Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Description: Groovy Retro Hurkle Durkle design, Scottish slang phrase for staying in bed and being lazy instead of getting up in the morning. Great sleep shirt with vintage rainbow lettering

Description: Bob's Not My Uncle, funny reply to British saying Bob's Your Uncle. If you're tired of hearing "Bob's your uncle" let everyone know that he's really not. Great for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm and dislikes this slang phrase. Vintage distressed grunge text saying insisting that Bob's definitely not your uncle, wry humorous sarcastic saying.

Description: Happy Earth Day Every Day! Make every day Earth Day, take care of our planet, we have no Planet B, to the world, stop climate change, conservation is important, save our planet

Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for lazing in bed instead of getting up in the morning. Vintage distressed design. Good for men women, anyone who wakes up then decides to have a lie-in before getting out of bed in the morning. Staying in your bed after you should get up each day. Hurkle Durkling hurkle durkler graphic, Scottish slang for lazing about instead of getting up in the morning, depicted with vintage grunge distressed repeating text. Not getting up, lounging in bed.

Description: Owt ">" Nowt Yorkshire British slang maths shorthand for something or anything's better than nothing or greater-than nothing. Good for men and women, anyone who likes fun Brit slang and using mathematics shorthand. Brief UK slang words owt (something or anything) and nowt (nothing) with greater-than signs.

Description: Hurkle Durkle Unisex T-Shirt. Scottish Slang for stay in bed instead of getting up. Be lazy. Have a lie in. Fun phrase for anyone you know who likes to ignore the alarm clock and stay in bed. Also great as a sleeping shirt. The lettering is a stacked, distressed, multi-colored vintage retro style; perfect for those laid-back mornings.

Description: My Morning: Waken, Pandiculate, Hurkle Durkle. Great for men women and children, anyone who wakes up, stretches and yawns, then stays in their bed. The perfect relaxed morning description and fun vocabulary tester. Funny saying in vintage grunge font with the verbs pandiculate: to stretch and yawn, plus the Scottish slang hurkle durkle: to linger in your bed long after the time to get up.

Description: Just a Casual Capybara Wearing Winklepickers funny anthropomorphic design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves capybaras, pointy shoes, funny words, and anthropomorphic critters. Humorous cavy capy dressed in casual wear and winklepicker (extremely pointy) shoes.

Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for stay in bed instead of getting up. Be lazy. Have a lie in. Fun phrase for anyone you know who likes to ignore the alarm clock and stay in bed. Also great as a sleeping shirt. The lettering is a stacked, distressed, multi-colored vintage retro style; perfect for those laid-back mornings.

Description: My Morning: Wake Up. Pandiculate. Hurkle Durkle. Great for men women and children, anyone who wakes up, stretches and yawns, then stays in their bed. The perfect relaxed morning description and fun vocabulary tester. Funny saying in vintage grunge font with the verbs pandiculate: to stretch and yawn, plus the Scottish slang hurkle durkle: to linger in your bed long after the time to get up.

Description: Butyraceous: Buttery, of or like Butter. For the smooth, buttery, creamy person who loves weird words. Show everyone how buttery you are, or give this as a gift to someone smooth and into vocabulary oddities.

Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for lazing abed vintage design. Good for men women and children, anyone who wakes up then decides to have a lie-in before getting out of bed in the morning. Staying in your bed after you should get up each day. Hurkle Durkling hurkle durkler graphic, Scottish slang for lazing about instead of getting up in the morning, depicted with vintage grunge distressed groovy illustration. Not getting up, lounging in the bed.

Description: CoFFeEs: The Elements of Life with different coffee styles. Great for men and women, anyone who loves coffee and considers caffeinating one of the top joys and also loves science and puns. Features an array of different types of coffee drinks. Six different styles of coffee drinks such as espresso and iced lattes plus the Periodic Table of Elements tiles for Co F Fe and Es with grunge text saying.

Description: A Good Not a Normal Day funny sarcastic vintage design. Great for men and women, anyone who is pleasantly surprised when projects go to plan, especially said with sarcasm. Funny snarky rabbits illustration and grunge saying of what constitutes a positive vs a normal.

Description: Funny Carpe Noctem (seize the night) sleepy raccoon design features the normally prowling at night raccoon looking far from ready to seize anything but some coffee. Good for men and women, anyone who faces a long night and loves raccoons and caffeine. Humorous graphic of a very tired trash panda drinking coffee and the latin phrase carpe noctem.

Description: Funny anthropomorphic cute fluffy cat in a business suit is ready to run for office in the upcoming 2024 US elections.

Description: What happens if you cross a caterpillar with a watermelon? Well, this. Great for summertime watermelon fans as well as anyone who likes cute little caterpillars.

Description: Avocado Cat: The Purrfect Fat funny design. Cute kitten-faced avocado (or avogato) is great for men women and kids, anyone who loves cats and avocados.

Description: Instead of Procrastinators Unite... Tomorrow, this doesn't even finish Unite and instead: I'll get back to you later. Great for men and women, anyone who puts things off and loves snarky sayings.

Description: Gardeners Know All The Best Dirt funny flowers saying. Good for men and women, anyone who loves gardening digging and planting every spring and funny sayings. Humorous pun about garden dirts plants and tools illustration.

Description: Funny Cringing Cat Vocal Fry design. Good for men women and kids, anyone who dislikes the creaking, nasally, judgy-sounding drawing out of words that is Vocal Fry Tones. For those who really dislike listening to Vocal Fry when people speak. Graphic of cute cat holding its ears and cringing when hearing vocal fry tones.

Description: Life Is Merrier with an Australian Terrier fun silhouette design. Perfect for anyone who loves Aussie Terriers and knows how wonderful they are to have around. The happiest terrier clowns.

Description: Resting Up For My Do-Over Headstone, funny dark humor design. Zombie undead morbid humor. Humorous last words carved onto a tombstone.

Description: Funny I'm a Riddle Conundrum Enigma Cat design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves funny sayings and is a mystery to everyone. Silly saying about being difficult to figure out with cute cat graphic.

Description: You've heard of emotional support animals? Well, now there's an Emotional Support Gherkin (small pickle), and he's happy to be there for you or for anyone you know who loves pickles and silly sayings.

Description: Cute Elephant Breathing Yoga In and Out Meditation design. In with the good, out with the bad, adorable little elephant demonstrating funny breathing techniques.

Description: Pug Before Yoga After Yoga funny meditation design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves pug dogs and yoga, namaste. Humorous graphic of a cute dog before and transformed into a unicornish pug after doing yoga.

Description: Na MEOW ste, the state of purrvana, cat yoga design. Adorable cat in lotus yoga position is saying the kitty version of namaste.

Description: Hurkle Durkling My Superpower. Funny design with Scottish slang expression Hurkle Durkle or to laze around in bed long after it's time to get up. Sleepy lazy piggy

Description: BiTcOIn Periodically Turning Geeks Into Millionaires design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves science Periodic Table of Elements puns and crypto currency. For any computer geek who's mined some bitcoin. Graphic of Periodic Elements abbreviations spelling bitcoin and funny saying.

Description: ReScUEr: The Elements of a Dog's Hero, Dog Rescue design. For anyone who has rescued a dog from the shelter, this shows that person is the dog's hero. Periodic Table of Elements funny design.

Description: Let Me Check My GIVEASHITOMETER ... nope, nothing. This is a very snarky and sarcastic dog who doesn't care one bit about what anyone wants. Great for pug dog lovers and anyone who loves sarcasm and isn't really interested in people and what they have to say.

Description: Reading Is Magical Adorable Cat in Witch Hat design. This cute little cat with glasses and a witch's hat on is reading what's probably a magical spell or potions book, but all reading is magical.

Description: Romantic Loves-alotl happy axolotl design. Great for anyone who loves axolotls and love. Cute colorful axolotl happily holding a valentine's heart.

Description: Portugal Portuguese Flag and Panda design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves Portugal and cute pandas holding up flags. Graphic of an adorable panda holding the Portuguese flag.

Description: Lang May Yer Lum Reek Scottish Slang Prosperity Saying for Long may your chimney smoke (wishing prosperity). Good for men women and children, anyone who loves Scotland, Scotticisms, and fun sayings to show at your next renfest. Simple smoking chimney graphic and fun Scottish slang adage about having good fortune.