Description: It's funny how being old doesn't seem that old now that I'm old. Snarky sarcastic saying about getting older. Good for men and women, anyone who doesn't feel as old as their age. It's weird being the same age as old people. Distressed grunge font saying: It's funny how being old doesn't seem that old now that I'm old.
Description: Snow-filled letters asking Is It Spring Yet? Good for men women and kids, anyone who's tired of snow and the cold, and ready for springtime and warmth again. Saying "Is It Spring Yet?" in playful snow laden letters for anyone who's sick of snow and craves the warmth of spring. Please wake me when it's Spring.
Description: Cute simplistic graphic of a happy kitten with saying about likely to bring home a kitten in quirky fun text. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves kitties and is likely to want one (or more). Fun adorable kitten illustration for anyone very likely to bring home a kitten. For all cute cat lovers.
Description: To Err is Human, To Arr-Hiss is Pirate Possum, ridiculous twisting of an old saying. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves possum humor and silly fun trends. Graphic of a hissing feral possum dressed in full pirate gear with hat, eye-patch and peg leg, holding a sabre saber. Hilarious twist on saying To Err Is Human, adding to Arr-Hiss is Pirate Possum.
Description: Forget using whatchamacallit, thingamajig, or doohickey when you can't remember what something's called. Simply use JAWN. Thank you, Philadelphia! Good for men women and kids anyone that needs a catch-all word for something or someone. Distressed grunge font listing words commonly used when someone can't remember what it's called, the easiest being Jawn. Trendy Philly slang that means anything and everything.
Description: Hissing Feral Possum Pastel Pink Coquette Aesthetic Girly Girl social club design. For men women and children, anyone who loves opossums, coquette pink hairbows, and being cute but feral. Adorable fierce possum with pink hairbow, surrounded by coquette dainty ribbons and bows in pastel pink cottagecore, possumcore, feral girl summer.
Description: Yes, I've Been Crafting. Why? Colorful Rainbow Unicorn with wild big-hair mane. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves crafting, painting, art, humor, and rainbow unicorns. Graphic of a very colorful unicorn, plus funny sarcastic saying about crafting and being covered with craft supplies.
Description: The Dildo Of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed, hilarious anti-Trump saying, WTF America? Actions have consequences, and you'll be sorry! Post-election surprise, America is in for a world of hurt. Look out, USA, we're screwed. Funny ominous dildo of consequences saying in a grunge distressed font.
Description: "White Chocolate" Is NOT Chocolate. Know someone who insists that white chocolate isn't real chocolate? Great for men and women, any chocolate lover who believes strongly that "white chocolate" is not really chocolate. Distressed grunge font saying that insists chocolate does not include so-called "white chocolate", ever. Snarky fun meme for any chocolate lover.
Description: Ready To Access My Inner Pirate fun skull and crossbones design. Good for men and women, anyone who wants to release their inner fierce pirate. Graphic of a skull and crossbones wearing an eyepatch and blue bandana, with saying Ready To Access My Inner Pirate. Good for Halloween or year round.
Description: Ready To Access My Inner Pirate fun skull and crossbones design. Good for men and women, anyone who wants to release their inner fierce pirate. Graphic of a skull and crossbones wearing an eyepatch and blue bandana, with saying Ready To Access My Inner Pirate. Good for Halloween or year round.
Description: Professional Curmudgeon, in distressed grunge font. Good for men and women, anyone who's officially a curmudgeon, not a people person, and has a snarky sense of humor. Grunge distressed font trendy meme Pro, Professional Curmudgeon. Hilarious go away message for folks who want to be left alone.
Description: Roadkill Chic, hilarious possum wearing a pink hairbow lying in the road. Feral girl summer, cute but feral. Good for men and women, anyone who loves warped snarky humor and opossums. Graphic of a chic ribbon-wearing possum opossum lying in the road, described as Roadkill Chic. Funny possum meme, team trash critter with style.
Description: Two cute Christmas ghosts are proud that at least they managed to keep the plants alive. Sarcastic ghost humor. Good for men and women, anyone who can't keep plants alive and loves morbid Christmas ghost humor. Also great for Halloween. Two adorable ghosts in Christmas garb are proud they kept their plants alive, funny ghost green-thumb, indoor plant, snarky warped humor.
Description: Are We Having Fun Yet? sarcastic feral hissing possum in Santa Suit and Hat. Funny Christmas sarcastic snarky meme with angry opossum graphic. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves asking are we having fun yet? and loves possums. Popular sarcasm humor saying or phrase, featuring a very annoyed cranky possum dressed like Santa Claus. Good for folks who love sarcasm, not always Christmas.
Description: Are We Having Fun Yet? sarcastic feral hissing possum. Funny sarcastic snarky slogan with angry opossum graphic. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves asking are we having fun yet? and loves possums. Popular sarcasm humor saying or phrase, featuring a very annoyed cranky possum.
Description: LETHOLOGICA: It's On The Tip Of My Tongue. Lethologica: the inability to recall a particular word or name that you know you know. Also known as TOT or Tip of the Tongue. Good for men and women, anyone who loves vocabulary and fun words. Multi-colored distressed grunge letters for the word LETHOLOGICA, struggling to remember a word you know that you know.
Description: Magically Lamb-Azing! This adorable kawaii rainbow ewe-nicorn is a great reminder to be lambazing and magical. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves lambs and rainbow unicorns. Cute rainbow unicorn crossed or mashup with an adorable lamb. Plus the phrase Magically Lamb-azing!
Description: Hissing Possum in Santa Suit is Feral and Festive for Christmas. Good for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm and snarky humor plus feral trash animals for the Holidays. Funny graphic of hissing opossum dressed as Santa, with distressed grunge saying Feral and Festive for the Christmas Holidays.
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