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Description: Scared sparrow standing near Loch Ness in Scotland takes selfie with Loch Ness Monster Nessie in the background. Funny bird selfie. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves little birds and mythical beings like Nessie. Funny lake monster swimming in the background of surprised sparrow taking a selfie.

Description: If You're Flirting With Me, Please Say So funny design. Good for men and women, anyone who is a bit socially awkward and doesn't always pick up on social cues. Distressed grunge font for making flirting phrase very clear and direct. Goes great with the Yes, I'm Flirting With You design (see our store).

Description: Yes, I Am Flirting With You funny design, match for If You Are Flirting With Me (in our store). Good for men and women, anyone who is a bit socially awkward and doesn't always pick up on social cues. Distressed grunge font for making flirting phrase very clear and direct.

Description: Demisexual: if we don't already have a strong emotional connection, you don't have a chance. Good for anyone who wants to let others know the situation clearly when first meeting. Distressed grunge font.

Description: What if a beautiful unicorn became a musketeer, it might be called D'artagnicorn. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves unicorns and the story of D'Artagnan the 3 musketeers. Anthropomorphic unicorn dressed as a musketeer from the French King's Court in the 1600s.

Description: And Ribberty For All! Statue of Ribberty, Portland Frogs Represent! Resist and support Frogtifa, Frogs for Liberty and against Fascism. No kings, just ribberty frogs. Vive La Ribbitance! Resist Kings and Fascism!

Description: Pudding Mit Gabel, cute raccoon trying to eat pudding with a fork, viral trend sensation from Germany demonstrating the absurd and humorous activity of to trying to eat pudding with a fork in the park. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves absurd silly trends, pudding, and cute raccoons.

Description: PEARLER Aussie Slang for Exceptionally Impressive. Are you pearler? Let everyone know. Good for men women and kids, anyone who's Pearler. Distressed grunge font for word PEARLER, Australian slang for exceptionally impressive.

Description: Frogtifa, I Am Frogtifa, We Are Frogtifa Cute Frog. Resistance in Portland looks like this!

Description: Raccoon: I won't announce my descent into madness but there will be signs. Good for men and women, anyone who loves raccoons and silly sarcastic sayings. Funny frilly raccoon in pink ballgown with rainbow

Description: Cute Bear Serving Big Bruh Energy fun design. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves this adorable little bear with big bruh attitude. Fat little bear looking quite annoyed.

Description: Cute Lamb Serving Big Bruh Energy fun design. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves adorable little lambs with big bruh attitude. Fat little baby sheep wearing sunglasses and looking quite annoyed.

Description: Forward, Fowl Steed! Get Thy Wiggle On! Knight Raccoon astride Giant Chicken. Raccoon knight astride giant armored chicken, yells "Forward, Fowl Steed! Get Thy Wiggle On!" as they head off to make the vibe weird. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves silly memes and strange medieval knights riding steeds most fowl. Vintage illustration of giant armored chicken ridden by a raccoon in knight's armor brandishing a broadsword, and urging the chicken to hurry up and get its wiggle on.

Description: Vive La Ribbitance! Frogs resisting ICE in Portland, United We Ribbit Divided We Croak. Show your support for war-torn Portland, Oregon, with this Vive La Ribbitance (vive la resistance, vive la revolution) design.

Description: F-CAW-F Seriously, I'm A Serious Goose Not A Silly Goose. If chickens can caw, then maybe a very alarmed serious goose can too. Good for men and women, anyone who loves the F-CAW-F aesthetic with a white goose or geese. Alarmed Silly White Goose squawking F-CAW-F instead of honking.

Description: F-CAW-F Seriously, I'm A Serious Goose Not A Silly Goose. If chickens can caw, then maybe a very alarmed serious goose can too. Good for men and women, anyone who loves the F-CAW-F aesthetic with a white goose or geese. Alarmed Silly White Goose squawking F-CAW-F instead of honking.

Description: Today I'm A Drippy Goose, cute goose with colorful drips. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves geese and the drip aesthetic. Respect the drippy goose. Not a silly goose or a serious goose. Graphic of a drippy goose covered in colorful swirls and drips

Description: Cute goose with colorful drips. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves geese and the drip aesthetic. Respect the drip goose. Not a silly goose or a serious goose. Graphic of a drippy goose covered in colorful swirls and drips

Description: Crows Perch on Headstones In The Cemetery, spooky design for the season. Good for men and women, anyone who loves black birds like crows or a raven and an old cemetery on a dark cloudy night. Spooky old graveyard scene on a dark cloudy night, with crows perching atop headstones. Distressed grunge look.

Description: Ugly Medieval Dogs. Dogs from genuine ancient paintings and medieval artwork. Good for men women and kids. Silly looking historical dog humor.

Description: Ugly Medieval Dogs. Funny look at dogs from mythic ancient medieval times. Good for men women and kids. Silly "art" in the style of medieval artwork.

Description: Cute Goose Hurkle Durkling Until Christmas. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves silly white goose and is excited for Christmas but would rather stay in their bed. Hurkle Durkle: Scottish slang for lazing about in your bed instead of getting up. Hurkle Durkling Till Christmas, this adorable porch goose is going to hang out in their bed until Christmas, already dressed for it with a Santa Hat. Not a silly goose, a serious goose about Christmas.

Description: Cute Raccoon Hurkle Durkling Until Christmas. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves Raccoons and is excited for Christmas but would rather stay in their bed. Hurkle Durkle: Scottish slang for lazing about in your bed instead of getting up. Hurkle Durkling Till Christmas, this adorable racoon is going to hang out in their bed until Christmas, already dressed for it with a Santa Hat.

Description: Grizzled Old Bear: Oh, I've Seen Things... And I Have Opinions About Them. Funny dark humor about what this tired old bear has seen. Good for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm and funny bears. Thoughtful old bear, thinking about all the things it's seen.

Description: Not Friendly Sarcasm gag funny meme design, good for men and women, anyone who's not a people person and has a snarky sense of humor. Vintage distressed creepy monster font for saying Not Friendly. Hilarious go away message for folks who want to be left alone.

Description: Not Friendly Sarcasm gag funny meme design, good for men and women, anyone who's not a people person and has a snarky sense of humor. Vintage distressed creepy dripping font for saying Not Friendly. Hilarious go away message for folks who want to be left alone.

Description: Not Friendly Sarcasm gag funny meme design, good for men and women, anyone who's not a people person and has a snarky sense of humor. Vintage distressed old cemetery marker or grave headstone font for saying Not Friendly. Hilarious go away message for folks who want to be left alone.

Description: Not Friendly Sarcasm gag funny meme design, good for men and women, anyone who's not a people person and has a snarky sense of humor. Vintage distressed militaristic font saying Not Friendly. Hilarious go away message for folks who want to be left alone.

Description: Cute funny Official Hurkle Durkle design for hurkle durklers and anyone who loves dragons and hurkle durkling. Fun Scottish slang saying for staying in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves staying in their bed and lounging instead of getting up. Adorable graphic of dragon snoozing on a cloud.

Description: Cute funny Official Hurkle Durkle design for hurkle durklers and anyone who loves Otters holding hands and hurkle durkling. Fun Scottish slang saying for staying in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves staying in their bed and lounging instead of getting up. Adorable snoozing Otters illustration.

Description: Cute funny Official Hurkle Durkle design for hurkle durklers and anyone who loves Corgis and hurkle durkling. Fun Scottish slang saying for staying in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves staying in their bed and lounging instead of getting up. Adorable snoozing Corgi illustration.

Description: Funny Frog Carousel Ride "Ribbit or Die" pun design. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves riding on the Carnival Carousel 'round and 'round, and also loves silly frogs and bad puns. Humorous pun of Ribbit or Die instead of Ride or Die for everyone who loves riding the carousel frog steed non-stop at the carnival.

Description: Cute funny Official Hurkle Durkle design for hurkle durklers and anyone who loves dragons and hurkle durkling. Fun Scottish slang saying for staying in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves staying in their bed and lounging instead of getting up. Adorable snoozing dragon illustration.

Description: Cute funny Official Hurkle Durkle design for hurkle durklers and anyone who loves hurkle durkling. Fun Scottish slang saying for staying in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves staying in their bed and lounging instead of getting up. Adorable frog in its bed illustration.

Description: Tell Me To Take It Down A Notch, That Gets You A 5-Notch Increase. Do Not Try To De-Notch Me! Good for men and women, anyone who loathes being told to tone it down or to calm down. Sarcastic telling it like it is comeback. Distressed grunge font for funny sarcastic saying about being being told to calm down.

Description: Funny Sarcastic "I Swear Therefore I Am" design, twist on I Think Therefore I Am. Good for men and women, anyone who enjoys sarcasm and silly sayings. Distressed grunge font for snarky philosophical existential thoughts.