Description: I must Dilly before I can Dally, funny retro vintage frog design. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves the silly monochrome gas-station design of an old-timer frog doing some dilly dallying. Dilly Dally farmer frog wearing overalls in monochromatic retro vintage sarcastic snarky design.
Description: Funny flying racoon: The Horrors Persist But So Do I. Good for men women and kids, anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor who loves racoons, flying trash pandas. Racoon with wings flying over water, gas-station monochrome design, all dark teal, with funny saying about the horrors persisting.
Description: Spezzato is an Italian style of mixing and matching jackets and pants from different suits. The word spezzato translates to "broken" in Italian. SPEZZATO: Italian for "broken" but also for mixing and matching clothing components to create a unique look. Good for men women and kids, anyone who enjoys putting together their own Spezzato aesthetic. Fun colorful letters spelling SPEZZATO for a new clothing look.
Description: Cute confused bear thinking The Horrors Persist But So Do I. Good for men women and kids, anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor who also loves an adorable bear. Illustration of bewildered bear lost in thought, with the words "The Horrors Persist, But So Do I". Funny trendy meme, but with a cute fluffy bear.
Description: Grouchy lamb in front of sunset. "First of all, I'm a delight" sarcastic snarky attitude announcement. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves a cute cranky lamb wearing sunglasses, sarcasm and snark. Graphic of an annoyed lamb wearing sunglasses and sitting against a sunset, letting everyone know that first of all, you're a total delight to be around.
Description: Cute cat thinking The Horrors Persist But So Do I. Good for men women and kids, anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor who also loves cats. Charcoal drawing illustration of snarky cat lost in thought, with the words "The Horrors Persist, But So Do I". Funny trendy meme, but with a cute fluffy cat.
Description: Meet C.A.T.E., what's really behind this D.O.G.E. (Dept of Govt Efficiency) operation. Good for men and women, anyone who loves cats and has a snarky sense of humor about our ongoing DOGE situation. Charcoal drawing aesthetic of a creepy-looking cat, with designation C.A.T.E. in distressed grunge font letters.
Description: LALOCHEZIA definition, funny sarcastic usage. Good for men and women, anyone who loves to swear and needs a reason. Unusual word, good conversation starter for vocabulary geeks and teachers, and people who use bad words a lot. Distressed grunge font for LALOCHEZIA plus definition and funny saying.
Description: Cute guinea pig thinking The Horrors Persist But So Do I. Good for men women and kids, anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor who also loves the furry potatoes known as guinea pigs. Illustration of guinea pig lost in thought, with the words "The Horrors Persist, But So Do I". Funny trendy meme, but with a guinea pig.
Description: Grouchy bear in front of sunset. "First of all, I'm a delight" sarcastic snarky attitude announcement. Good for men and women, anyone who loves a cute cranky bear, sarcasm and snark. Graphic of an annoyed bear against a sunset, letting everyone know that first of all, you're a total delight to be around.
Description: Possum screaming "I'm An Introvert. Leave Me Alone!" hilariously sarcastic snarky design. Good for men and women, anyone who's antisocial and wants to be left alone, and also loves feral hissing opossums and extreme sarcasm. Feral angry possum saying I'm An Introvert. Leave Me Alone! Good for any snarky introvert who wants everyone to know how antisocial they are.
Description: Hurkle Durkle: Scottish slang for staying in your bed instead of getting up. This cute but feral lazy sloth loves to hurkle durkle in its bed. Good for men women and kids who love sloths and being hurkle durklers. Vintage aesthetic for this slow sloth that's cute, feral, and happy to hurkle durkle in its bed, having a rot day.
Description: Hurkle Durkle: Scottish slang for staying in your bed instead of getting up. This cute but feral lazy raccoon loves to hurkle durkle in its bed. Good for men women and kids who love racoons and being hurkle durklers. Vintage aesthetic for this lazy trash panda that's cute, feral, and happy to hurkle durkle in its bed, having a rot day.
Description: For all lovers of the outdoors who value wildlife, nature, the forest, while not loving other humans so much. Ew, people. Silly cartoonish woodland scene of lots of interesting animals, insects, and whatever they are critters, great for introverts. Silly cartoony forest scape filled with weird looking birds, smiling bear, butterflies, snails, bat, chicken, and other fun whatevers. But no people, because ew, also blech.
Description: In a weird and kafkaesque aesthetic, a butterfly-man creature takes some selfies in an old photo booth vintage montage. Good for men and women, anyone who loves very silly weirdness and twisted humor. Four selfies of a man with a bizarre butterfly face messing around in a photobooth. Kafka's cousin in a photo booth.
Description: Feral Possum screaming "I Did The Math!" against a background of mathematics equations. Great for men women and kids, anyone who loves math and hissing opossums. Also good for math teachers and students. Hissing possum against bright green chalkboard of math equations. The possum seems to be screaming "I Did The Math!" Let your math teacher know you did the math! Silly mathematics design.
Description: Grouchy cat in distressed sunset. "First of all, I'm a delight" sarcastic snarky attitude announcement. Good for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm and snark. Graphic of an annoyed cat against a distressed grungy sunset, letting everyone know that first of all, you're a total delight to be around.
Description: Words Cannot Express How Much I Don't Care, sarcastic snarky cute bear wearing spectacles and a snazzy top hat. Good for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm and a silly bear dressed in tophat and glasses. Funny sarcastic silly bear design with saying: Words Cannot Express How Much I Don't Care. The bear doesn't care and neither do I.
Description: My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity, sarcastic snarky snobby-looking silly bear. Good for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm, snarky humor, and an adorable cartoonish bear wearing spectacles and a top hat. Graphic of a cute and snarky know-it-all bear letting everyone know that its level of sarcasm depends on their stupidity. Fun silly snarky sarcastic bear design.
Description: Go Ahead Call HR, funny hissing feral possum computer design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves possums and works on computers. Great for office workers and any casual Friday work situation. Workplace humor. Feral possum screaming at laptop, grunge distressed text "Go Ahead Call HR" funny work humor design.
Description: Silly Highland Cow in front of distressed aquas sunset. "First of all, I'm a delight" sarcastic snarky attitude announcement. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves sarcasm and snark. Graphic of a Highland cow sticking out its tongue, against a distressed aquas purples sunset, letting everyone know that first of all, you're a total delight to be around.
Description: Cute bear posing for photos in a photo booth, wearing a top hat and specs, pink polka-dot bow and blowing a bubble, and making funny faces. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves adorable bears, and also silly selfies taken in photobooth pictures. Photobooth vintage photos of an adorable funny bear posing for selfies for the first time, making funny faces, and wearing silly costumes.
Description: Fork In The Road? Respond to that nonsense with Spoon This! All-over colorful spoons design. Fight back against the current take-over of the various government agencies with a striking multiple colored spoons all-over design. You'll stand out and so will your message about what Elon can do with his "Fork in the Road" zooms, memos and emails.
Description: In A World Full of Pickles, Be The Cutest Gherkin fun design full of weird pickles. Stand out as the cutest little gherkin (a mini pickle). Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves pickles and pickle humor. Graphic of different strange looking anthropomorphic pickles and a saying about being the cutest gherkin.
Description: Begone With Thy Bullest-Shittery and Dumbest-Fuckery. Humorous Olde English Medieval for Go Away and Take Your BS With You, accompanied by some hilariously snarky rabbit and penguin god-fairies. Good for men and women, anyone who wants everyone to leave them alone. Not a people person. Medieval aesthetic and sarcastic saying for get away from me with your nonsense, plus silly god-fairies.
Description: CTC Chippewa Trail Camp, Finest Camp In Michigan. On the beautiful sandy shores of Elk Lake near Rapid City, Michigan. Come once to camp, and you will surely come again. Across the lake some do sail, while others ride along the trail. Chippeway, we're here to stay, and we'll be loyal to you all the way, rah rah rah! Get your camp memories here
Description: CTC Chippewa Trail Camp, Finest Camp In Michigan. On the beautiful sandy shores of Elk Lake near Rapid City, Michigan. Come once to camp, and you will surely come again. Across the lake some do sail, while others ride along the trail. Chippeway, we're here to stay, and we'll be loyal to you all the way, rah rah rah! Get your camp memories here
Description: Shambolic: disorganized, chaotic, disorderly. Good for men and women, anyone whose life is constantly in shambles and disorganized chaos. Sarcastic funny over-the-top expression to be freakishly chaotic. Distressed grunge font for funny snarky saying about being freakishly disorganized and chaotic.
Description: Possum Feral Hissing Opossum in funny Photobooth Pop Art design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves screaming feral possums, snarky sarcastic humor, and colorful pop art. Four vintage photobooth colorized aesthetic selfies of a hissing feral opossum, funny colorful design. Pop Art, 4-panel colorized, first of all I'm a delight.
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