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Description: My Morning: Wake Up. Pandiculate. Hurkle Durkle. Great for men women and children, anyone who wakes up, stretches and yawns, then stays in their bed. The perfect relaxed morning description and fun vocabulary tester. Funny saying in vintage grunge font with the verbs pandiculate: to stretch and yawn, plus the Scottish slang hurkle durkle: to linger in your bed long after the time to get up.

Description: Broccoala Funny Broccoli Koala Mashup design. A koala formed with broccoli (and a smidge of cauliflower). Good for men women and children, anyone who loves funny combination critters, puns, koalas and maybe even veggies. Humorous graphic of a cute koala bear created from veggies like broccoli with the name pun of Broccoala.

Description: Snollygoster Shrewd Snarky Cat funny design. A snollygoster is an astute and shady person. Watch folks try and figure out what it means and who it's about. Good for men and women, anyone who loves snark and throwing shade. Humorous sarcastic side-eye cat design with vocabulary test words for canny unprincipled folks.

Description: Penguin Hotdog in a Bun, a Pengweenie, just add ketchup and mustard

Description: Take Us To Your Boba, funny alien UFO bubble tea design

Description: Fried Eggs Flowers on Fry-Day, Blooming Eggscelent. Good for men women and children to wear any friday, especially for folks who love eggs and puns. Visual and verbal pun of a fried eggs flower on fry-day.

Description: Two great reasons to not cry while swimming: first, it fills up your swim goggles so you cannot see, just ask this sad crying kitty; second, it makes breathing really tricky. Good for men women children, anyone who loves swimming.

Description: Weekends, Coffee, and My Westie, Adorable White Westie Terrier with cup of coffee, dog mom, dog dad, West Highland White Terrier Scottish dog. Looking for the perfect gift for a coffee lover and Westie owner? Here you go! Show your love for your Westie Terrier. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or just because, any Westie owner will love snuggling in this simple cozy hoodie on the weekends

Description: Proud Member Hurkle Durkle Club funny Scottish Slang design. Good for men women and children, anyone who wakes up then decides to have a lie-in before getting out of bed in the morning. Staying in your bed after you should get up each day. Hurkle Durkling hurkle durkler graphic, Scottish slang for lazing about instead of getting up in the morning, adorable yawning panda and fun HD club member text. Ignoring the alarm clock and lounging in the bed.

Description: Butyraceous: Buttery, of or like Butter. For the smooth, buttery, creamy person who loves weird words. Show everyone how buttery you are, or give this as a gift to someone smooth and into vocabulary oddities.

Description: In a World Full of Pink Flamingos, Be a Punk Flamingo. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves flamingos and wants to be that much more flamazing or flanomenal. Show your a Steampunk 'Mingo aesthetic. Punk Steampunk styled flamingo with mohawk and spikes plus funny pun saying about flamingos.

Description: Reading Books, A Novel Idea, They're Bound to be Good fun punny design all about the wonders of books and the entertainment of reading books.

Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for lazing abed vintage design. Good for men women and children, anyone who wakes up then decides to have a lie-in before getting out of bed in the morning. Staying in your bed after you should get up each day. Hurkle Durkling hurkle durkler graphic, Scottish slang for lazing about instead of getting up in the morning, depicted with vintage grunge distressed groovy illustration. Not getting up, lounging in the bed.

Description: CoFFeEs: The Elements of Life with different coffee styles. Great for men and women, anyone who loves coffee and considers caffeinating one of the top joys and also loves science and puns. Features an array of different types of coffee drinks. Six different styles of coffee drinks such as espresso and iced lattes plus the Periodic Table of Elements tiles for Co F Fe and Es with grunge text saying.

Description: I would know more about things if I just listened funny sarcastic design about not paying enough attention when someone explains something. Is this you, or everyone around you? Use snark. Great for men women and children, anyone who could gain from listening more and loves sarcasm. Simple text saying about the need to listen better to instructions and teachers and maybe learn more.

Description: It's Fine. We're Fine. Everything's Fine. funny frazzled dog and cat design. Good for men women and children, anyone who is anxious or overwhelmed but assures everyone that it's all okay. Humorous graphic anxiety anxious cat hiding in a dog's fur with sarcastic snarky saying.

Description: C'est Le Toast Francais Anthropomorphic Toast wearing butter and a Beret. Adorable beret-wearing fried toast says Oui Oui! design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves fancy breakfasts, visual puns, and maybe even knows un petit peu of French. Funny C'est pain perdu with cute beret-wearing toast and butter

Description: A Good Not a Normal Day funny sarcastic vintage design. Great for men and women, anyone who is pleasantly surprised when projects go to plan, especially said with sarcasm. Funny snarky rabbits illustration and grunge saying of what constitutes a positive vs a normal.

Description: Funny Carpe Noctem (seize the night) sleepy raccoon design features the normally prowling at night raccoon looking far from ready to seize anything but some coffee. Good for men and women, anyone who faces a long night and loves raccoons and caffeine. Humorous graphic of a very tired trash panda drinking coffee and the latin phrase carpe noctem.

Description: Funny anthropomorphic cute fluffy cat in a business suit is ready to run for office in the upcoming 2024 US elections.

Description: Silently Judging You funny side-eye colorful owl design. Great for owl lovers and fans of snark and sarcasm.

Description: What happens if you cross a caterpillar with a watermelon? Well, this. Great for summertime watermelon fans as well as anyone who likes cute little caterpillars.

Description: Instead of Procrastinators Unite... Tomorrow, this doesn't even finish Unite and instead: I'll get back to you later. Great for men and women, anyone who puts things off and loves snarky sayings.

Description: Life Is Merrier with an Australian Terrier fun silhouette design. Perfect for anyone who loves Aussie Terriers and knows how wonderful they are to have around. The happiest terrier clowns.

Description: Resting Up For My Do-Over Headstone, funny dark humor design. Zombie undead morbid humor. Humorous last words carved onto a tombstone.

Description: Funny I'm a Riddle Conundrum Enigma Cat design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves funny sayings and is a mystery to everyone. Silly saying about being difficult to figure out with cute cat graphic.

Description: You've heard of emotional support animals? Well, now there's an Emotional Support Gherkin (small pickle), and he's happy to be there for you or for anyone you know who loves pickles and silly sayings.

Description: Cute Elephant Breathing Yoga In and Out Meditation design. In with the good, out with the bad, adorable little elephant demonstrating funny breathing techniques.

Description: Pug Before Yoga After Yoga funny meditation design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves pug dogs and yoga, namaste. Humorous graphic of a cute dog before and transformed into a unicornish pug after doing yoga.

Description: Na MEOW ste, the state of purrvana, cat yoga design. Adorable cat in lotus yoga position is saying the kitty version of namaste.

Description: BiTcOIn Periodically Turning Geeks Into Millionaires design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves science Periodic Table of Elements puns and crypto currency. For any computer geek who's mined some bitcoin. Graphic of Periodic Elements abbreviations spelling bitcoin and funny saying.

Description: Let Me Check My GIVEASHITOMETER ... nope, nothing. This is a very snarky and sarcastic dog who doesn't care one bit about what anyone wants. Great for pug dog lovers and anyone who loves sarcasm and isn't really interested in people and what they have to say.

Description: Reading Is Magical Adorable Cat in Witch Hat design. This cute little cat with glasses and a witch's hat on is reading what's probably a magical spell or potions book, but all reading is magical.

Description: Romantic Loves-alotl happy axolotl design. Great for anyone who loves axolotls and love. Cute colorful axolotl happily holding a valentine's heart.

Description: Lang May Yer Lum Reek Scottish Slang Prosperity Saying for Long may your chimney smoke (wishing prosperity). Good for men women and children, anyone who loves Scotland, Scotticisms, and fun sayings to show at your next renfest. Simple smoking chimney graphic and fun Scottish slang adage about having good fortune.

Description: Coffee Because Todaying Is Hard vintage grunge design. Forget adulting, just todaying is even harder sometimes, especially without coffee. Good for men and women, anyone who enjoys drinking coffee and needs caffeine to begin each day. Funny saying about loving and needing coffee as a vintage distressed graphic