Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for stay in bed instead of getting up. Be lazy. Have a lie in. Fun phrase for anyone you know who likes to ignore the alarm clock and stay in bed. Also great as a sleeping shirt. The lettering is a stacked, distressed, multi-colored vintage retro style; perfect for those laid-back mornings.
Description: My Morning: Wake Up. Pandiculate. Hurkle Durkle. Great for men women and children, anyone who wakes up, stretches and yawns, then stays in their bed. The perfect relaxed morning description and fun vocabulary tester. Funny saying in vintage grunge font with the verbs pandiculate: to stretch and yawn, plus the Scottish slang hurkle durkle: to linger in your bed long after the time to get up.
Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for lazing abed vintage design. Good for men women and children, anyone who wakes up then decides to have a lie-in before getting out of bed in the morning. Staying in your bed after you should get up each day. Hurkle Durkling hurkle durkler graphic, Scottish slang for lazing about instead of getting up in the morning, depicted with vintage grunge distressed groovy illustration. Not getting up, lounging in the bed.
Description: CoFFeEs: The Elements of Life with different coffee styles. Great for men and women, anyone who loves coffee and considers caffeinating one of the top joys and also loves science and puns. Features an array of different types of coffee drinks. Six different styles of coffee drinks such as espresso and iced lattes plus the Periodic Table of Elements tiles for Co F Fe and Es with grunge text saying.
Description: Funny Carpe Noctem (seize the night) sleepy raccoon design features the normally prowling at night raccoon looking far from ready to seize anything but some coffee. Good for men and women, anyone who faces a long night and loves raccoons and caffeine. Humorous graphic of a very tired trash panda drinking coffee and the latin phrase carpe noctem.
Description: Funny Cringing Cat Vocal Fry design. Good for men women and kids, anyone who dislikes the creaking, nasally, judgy-sounding drawing out of words that is Vocal Fry Tones. For those who really dislike listening to Vocal Fry when people speak. Graphic of cute cat holding its ears and cringing when hearing vocal fry tones.
Description: BiTcOIn Periodically Turning Geeks Into Millionaires design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves science Periodic Table of Elements puns and crypto currency. For any computer geek who's mined some bitcoin. Graphic of Periodic Elements abbreviations spelling bitcoin and funny saying.
Description: Lang May Yer Lum Reek Scottish Slang Prosperity Saying for Long may your chimney smoke (wishing prosperity). Good for men women and children, anyone who loves Scotland, Scotticisms, and fun sayings to show at your next renfest. Simple smoking chimney graphic and fun Scottish slang adage about having good fortune.
Description: Coffee Because Todaying Is Hard vintage grunge design. Forget adulting, just todaying is even harder sometimes, especially without coffee. Good for men and women, anyone who enjoys drinking coffee and needs caffeine to begin each day. Funny saying about loving and needing coffee as a vintage distressed graphic
Description: Gie It Laldy Scottish Slang for Give It Your All with fun Unicorn Yoga design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves Scotland and Scotticisms encouraging sayings plus unicorns trying yoga poses. Graphic of unicorn in a yoga pose with scottish slang phrase to give it your all, gie it laldy.