Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish slang design meaning to laze about in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves staying in their bed and being lazy. Hurkle Durkle Scottish slang saying, lounge in your bed and be lazy, hurkle durkling, herkle durkler. I just want to Hurkle Durkle.
Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish slang design meaning to laze about in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves staying in their bed and being lazy. Hurkle Durkle Scottish slang saying, lounge in your bed and be lazy, hurkle durkling, herkle durkler. I just want to Hurkle Durkle.
Description: LPLT (Let People Like Things) asking everyone to show kindness and let everyone else like whatever things they want, even if not everyone agrees. Good for men and women, anyone who wants to send a message of everyone getting along. Vintage distressed grungy font with colorful LPLT and explanation of Let People Like Things. Great conversation starter.
Description: Bigfoot taking a selfie and looking very startled at all the UAPs flying through the air possibly being flown by cats. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves the Squatch cryptid, the possibility of Aliens, and cats. Absurd and funny black and white vintage-looking photo of a Squatchy taking a selfie while cat-piloted UFOs whiz through the air behind it.
Description: My desire to be informed is currently conflicting with my desire to remain sane. Good for men and women, anyone who likes to know what's going on in the world but is overwhelmed by social media zaniness. Distressed grunge font of saying about remaining sane when there's overwhelming amounts information everywhere.
Description: 8:00 AM: Too tired to think, same at noon and 5:00 PM, but at midnight the brain is wide awake with silly questions. Good for men and women, anyone who's tired all the time each day but can't sleep each night because the brain's pondering weird problems. Hilarious saying about being constantly too tired to think during the entire day, but in the middle of the night, the brain starts firing on all cylinders wondering weird stuff like how dragons blow out candles.
Description: Even When I'm A Zombie I Plan To Hurkle Durkle. Scottish slang "hurkle durkle" means to lounge in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men and women, anyone who loves zombies and also hurkle durkling. Funny illustration of a zombie relaxing in its bed as a hurkle durkler, plus a horror font Scottish saying. It's fun to Hurkle Durkle even for the undead. Also great for Halloween.
Description: Even Once I'm A Zombie I Plan To Hurkle Durkle. Scottish slang "hurkle durkle" means to lounge in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men and women, anyone who loves zombies and also hurkle durkling. Creepy distressed horror font of Zombie Scottish saying. It's fun to be a Hurkle Durkler even for the undead. Also great for Halloween.
Description: Funny surprised scared cat near Loch Ness in Scotland takes selfie with Loch Ness Monster Nessie who's blowing a bubblegum bubble in the background. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves cats and mythical beings like Nessie. Funny lake monster swimming in the background and blowing a pinkish bubblegum bubble while a surprised cat takes a selfie.
Description: Hurkle Durkle is Scots for lazing in your bed instead of getting up. To make it all the more Scottish, use some different tartan patterns. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves Scotland, plaids, and being lazy in their bed. The words Hurkle Durkle using a variety of different tartan plaid designs. Great for all the Scottish hurkle durklers.
Description: Even When I'm A Zombie I Plan To Hurkle Durkle. Scottish slang "hurkle durkle" means to lounge in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men and women, anyone who loves zombies and also hurkle durkling. Funny illustration of a zombie relaxing in its bed as a hurkle durkler, plus a horror font Scottish saying. It's fun to Hurkle Durkle even for the undead. Also great for Halloween.
Description: Funny surprised scared Bigfoot standing near Loch Ness in Scotland takes selfie with Loch Ness Monster Nessie in the background. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves Sasquatch, cryptids and mythical beings like Nessie. Funny lake monster swimming in the background of surprised Squatchy taking a selfie.
Description: To Hurkle Durkle is Scottish slang for staying in your bed instead of getting up, so this type of cardio shows serious sarcasm. Good for men and women, anyone who loves lazing in their bed instead of getting up or working out. The Hurkle Durkler's sarcastic snarky cardio workout saying with Scottish phrase for lounging in the bed instead of getting up and out there.
Description: Funny graphic of a surprised and shocked cucumber realizing exactly what's in that jar of pickle slices. Good for men and women, anyone who loves pickles and has a warped sense of humor. Surprised cuke is mortified to find itself looking at a jar of sliced gherkins. Really twisted humor in funny graphic.
Description: Pretend I'm a Total Solar Eclipse, funny lazy costume design. Good for men, women and children, anyone who needs a quick and easy costume and happens to love when the moon completely blocks out the sun, like in 2024. Silly costume for eclipse cosplay or any other time. Distressed grunge text.
Description: Funny planetary body lunar and solar 2024 eclipses hilarious Alpaca Apocalypse design. Great for men women children any umbraphile who loves planetary science, apocalyptic humor, and alpacas. Silly graphic of the sun, moon, our planet, and alpacas. Humorous illustrations comparing possible outerspace eclipses and funny llama alpaca faces plus text describing each. Good astronomical and umbraphile design.
Description: The Daily Hurkle-Durkler Morning Edition Scottish slang, cute owl reading the morning newspaper in bed while hurkle durkling (staying in bed being lazy instead of getting up). Good for men women and children, anyone who loves lazy mornings and reading. Adorable owl lazing about in bed instead of getting up in the morning while reading the newspaper, funny Scottish saying.
Description: Kintsugi: not broken, Flawbulous! repaired heart design with gold repair lines. Good for men and women, anyone who has been brokenhearted and appreciates the art of kintsugi or repairing a cracked or busted item with gold or other precious metal to make it more beautiful. Illustration of a previously fragmented heart repaired and made more beautiful with the art of kintsugi, making it absolutely flawbulous.
Description: Bob's Not My Uncle, funny reply to British saying Bob's Your Uncle. If you're tired of hearing "Bob's your uncle" let everyone know that he's really not. Great for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm and dislikes this slang phrase. Vintage distressed grunge text saying insisting that Bob's definitely not your uncle, wry humorous sarcastic saying.
Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish Slang for lazing in bed instead of getting up in the morning. Vintage distressed design. Good for men women, anyone who wakes up then decides to have a lie-in before getting out of bed in the morning. Staying in your bed after you should get up each day. Hurkle Durkling hurkle durkler graphic, Scottish slang for lazing about instead of getting up in the morning, depicted with vintage grunge distressed repeating text. Not getting up, lounging in bed.
Description: Owt ">" Nowt Yorkshire British slang maths shorthand for something or anything's better than nothing or greater-than nothing. Good for men and women, anyone who likes fun Brit slang and using mathematics shorthand. Brief UK slang words owt (something or anything) and nowt (nothing) with greater-than signs.
Description: Hurkle Durkle Unisex T-Shirt. Scottish Slang for stay in bed instead of getting up. Be lazy. Have a lie in. Fun phrase for anyone you know who likes to ignore the alarm clock and stay in bed. Also great as a sleeping shirt. The lettering is a stacked, distressed, multi-colored vintage retro style; perfect for those laid-back mornings.
Description: My Morning: Waken, Pandiculate, Hurkle Durkle. Great for men women and children, anyone who wakes up, stretches and yawns, then stays in their bed. The perfect relaxed morning description and fun vocabulary tester. Funny saying in vintage grunge font with the verbs pandiculate: to stretch and yawn, plus the Scottish slang hurkle durkle: to linger in your bed long after the time to get up.
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