Description: Omphaloskepsis - contemplation of one's bellybutton as part of a mystical exercise. This adorable panda bear is clearly practicing the art of omphaloskepsis to see what he can deduce from focusing on his navel. Great for men women and kids, anyone who loves panda bears and learning weird words. In a world overwhelmed by the constant buzz of technology and social media, the little panda found solace in using the ancient practice of navel-gazing to center its thoughts and meditate on its place in the universe.
Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for stay in bed instead of getting up. Be lazy. Have a lie in. Fun phrase for anyone you know who likes to ignore the alarm clock and stay in bed. Also great as a sleeping shirt. The lettering is a stacked, distressed, multi-colored vintage retro style; perfect for those laid-back mornings.
Description: My Morning: Wake Up. Pandiculate. Hurkle Durkle. Great for men women and children, anyone who wakes up, stretches and yawns, then stays in their bed. The perfect relaxed morning description and fun vocabulary tester. Funny saying in vintage grunge font with the verbs pandiculate: to stretch and yawn, plus the Scottish slang hurkle durkle: to linger in your bed long after the time to get up.
Description: Broccoala Funny Broccoli Koala Mashup design. A koala formed with broccoli (and a smidge of cauliflower). Good for men women and children, anyone who loves funny combination critters, puns, koalas and maybe even veggies. Humorous graphic of a cute koala bear created from veggies like broccoli with the name pun of Broccoala.
Description: Snollygoster Shrewd Snarky Cat funny design. A snollygoster is an astute and shady person. Watch folks try and figure out what it means and who it's about. Good for men and women, anyone who loves snark and throwing shade. Humorous sarcastic side-eye cat design with vocabulary test words for canny unprincipled folks.
Description: Weekends, Coffee, and My Westie, Adorable White Westie Terrier with cup of coffee, dog mom, dog dad, West Highland White Terrier Scottish dog. Looking for the perfect gift for a coffee lover and Westie owner? Here you go! Show your love for your Westie Terrier. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or just because, any Westie owner will love snuggling in this simple cozy hoodie on the weekends
Description: Proud Member Hurkle Durkle Club funny Scottish Slang design. Good for men women and children, anyone who wakes up then decides to have a lie-in before getting out of bed in the morning. Staying in your bed after you should get up each day. Hurkle Durkling hurkle durkler graphic, Scottish slang for lazing about instead of getting up in the morning, adorable yawning panda and fun HD club member text. Ignoring the alarm clock and lounging in the bed.
Description: In a World Full of Pink Flamingos, Be a Punk Flamingo. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves flamingos and wants to be that much more flamazing or flanomenal. Show your a Steampunk 'Mingo aesthetic. Punk Steampunk styled flamingo with mohawk and spikes plus funny pun saying about flamingos.
Description: BOOKS: Elements of Endless Entertainment fun periodic design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves books, dragons plus reading and science. Adorable dragon reading a book graphic that contains the Periodic Table of Elements for hours of fun and entertainment. Dragon loving book reading science geeks.
Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for lazing abed vintage design. Good for men women and children, anyone who wakes up then decides to have a lie-in before getting out of bed in the morning. Staying in your bed after you should get up each day. Hurkle Durkling hurkle durkler graphic, Scottish slang for lazing about instead of getting up in the morning, depicted with vintage grunge distressed groovy illustration. Not getting up, lounging in the bed.
Description: CoFFeEs: The Elements of Life with different coffee styles. Great for men and women, anyone who loves coffee and considers caffeinating one of the top joys and also loves science and puns. Features an array of different types of coffee drinks. Six different styles of coffee drinks such as espresso and iced lattes plus the Periodic Table of Elements tiles for Co F Fe and Es with grunge text saying.
Description: I would know more about things if I just listened funny sarcastic design about not paying enough attention when someone explains something. Is this you, or everyone around you? Use snark. Great for men women and children, anyone who could gain from listening more and loves sarcasm. Simple text saying about the need to listen better to instructions and teachers and maybe learn more.
Description: C'est Le Toast Francais Anthropomorphic Toast wearing butter and a Beret. Adorable beret-wearing fried toast says Oui Oui! design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves fancy breakfasts, visual puns, and maybe even knows un petit peu of French. Funny C'est pain perdu with cute beret-wearing toast and butter
Description: Funny Carpe Noctem (seize the night) sleepy raccoon design features the normally prowling at night raccoon looking far from ready to seize anything but some coffee. Good for men and women, anyone who faces a long night and loves raccoons and caffeine. Humorous graphic of a very tired trash panda drinking coffee and the latin phrase carpe noctem.
Description: Funny Cringing Cat Vocal Fry design. Good for men women and kids, anyone who dislikes the creaking, nasally, judgy-sounding drawing out of words that is Vocal Fry Tones. For those who really dislike listening to Vocal Fry when people speak. Graphic of cute cat holding its ears and cringing when hearing vocal fry tones.
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