Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Description: Remember to close all parentheses. We're not paying to air condition the entire paragraph. Funny saying for writers editors teachers and copy editors. Typewriter font for funny saying about being sure to close all parens and parentheses.

Description: funny irreverent Happy MasterGater design, perfect for any geek who's a happy mastergater

Description: Sarcastic cat thinking about spending another day dealing with the rabid agitation of the right wingers, their vitriol toward everything remotely progressive delivered with a level of spray-like intensity that is hard to ignore and also somewhat unhygienic and unpleasant.

Description: It's Right There, funny adult inappropriate humor design. Very simple roadmap diagram instructions. Good for anyone who wants everyone else to know where it is and loves innuendo. Fun quirky font for saying It's Right There and a down arrow.

Description: I Saw That, funny sneaking raccoon design. Good for anyone who loves racoons and a snarky silly sense of humor. Curious street cat raccoon looks around corner to see what's happening.

Description: Buster Keaton Digital Distressed Grunge Portrait of The Great Stone Face. One of the greatest film directors of all time had such a hauntingly beautiful face.

Description: Negative Cat: Today I Shall Suck Up All The Oxygen In The Room, funny sarcastic design. Good for anyone who loves sarcasm and negative humor. Negative cat graphic with saying about taking up all the oxygen in the room. Very non-motivational sarcastic humor.

Description: Raccoon: Today I Shall Give It My Worst, funny distressed racoon design. Good for anyone who loves raccoons and sarcasm. Don't give it your best, give it your worst. Motivational sarcasm. Distressed grunge picture of a glum raccoon, saying "Today I shall give it my worst"

Description: Inside you there are [two fairies] Microplastics, funny meme with fairy god-raccoon and fairy god-frog, but what's really inside is microplastics. Snarky sarcastic funny saying and graphic for anyone who has inner fairies and is eco-conscious. Graphic of a sorry-looking fairy god-frog and god-raccoon plus snarky saying about microplastics. Also referencing the two wolves inside you meme.

Description: Cute Little "Deadly 'Dorables" Adorable Goth Monsters design. Great for anyone who loves cute little gothic monsters. Graphic of three 'dorable little goth monsters all dressed up with accessories.

Description: I Keep A Very Open Mind And A Tightly Closed Wallet, sage advice in comic sans -- keep your mind open to new things, but hang onto your money. Wise words to remember.

Description: Calibri, a very readable sans-serif font, banned by US State Dept because Marco Rubio thinks this typeface is too DEI and woke

Description: Begone With Thy Dippest-Shittery and Dumbest-Assery. Humorous Olde English Medieval for Go Away and Take Your BS With You, accompanied by some hilariously snarky rabbit and penguin god-fairies. Good for men and women, anyone who wants everyone to leave them alone. Not a people person. Medieval aesthetic and sarcastic saying for get away from me with your nonsense and stupidity, plus silly god-fairies.

Description: Are you "Steve's Favorite Hotcake"? Because if you are, you are extremely lucky and should let everyone know with this design. Quirky cute font to let all the folks know who Steve's Favorite Hotcake is. iykyk

Description: Zombies and Mummies Are The Same Monster From Drastically Different Socioeconomic Backgrounds, funny monster inequality design. Prove me wrong. Good for anyone who loves zombies and mummies. Sarcastic snarky zombie vs mummy theory. Graphic of a disheveled down on his luck zombie and a fancy bejeweled mummy, pointing out they're the same monster but each from a very different social standing. Great conversation starter.

Description: When faced with choices, sometimes the feral way is best. Cute colorful little raccoon sketch expresses wisdom. Good for anyone who loves raccoons and occasionally choosing the wilder option. Adorable racoon offers advice.

Description: I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia... She whispered "They're right behind you", funny design about libraries, books, and spooky fun. Good for anyone who loves puns and creepy library book humor. Vintage old distressed graphic of books in a creepy goth aesthetic library

Description: Things I'm No Longer Interested In Doing: Driving at night. Leaving my house at night. Driving in the winter. Leaving my house in the winter. Driving. Leaving my house. Funny but often true list for the introvert. Sarcastic but often true list of things some folks don't want to do anymore. Good for introverts who would much rather stay home

Description: Funny "Why does everyone think I'm paranoid?!" conspiracy theory design. Good for anyone with a twisted sense of humor and dark wit. Humorous slasher-style font for saying "Why does everyone think I'm paranoid?!"

Description: I Must Have My Wakey Wakey (& poop) Activation Liquid, funny morning raccoon in bathrobe with coffee cup. I require coffee. Activation liquid required. Good for anyone who needs their morning coffee to get things moving. Graphic of a grumpy tired raccoon requesting morning coffee.

Description: Cute critter explains that he'll definitely be there for his friends, but will it help that he's there? no, probably not. Funny sarcastic silly saying about realistically not being much help. For anyone who loves sarcasm and dry humor. Little mouse bear cartoony critter wants to be there for his friends, but admits it probably won't help much. Hilarious silly funny sarcastic design.

Description: Snarky sarcastic old cat musing about whether it actually has free time or is just forgetting sht. Good for anyone who loves sarcasm and is forgetful at times. Funny saying about being forgetful with lots of sarcasm.

Description: Funny drunk, passed out, trashed raccoon face down in full sploot next to an empty bottle. Drunk raccoon passed out face down, viral meme. Good for anyone who loves a good night of partying then passes out face down.

Description: Cute Overwhelmed Tabby: Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves cute cats and the expressions flabbergasted, my flabbers be gasted, and well gast my flabbers. Cute Cat in bed, looking tired and overwhelmed, saying "Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore", funny flabbergasted pun wordplay.

Description: I Think Therefore I Cannot Sleep, funny dejected cat in its bed, unable to stop thinking and go to sleep. Good for anyone who thinks too much and can't go to sleep even when exhausted. Tired kitty sitting in its bed, overthinking everything and unable to sleep. Distressed worn photo grunge aesthetic. Hang on, let me overthink this.

Description: I'm At Once Cleverer And Stupider Than You Expect. Do NOT Try To Estimate Me. Funny sarcastic saying about not over or under estimating someone. Fun quirky font for silly saying about not over estimating or under estimating someone who's both stupid and clever at the same time. Very snarky sarcastic humor.

Description: I Practice Excellent Digital Hygiene, Feral Computer Possum design. Practicing digital hygiene to protect files is important. Don't click on just anything, practice good cyber security. Show me the 'nothing' you clicked on. Graphic of a hissing feral possum using a laptop computer, screaming "I Practice Excellent Digital Hygiene" with distressed grunge font. Great for computer users of all kinds.

Description: I'm At Once Cleverer And Stupider Than You Expect. Do NOT Try To Estimate Me. Funny sarcastic saying about not over or under estimating someone. Distressed grunge font for silly saying about not over estimating or under estimating someone who's both stupid and clever at the same time. Very snarky sarcastic humor.

Description: Focus.exe computer application can't be launched, ADHD neurodivergent humor design. Funny computer program for launching "Focus" gives error message. For folks who have trouble focusing without distraction, overstimulation, or brain zoomies. Computer style font showing error screen message when the exe file for Focus is clicked. Neurodiversity awareness.

Description: Cute Overwhelmed Porch Goose: Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves a silly goose and the expressions flabbergasted, my flabbers be gasted, and well gast my flabbers. Cute Goose in Pink Bonnet, looking tired and overwhelmed, saying Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore, funny flabbergasted pun wordplay.

Description: Cute Overwhelmed Raccoon: Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves raccoons and the expressions flabbergasted, my flabbers be gasted, and well gast my flabbers. Raccoon looking tired and overwhelmed, saying Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore, funny flabbergasted pun wordplay.

Description: Cute Overwhelmed Raccoon Knight: Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves raccoons and the expressions flabbergasted, my flabbers be gasted, and well gast my flabbers. Raccoon looking tired and overwhelmed, saying Nothing Gasts My Flabbers Anymore, funny flabbergasted pun wordplay.