Description: "Avaunt! Thou frothy fen-sucked mouldwarp" says the Frog King. The King Toad is sending someone away with Shakespearean-esque insults. For men and women, anyone who wants to be left alone and loves Shakespearean language. Not Friendly, Do Not Approach. Roughly translated: "Go Away you trivial, disgustingly foul, contemptible coward". Turn folks away or start a conversation. Good for an introvert who isn't a people person and wants to be left alone, but loves Shakespearean English.
Description: Huzzah Funny White Porch Goose Knight with Sword and Cape design. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves white geese, especially a silly goose dressed in a flowing cape and brandishing a broadsword. Huzzah! Graphic of a white porch goose holding up a sword and wearing a cape, with the cheering word "Huzzah". For anyone who loves funny trending memes involving a silly white goose.
Description: Colorful Happy Everything Holidays Seasons All Year design. Good for men women and children, anyone who wants to celebrate holidays for the entire year including Christmas New Year's Eve Valentine's Day St Paddy's Easter July 4th Halloween Thanksgiving. Graphic with trees for Spring and Summer Autumn and Winters and various holidays throughout the year.
Description: Colorful Happy Everything Holidays Seasons All Year design. Good for men women and children, anyone who wants to celebrate holidays for the entire year including Christmas New Year's Eve Valentine's Day St Paddy's Easter July 4th Halloween Thanksgiving. Graphic with trees for Spring and Summer Autumn and Winters and various holidays throughout the year.
Description: Keep on Rocking, The Mary River Turtle, found in east-Queensland, Australia, on the endangered list, but keeps on rocking anyway. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves turtles with green hair and beards, especially punk rock turtles. Pic of a turtle with green hair and beard found in The Mary River in Australia. Keep on Rocking into that microphone.
Description: Funny Terrormisu dessert, Made With Loving Hands baking joke. Great for men and women at Halloween parties, for baking, or any ghoulish setting. The "loving hands" contributed all the ladyfingers to the espresso-soaked nightmares of this tiramisu dessert. Haunted Terrormisu dessert cake made with witch ladyfingers from loving witchy hands. Funny ghoulish joke great for any spooky Halloween get-together.
Description: Two Raccoons Talking About Sushi. Fred says "these'll taste way better tomorrow in the dumpster". The hungrier racoon replies "I dunno, Fred". Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves racoons having a silly conversation about sushi rolls. Hilarious graphic of two raccoons trying to decide whether to have fresh sushi now or wait until it's been thrown in the dumpster the following day.
Description: Raccoon in Deerstalker hat with a Meerschaum Pipe, funny Periodic Elements design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves raccoons dressed for sleuthing, and science. Funny periodic elements it's elementary pun. Raccoon dressed in a hat with periodic elements spelling out RaCCoON. Fun science theme crossed with cute raccoons it's elementary.
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