Description: Frog in Pink Cowgirl Hat and Boots is Living the Dream One Questionable Decision At A Time. Funny silly frog in pink Western hat and high-heel pink boots. Good for men and women, anyone who loves sarcastic silly frog memes. Funny frog in pink go-go boots and a cowgirl hat is living the dream one questionable or bad decision at a time.
Description: Squirrel Juggling Chainsaws: "I May Seem Nonchalant, But Inside..." shows difference between outer calm and inner chaos. Good for men and women, anyone who's an introvert acting mellow on the outside while a squirrel juggles chainsaws inside. Outwardly cool calm and collected, inwardly a nervous squirrel trying to juggle four chainsaws
Description: Raccoon "So hungry... I'd lick the wall" such a drama queen, fainting from hunger. Good for men women and kids, anyone who's always hungry, dramatic about it, and loves racoons. I require snacks. Graphic of a dramatic fainting raccoon with saying "So hungry... I'd lick the wall. Snacks make me nicer. If I'm moody, give me foody.
Description: You Can Burn All The Sage You Want, I Shall Return, snarky witchy cat design. Good for men and women and witches, anyone who loves sarcastic humor, cats, and smudging with sage. Halloween-ish graphic of a sly cat holding burning sage bundle, plus a saying about how smudging won't keep me away. Funny dark magic magical humor.
Description: Apparently The Skulls of My Enemies ARE Diswasher Safe, funny cat dark humor design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves macabre sarcasm (especially in the haunting season) and cats. Cartoon graphic of a cute cat sitting next to an open dishwasher filled with steaming, freshly-washed skulls, with darkly humorous saying.
Description: Since the platypus lays eggs AND produces milk, it's one of the few animals that can make its own custard! Ew! Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves silly sayings and cute platypuses (or platypi). Fun animal facts and sillyness. An adorable platypus holding a cup of custard that it might make with its own eggs and milk, because ew! But also fun fact! Silly platypus humor.
Description: The Current Dating Pool Definitely Has Pee In It, funny saying about good dates and dating also making fun of peeing in the pool. Good for men and women, anyone who finds dating problematic. Distressed grunge font, "The Current Dating Pool Definitely Has Pee In It" sarcastic snarky comment about going on a date.
Description: The Current Gene Pool Definitely Has Pee In It, funny saying about the world and genes, also making fun of peeing in the pool. Good for men and women, anyone who's interested in genetics and sarcasm. Distressed grunge font, "The Current Gene Pool Definitely Has Pee In It" sarcastic snarky comment about modern genetics.
Description: Tragedazzle – When something goes wrong but still looks fabulous. Good for men and women, anyone who experiences spectacular fails. Snarky sarcasm in faux-language. Funny sarcastic saying using made up word "tragedazzle" to describe all the spectacular disasters. Tragedy but with jazz hands.
Description: Pretty Sure I'm Moot, funny silly musing, good for men and women, anyone musing about their own relevance. Also great for language and vocabulary fans. Distressed grunge font for snarky saying questioning one's relevancy. Great conversation starter about the term moot. For anyone who's feeling subject to uncertainty, or as if they have little to no relevance.
Description: Awesom Newsom, Gavin Newsom 2028. Yes, awesome is deliberately misspelled to match Newsom. Get noticed! Start a conversation!! Good for men and women, anyone who thinks Gov Gavin Newsom is doing an awesome job. #48 in '28 Blue fancy font that shows support for Gavin Newsom. Team Newsom, Whitmer Newsom 2028. Newsom Whitmer 2028. Don't poke the bear. Come and get me tough guy!
Description: Feeling Very Moot, funny sarcastic saying, good for men and women, anyone who's feeling subject to uncertainty, or as if they have little to no relevance. Also great for language and vocabulary fans. Distressed grunge font for snarky saying questioning oneself. Great conversation starter about the term moot.
Description: Forgetful Raccoon "Now WHERE Did I Park The Car?" silly design. At one time or another, most folks forget where they parked their car, and so did this very forgetful racoon. Good for men and women, anyone who loves raccoons and is also very forgetful. Now WHERE did I park the car?? asks the very cute forgetful racoon. Great for anyone who's always forgetting something.
Description: Pretend I'm A Praying Mantis funny lazy costume design. Good for men, women and children, anyone who needs a quick and easy Halloween costume and happens to love the warriors of the insect kingdom. The raptorial forelegs of a praying mantis, perfect for grabbing prey, plus Pretend I'm A Praying Mantis phrase
Description: Funny "Mosquitoes don't like me. It pays to be tough and bitter" design. Great for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm and snarky sayings. Illustration of a mosquito with a bent stinger spitting out something distasteful, plus sarcastic saying about being too tough and bitter for mosquitoes to want.
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