Description: Post Menopausal and Voting for HARRIS WALZ '24, Bella Canvas Women's Relaxed T-Shirt. JD Vance sucks. Post-menopausal women can still vote! JD Vance embarrassed himself again in a recently unearthed interview by denigrating the worth of women after their child-bearing years. Let him know that we're post-menopausal and voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz in 2024. Vote Blue! Post-Menopausal Women Unite, Kamala Harris 2024 Presidential Election. Fueled by Post-Menopausal Rage!
Description: Approach at your own risk, Belchin' & Fartin' Unlimited, hilarious old-time signage aesthetic to make clever announcement about burps and farts seem classy and fancy. Good for men and women, for anyone who owns their burps and farts. Vintage business sign for Belchin' & Fartin' Unlimited, Approach at your own Risk. Burp and Fart humor.
Description: I'm Not Lazy I'm Just Hurkle Durkling, funny Scottish slang design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves staying in their bed instead of getting up, but doesn't like being called lazy. Hurkle durkle is Scottish slang for lounging in your bed. Lazy cute plush bear graphic watching TV in its bed, with fun hurkle durkler Scottish phrase for being lazy instead of getting up in the morning.
Description: Kamala Comma-LA with an adorable cat reaching for the rainbow comma LA as if it's a balloon. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves cats rainbows and Kamala. Humorous graphic of a cat reaching it's paw up to catch a Rainbow Comma LA design. Cats and cat lovers for Kamala. Childless cat ladies for Kamala.
Description: Mariachi Opossum playing guitar for Cinco De Mayo! Great for men women and children, anyone who thinks possums are hilarious and wants to celebrate Cinco De Mayo or Mariachi music in general. Humorous graphic of a possum dressed in a colorful mariachi costume with sombrero and playing a guitar
Description: Pirate Possum Arrr, Matey! We Plunder Dumpsters at Dawn. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves possums and pirates. This opossum has a sabre and peg leg, and is ready to plunder dumpsters for the best treasure. Funny graphic of a possum with a peg leg dressed in a pirate costume, skull and crossbones hat, eye patch, and rattling his sabre. Arrrrr!
Description: When you dress your cat in all your Decora bling, this can happen. Decora Diva Fashion Legend ready for the runway. Good for men women children girls, anyone who loves cats, humor, and the Decora aesthetic. Very cranky cat dressed in lots and lots of Decora aesthetic jewelry, clips, and baubles. Funny sarcastic snarky kitty
Description: KAMALA Harris for President 2024. Beautiful rainbow agate colors fill the letters K A M A L A, show your support for the Democratic candidate who could be our first woman President! Joe Biden has decided to step aside and has endorsed Kamala Harris to become the Democratic party's candidate for US President in this year's race for the White House. Show your support! Kamala 24!
Description: Halloween Science Teachers Love Brains Costume good for men women and children, any biology or chemistry teachers, all fans of science teachers. It's a great zombie design idea during Halloween parties in school or class. Dripping colorful text with brains, heart-shaped hands, and bats. For Halloween spooky season or any time of year.
Description: Celebrate dripping summer ice cream treats and Halloween with this fun Happy Drippy Summerween design, perfect for folks who love spooky ice cream treats the spooky season, Halloween fans, and summer lovers Halloween 3-scoop melting ice cream cone design, complete with jackolantern, monster, and skull with a witch hat, making it great for Halloween and summer fans. Dripping font adds to the melting spooky ice cream cone aesthetic.
Description: Sometimes an Eggplant is really an AuberGENIE Granting Your Every Wish. What may seem like a plain ordinary eggplant could be downright magical. Funny pun on aubergine, French for eggplant. Good for men and women, anyone who loves magical wish-granting eggplants and humor. Graphic of an eggplant dressed as a genie with a funny saying about eggplants that grant wishes.
Description: Embrace your inner cowboy or cowgirl with this anthropomorphic possum dressed up in rodeo cowpoke gear. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves the Western rodeo aesthetic humor and opossums. Fun graphic of a possum dressed in Western attire with saying that this really is my first rodeo.
Description: Good for men and women, anyone who loves cats especially cute little innocent-looking kittens, and knows that they often up chuck in really awful places, like into someone's slippers or shoes. Catcore, adorable kitty sarcasm. Funny saying by an adorable sweet cat who is letting you know it horked some hairballs into your slippers. Hilarious contradiction in this kittencore cottagecore graphic.
Description: Did I scratch anyone today? No. Did I want to? Oh yeah. Snarky cat clearly wants to. Funny sarcasm side-eye kitty. Good for men and women, anyone who loves cats and has a sarcastic attitude. Graphic of a clearly annoyed snarky cat, very sarcastic humor for all cat owners and anyone who loves sarcasm.
Description: Coffee Badging: when employees show up at the office, have a coffee, and then leave to work elsewhere such as back at their homes. Good for men and women, anyone who practices coffee badging or knows someone who does, great for co-worker. Graphic of anthropomorphic cup of coffee posing as a superhero wearing a cape, symbolizing the trend of coffee-badging by remote workers.
Description: LPLT (Let People Like Things) asking everyone to show kindness and let everyone else like whatever things they want, even if not everyone agrees. Good for men and women, anyone who wants to send a message of everyone getting along. Vintage distressed grungy font with colorful LPLT and explanation of Let People Like Things. Great conversation starter.
Description: Bigfoot taking a selfie and looking very startled at all the UAPs flying through the air possibly being flown by cats. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves the Squatch cryptid, the possibility of Aliens, and cats. Absurd and funny black and white vintage-looking photo of a Squatchy taking a selfie while cat-piloted UFOs whiz through the air behind it.
Description: 8:00 AM: Too tired to think, same at noon and 5:00 PM, but at midnight the brain is wide awake with silly questions. Good for men and women, anyone who's tired all the time each day but can't sleep each night because the brain's pondering weird problems. Hilarious saying about being constantly too tired to think during the entire day, but in the middle of the night, the brain starts firing on all cylinders wondering weird stuff like how dragons blow out candles.
Description: Paws and Reflect, very cute and calm cat practices the lotus position and meditation with help from little mouse yoga buddies. Good for men and women, anyone who loves adorable cats all creatures and yoga, namaste. Graphic of a cute kitty practicing mindfulness with the help of some mouse friends. Paws and Reflect, pause and reflect. Catcore aesthetic.
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