Kids T-Shirts

Description: Two Raccoons Talking About Sushi. Fred says "these'll taste way better tomorrow in the dumpster". The hungrier racoon replies "I dunno, Fred". Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves racoons having a silly conversation about sushi rolls. Hilarious graphic of two raccoons trying to decide whether to have fresh sushi now or wait until it's been thrown in the dumpster the following day.

Description: Raccoon in Deerstalker hat with a Meerschaum Pipe, funny Periodic Elements design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves raccoons dressed for sleuthing, and science. Funny periodic elements it's elementary pun. Raccoon dressed in a hat with periodic elements spelling out RaCCoON. Fun science theme crossed with cute raccoons it's elementary.

Description: Philosophical Cat: I Do Not Think Therefore I Do Not Am, funny meme. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves cats and stupid silly memes. Doodle graphic of a cat trying to think, with saying "I Do Not Think Therefore I Do Not Am".

Description: Racoon in Deerstalker hat with a Meerschaum Pipe, funny Periodic Elements design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves racoons dressed for sleuthing, and science. Funny periodic elements it's elementary pun. Racoon dressed in a hat with periodic elements spelling out RaCoON. Fun science theme crossed with cute racoons it's elementary.

Description: Capybara in Deerstalker hat with a Meerschaum Pipe, funny Periodic Elements design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves capy cavy rodents dressed for sleuthing, and science. Funny periodic elements it's elementary pun. Capybara dressed in a hat with periodic elements spelling out CaPYBaRa. Fun science theme crossed with cute capybaras it's elementary.

Description: The Ouroboros of Pi: the snake eating its tail depicting the eternal cycle of life, and the Infinite Series value of Pi, in one graphic. Good for men women and kids, anyone interested in the Ouroboros or the mathematics of Pi. An ouroboros snake eating its tail outside of a spiral of pi value numbers. Great conversation starter.

Description: Squirrel Juggling Chainsaws: "I May Seem Nonchalant, But Inside..." shows difference between outer calm and inner chaos. Good for men and women, anyone who's an introvert acting mellow on the outside while a squirrel juggles chainsaws inside. Outwardly cool calm and collected, inwardly a nervous squirrel trying to juggle four chainsaws

Description: Raccoon "So hungry... I'd lick the wall" such a drama queen, fainting from hunger. Good for men women and kids, anyone who's always hungry, dramatic about it, and loves racoons. I require snacks. Graphic of a dramatic fainting raccoon with saying "So hungry... I'd lick the wall. Snacks make me nicer. If I'm moody, give me foody.

Description: Newsom makes MAGA cry then drinks their tears for refreshment all day long. Funny saying about the trolling of trump and maga that Gavin Newsom is doing on social media.

Description: Twas a Dark and Scary Night, fun spooky Halloween owl dressed in top hat and cape guards an old, creepy haunted house. Fun for men, women, and kids - anyone who loves dark and spooky settings, especially with a full moon of Halloween.

Description: Weird?! Why would You Think I'm Weird? funny silly raccoons. Good for men and women, anyone who loves racoons and sarcastic humor. Vintage-style graphics of raccoons in ridiculous poses doing silly things. Funny sarcastic saying about being strange and weird.

Description: Sorry For Acting Weird... funny silly raccoons doing ridiculous things. Good for men and women, anyone who loves racoons and sarcastic humor. Graphics of raccoons in ridiculous poses doing silly things. Funny sarcastic saying about being weird and it's a fact. Vintage aesthetic design.

Description: Since the platypus lays eggs AND produces milk, it's one of the few animals that can make its own custard! Ew! Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves silly sayings and cute platypuses (or platypi). Fun animal facts and sillyness. An adorable platypus holding a cup of custard that it might make with its own eggs and milk, because ew! But also fun fact! Silly platypus humor.

Description: Funny funnel cake state or county fair carnival design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves funnel cake and has a sense of humor. Cute funnel cake graphic with silly funnelcake phrase, great for any fair festival or carnival food lover.

Description: Adorable panda holding Union Jack showing support for the entire United Kingdom by holding up the Union Flag. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves visiting or living in the UK and British slang. Graphic of cute panda happily holding Union Jack and feeling quite pleased, bruv.

Description: Funny Raccoon says "Stay Back! Something's Tingling" Good for men and women, anyone who love racoons and silly humor about things that might tingle. Vintage graphic of a raccoon saying something silly or maybe inappropriate, trying to figure out what's tingling.

Description: The Current Gene Pool Definitely Has Pee In It, funny saying about the world and genes, also making fun of peeing in the pool. Good for men and women, anyone who's interested in genetics and sarcasm. Distressed grunge font, "The Current Gene Pool Definitely Has Pee In It" sarcastic snarky comment about modern genetics.

Description: When They Go Low, We Go Full-On Newsom, Awesom Newsom, Gavin Newsom 2028. Good for men and women, anyone who thinks Gov Gavin Newsom is doing an awesome job. #48 in '28. Distressed grunge font that shows support for Gavin Newsom by rewording trendy phrase.

Description: Tragedazzle – When something goes wrong but still looks fabulous. Good for men and women, anyone who experiences spectacular fails. Snarky sarcasm in faux-language. Funny sarcastic saying using made up word "tragedazzle" to describe all the spectacular disasters. Tragedy but with jazz hands.

Description: Pretty Sure I'm Moot, funny silly musing, good for men and women, anyone musing about their own relevance. Also great for language and vocabulary fans. Distressed grunge font for snarky saying questioning one's relevancy. Great conversation starter about the term moot. For anyone who's feeling subject to uncertainty, or as if they have little to no relevance.

Description: Awesom Newsom, Gavin Newsom 2028. Yes, awesome is deliberately misspelled to match Newsom. Get noticed! Start a conversation!! Good for men and women, anyone who thinks Gov Gavin Newsom is doing an awesome job. #48 in '28 Blue fancy font that shows support for Gavin Newsom. Team Newsom, Whitmer Newsom 2028. Newsom Whitmer 2028. Don't poke the bear. Come and get me tough guy!

Description: Feeling Very Moot, funny sarcastic saying, good for men and women, anyone who's feeling subject to uncertainty, or as if they have little to no relevance. Also great for language and vocabulary fans. Distressed grunge font for snarky saying questioning oneself. Great conversation starter about the term moot.

Description: I correct autocorrect more then autocorrect corrects ma. Silly funny stupid misspellings from autocorrect. Good for men women and kids, anyone who gets annoyed by having to correct autocorrect's mistakes. Funny autocorrect mistakes about correcting autocorrect.

Description: Rainbow Cats, colorful design, watercolour painted rainbow with cats of all colors. Perfect for men, women, kids, anyone who loves cats and rainbows. Rainbow row of cats, cats of all colors. All the purrs of the rainbow

Description: Funny Impatient Raccoon: "I Require Snacks" design. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves racoons and eating snacks. Hilarious raccoon meme about demanding snacks. Frustrated funny racoon, "I require snacks", I require snack

Description: First of All I'm A Delight Funny Angry Raccoon. Good for men and women, anyone who loves racoons and sarcastic snarky raccoon humor. Graphic of an upright angry racoon with arms akimbo in frustration, "First Of All, I'm A Delight" to let everyone know.

Description: Pretend I'm A Praying Mantis funny lazy costume design. Good for men, women and children, anyone who needs a quick and easy Halloween costume and happens to love the warriors of the insect kingdom. The raptorial forelegs of a praying mantis, perfect for grabbing prey, plus Pretend I'm A Praying Mantis phrase

Description: Funny "Mosquitoes don't like me. It pays to be tough and bitter" design. Great for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm and snarky sayings. Illustration of a mosquito with a bent stinger spitting out something distasteful, plus sarcastic saying about being too tough and bitter for mosquitoes to want.

Description: Funny "I'm Not Really A Morning Person, or an afternoon person, or an evening person, just leave me alone". Good for men and women, anyone who's an introvert all the time and would prefer bring left alone. Funny saying about not being a morning, afternoon, or evening person.

Description: Sarcastic funny "We Really Need To Stop Saying 'This Is Going To Be A Great Year!'" Good for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm. Distressed grunge font for snarky phrase about yet another not-so-great year.

Description: When you're a zombie but also an introvert, stay inside and read comic books about zombies! Funny snarky antisocial zombie design. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves zombies, silly sarcasm and Halloween. Graphic of an antisocial zombie staying home to read zombie comic books. Funny Halloween design or for anyone who's an introvert and loves the zombie genre.

Description: Vintage Frog I be a burpin & fartin, funny inappropriate fart humor design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves being silly and inappropriate about bodily functions of belching and passing gas. Happy silly frog in a vintage aesthetic announces being burping and farting without a care. Sometimes I be farting funny frog trendy meme.

Description: Boogers, The Elements of Snot funny Periodic Table design. Good for men, women, anyone who enjoys booger humor, puns, and science. Silly snot periodic elements boogers graphic. Fun for school and for grossing people out on Halloween.

Description: Cute vintage raccoon in a suit and top hat, riding an old-style high wheeler bicycle on the way to make the vibe weird. Fun for men and women, anyone who's an introvert and loves silly racoon memes and bike riding. Anthropomorphic raccoon dressed in top hat and fancy duds riding a very old-style high wheeler Penny Farthing bicycle. On my way to make things weird.

Description: Rainbow unicorn proudly showing off: "Hey, Everyone, I Pooped Today!" Funny poop humor for men women and kids, anyone who likes unicorns and silly designs that make folks laugh. Rainbow unicorn showing off with saying "I Pooped Today!"

Description: On our way to make the vibe weird, but in faux medieval english. Flyest thou, O honkéd steed! Awei to makest the mood most wierde. Or loosely translated: on our way to make the vibe weird, funny trendy meme. Good for men women and kids who love geese, raccoons, and silly sounding shakespearean English. Graphic of a white silly goose being ridden by a raccoon in pilot's garb, with funny medieval English for modern trendy meme "on our way to make the vibe weird."