Description: Funny "Beware of Avant-Garde Guard Dog" in Hipster Parisian Clothes, sitting with a WOOF sign. Snap your fingers for this hip poodle in striped slacks and beret avant-guarding the yard. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves poodles and puns. Graphic of a poodle wearing groovy hipster clothes and beret near a yard sign that says Beware of Avant-Guard dog. Great for anyone who loves puns and dogs wearing berets being cool man cool.
Description: Funny Crows "A Tempted Murder" group of Crows (called a "murder") all tempted by a dropped box of donuts. Good for men and women, anyone who has a silly punny sense of humor and loves crows and donuts. Graphic of a group or a murder of crows gathering because they're tempted by a dropped box of donuts. Funny pun "a tempted murder" of crows illustration.
Description: Funny Possum "You're An Adult Now With Responsibilities and Car Payments" opossum realizing that fun time is over. Adulting is hard. Another fine day ruined by responsibilities. Line art illustration of a possum in some leaves realizing that becoming an adult with responsibilities and bills to pay is really scary. Don't want to adult today. Adulting: Would not recommend.
Description: Not Friendly Sarcasm gag funny meme design, good for men and women, anyone who's not a people person wants to be left alone and has a snarky sense of humor. Vintage distressed grunge font saying Not Friendly Do Not Approach. Hilarious go away message (on the back of classic t-shirt) for folks who want to be left alone.
Description: Cute Raccoon with red cape and sword proclaims "I shall shenan then shenanigan!" funny quest pun silly meme. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves racoons, side quests, puns, shenanigans dilly dallying tomfoolery and malarkey. Graphic of cute questing raccoon with sword raised proclaiming "I shall shenan then shenanigan" as well as being a conduit for nonsense. Funny silly raccoon punny meme.
Description: Cereal Is A Meal, Dessert, And a Drink. Follow me for more "I Live Alone" life hacks. Funny Life Hacks for folks who obviously live alone. Good for men and women, anyone who loves cereal and justifies it as a complete meal with dessert and a drink. Funny sarcastic text saying about obviously living alone and loving cereal as a complete meal, dessert, and a drink. Guys who live alone, funny bachelor humor, sarcasm ironic obvs living alone saying. Cereal is an acceptable meal anytime of day.
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Description: Raccoon Gamify being an Introvert, no interaction is worth 1000 XP (experience points). Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves raccoons and games, and wants to be left alone. Gamifying being an Introvert by limiting any social contact like this cute raccoon and achieving 1000 XP. Go away, I'm gamifying.
Description: Cute Raccoon: My new phase of Life Doughs before Bros, funny winking racoon loves pastries more than some random guy. Good for anyone who loves doughnuts or donuts or really any baked good more than guys - it's a new phase. Vintage graphic of a winking cute raccoon holding donuts in its paws and saying those baked treats are way more important now that dudes bros bruvs or bruhs.
Description: Funny Snarky Raccoon Fairy: Sorry, even I can't fix your level of stupid. Good for men and women, anyone who loves cute racoons and very snarky sarcasm about people's stupidity. Adorable baby raccoon dressed in fairy wings with a wand, funny saying "Sorry, even I can't fix your level of stupid" sarcastic humor. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.
Description: Raccoon wielding a Chainsaw: "Who Needs A Fast Circumcision" funny offensive inappropriate silly gag design. Good for anyone who loves racoons and offending folks to start a conversation. Make a lasting impression with this maniacal raccoon flying through the air brandishing a chainsaw and yelling Who needs a fast circumcision?
Description: maga = little bitches, rep. Derrick Van Orden was WRONG, republicans are all trump's little bitches who kiss his orange ass and do whatever he tells them. Great protest or rally idea, show everyone what magats really are in van orden's own words: "little bitches". Anti-trump, anti-republican, anti-big ugly bill.
Description: MAGA's chant: Are We Not Men? We are little bitches! funny anti-trump, anti-maga anti-republican. What republicans really are: little bitches. Fuck djt, 8647, fuck republicans, big horrible bill, cancel republicans, magats are little bitches. republican rep. Derrick Van Orden was wrong, republicans in both the House and Senate ARE little bitches.
Description: EDM Undead Colorful Glitchy Techno Horror Zombie. Good for men women and kids, at Halloween or any techno electronic music party. Shuffling along like a zombie dancing to the music. Also good for Trick-or-Treating and DeeJays playing beats. Zombie Electronic Dance Music EDM vaporwave techno shuffling undead Halloween creepy spooky dancing zombie looking for brains and trick-or-treaters.
Description: Professional Maladaptive Daydreamer baby raccoon, Pro MD with young racoon surrounded by a cloud of flowers and leaves. Peaceful calm, and not paying any attention just daydreaming endlessly. Baby racoon in dreamland as a Professional Maladaptive Daydreamer, excessively daydreaming to the point of ignoring or interfering with daily life and routines.
Description: Two cute raccoons sharing tea: "I like your personality" "Thanks, it's a disorder". Funny sarcastic silly racoon conversation about personality quirks. Good for men and women, anyone who loves raccoons and silly snarky sayings. Sarcastic funny conversation between two adorable racoons having some tea and a chat.
Description: Zombie asks "Where The Trick-or-Treaters At?" creepy Halloween sunset design. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves Halloween, scary nights, zombies, and trick-or-treating. Zombie and some bats against a sunset, out looking for trick-or-treaters' brains. Spooky creepy scary Halloween sunset zombie design.
Description: FFS! in a quirky colorful font for when you have energy, passion, and also snarky sassiness. Good for men and women, anyone who loves texting and wants to show their enthusiasm for everything going on. Happy jumbled letters spell out FFS! to show pizzazz, spirit, and sarcasm for everything.
Description: Cute Raccoon in front of flaming porta-potties: 2025 January set the mood February threw the match. Good for men and women, anyone who thinks 2025 is bonkers and loves adorable racoons. Graphic of a cartoonish raccoon in front of porta-loos on fire with saying about 2025 and how it's been so far.
Description: Cool Cucumber "Living the Dream One Bad Decision at a Time" funny because it's about to eat a cheeseburger with PICKLES on top. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves sarcasm and silly trendy memes. Cool Cucumber about to eat cheeseburger with pickles on top. Snarky silly meme saying "Living the dream one bad decision at a time."
Description: Silliest Goose driving a convertible: "On My Way To Cause A Kerfuffle" funny retro design. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves geese, causing kerfuffles, and silly memes. Vintage design of a silly goose driving a pink convertible while saying "On my way to cause a Kerfuffle" funny meme design.
Description: Sassy Frog "Living the Dream One Bad Decision at a Time" funny design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves funny sarcastic memes and frogs wearing cowboy hats and go-go boots. For anyone who's made questionable choices in life. Graphic of a sexy rootin' tootin' frog in kicky kinky gogo boots with saying "Living the dream one bad decision at a time" funny frog illustration.
Description: Raccoon asking "Why Is This So Hard" meme. Good for men women and kids, anyone who doesn't understand why something that's supposed to be simple has to be very difficult. Trendy meme "Why Is This So Hard" Why is this so complicated? Graphic of an upset distraught raccoon asking the universe "Why Is This So Hard" popular trending meme.
Description: Badger catching Shark "Living the Dream One Bad Decision At A Time" sarcastic funny meme. Good for men and women, anyone who loves sarcastic humor and has made some bad choices. Badger fisherman catches surprisingly large shark on fishing pole. "Living the Dream One Bad Decision at a Time"
Description: Funny saucy Raccoon "Well, Hello Sailor!" wearing Pink Seashells and holding a Trident. Good for men and women, anyone who loves silly racoons and silly memes about mermaid raccoons chatting up sailors. Silly nautical sassy coquette racoon wearing pink seashells and holding a trident while saying "Well, Hello Sailor" funny saying.
Description: EDM vaporwave dance designs, good for men women and kids, anyone who loves to dance and shuffle to electro house beats. Goose tarantula flower with headphones seahorse dancing skeleton rocking goose possum raccoon Bruh gecko dabbing penguin. All different EDM techno rave art glitch graphics in one collection for your next electronic dance music party.
Description: Creepy But Cute, Tentacled Cryptid Monster with flowers at the ends of its tentacles, fingers, and toes. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves creepypasta and also flowers and being creepy and cute. Creepy looking monster with tentacles but with blooming flowers at every tip toe finger and tentacle. Creepy but cute.
Description: Cute kitty eyes looking out from leaves, "I will emerge when I am ready". Good for men women and kids, anyone who is shy and loves little kittens with adorable blue eyes. Good introvert explanation design. Graphic of a pair of blue kitten eyes peeking out from a shrub with saying I'll emerge when I'm ready, great for all the kitten-loving shy introverts.
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