called, the easiest being Jawn. Trendy Philly slang that means anything and everything.
Description: Hissing Feral Possum Pastel Pink Coquette Aesthetic Girly Girl social club design. For men women and children, anyone who loves opossums, coquette pink hairbows, and being cute but feral. Adorable fierce possum with pink hairbow, surrounded by coquette dainty ribbons and bows in pastel pink cottagecore, possumcore, feral girl summer.
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