Description: "Avaunt! Thou frothy fen-sucked mouldwarp" says the Frog King. The King Toad is sending someone away with Shakespearean-esque insults. For men and women, anyone who wants to be left alone and loves Shakespearean language. Not Friendly, Do Not Approach. Roughly translated: "Go Away you trivial, disgustingly foul, contemptible coward". Turn folks away or start a conversation. Good for an introvert who isn't a people person and wants to be left alone, but loves Shakespearean English.
Description: Huzzah Funny White Porch Goose Knight with Sword and Cape design. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves white geese, especially a silly goose dressed in a flowing cape and brandishing a broadsword. Huzzah! Graphic of a white porch goose holding up a sword and wearing a cape, with the cheering word "Huzzah". For anyone who loves funny trending memes involving a silly white goose.
Description: Today I Will Stay Positive. I Will Also Shoot Rainbows Out Of My Ass. Both Are Equally Unrealistic. Silly Goose, Funny sarcastic, snarky saying about the likelihood of staying positive along with a dejected looking goose wearing a bonnet and sitting on an Adirondack chair. All kinds of sarcasm is available in this silly goose design.
Description: "I love coffee, but being alert isn't really all it's cracked up to be right now, so idk" funny meme about whether coffee is helpful or not these days. Good for men and women, anyone who loves coffee and sarcasm. Distressed grunge font for funny saying about whether drinking coffee is a good idea right now or not.
Description: Warning! I'm Old, funny saying in distressed grunge. Leave me alone, I don't care, go away. Good for men and women who really couldn't care less anymore and want it known. Distressed grunge font warning everyone that I'm Old and I really don't care anymore, so stay away. Not Friendly, Do Not Approach.
Description: Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck! Fuckity Funny Swear Words Saying with Florals. Pretty, classy, and sweary. Fuck f*ck fuckery fuckness with beautiful flowers. Let this shirt display beautiful floral arrangements and an awesome swear-word saying all in one. For your lighter, more sarcastic days.
Description: Colorful Happy Everything Holidays Seasons All Year design. Good for men women and children, anyone who wants to celebrate holidays for the entire year including Christmas New Year's Eve Valentine's Day St Paddy's Easter July 4th Halloween Thanksgiving. Graphic with trees for Spring and Summer Autumn and Winters and various holidays throughout the year.
Description: Colorful Happy Everything Holidays Seasons All Year design. Good for men women and children, anyone who wants to celebrate holidays for the entire year including Christmas New Year's Eve Valentine's Day St Paddy's Easter July 4th Halloween Thanksgiving. Graphic with trees for Spring and Summer Autumn and Winters and various holidays throughout the year.
Description: Keep on Rocking, The Mary River Turtle, found in east-Queensland, Australia, on the endangered list, but keeps on rocking anyway. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves turtles with green hair and beards, especially punk rock turtles. Pic of a turtle with green hair and beard found in The Mary River in Australia. Keep on Rocking into that microphone.
Description: Funny Terrormisu dessert, Made With Loving Hands baking joke. Great for men and women at Halloween parties, for baking, or any ghoulish setting. The "loving hands" contributed all the ladyfingers to the espresso-soaked nightmares of this tiramisu dessert. Haunted Terrormisu dessert cake made with witch ladyfingers from loving witchy hands. Funny ghoulish joke great for any spooky Halloween get-together.
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