Description: "First of all, I'm a delight", grouchy hissing possum dressed as Santa Claus against a distressed sunset. Sarcastic snarky attitude opossum. Good for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm and snark, especially during the Holiday Season. Distressed grunge graphic of an annoyed possum wearing a Santa suit against a sunset, letting everyone know that first of all, you're an absolute delight to be around. Great for the Christmas season.
Description: CTC Chippewa Trail Camp, Finest Camp In Michigan. On the beautiful sandy shores of Elk Lake near Rapid City, Michigan. Come once to camp, and you will surely come again. Across the lake some do sail, while others ride along the trail. Chippeway, we're here to stay, and we'll be loyal to you all the way, rah rah rah! Get your camp memories here
Description: Approach at your own risk, Belchin' & Fartin' Unlimited, hilarious old-time signage aesthetic to make clever announcement about burps and farts seem classy and fancy. Good for men and women, for anyone who owns their burps and farts. Vintage business sign for Belchin' & Fartin' Unlimited, Approach at your own Risk. Burp and Fart humor.
Description: I'm Not Lazy I'm Just Hurkle Durkling, funny Scottish slang design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves staying in their bed instead of getting up, but doesn't like being called lazy. Hurkle durkle is Scottish slang for lounging in your bed. Lazy cute plush bear graphic watching TV in its bed, with fun hurkle durkler Scottish phrase for being lazy instead of getting up in the morning.
Description: Kamala Comma-LA with an adorable cat reaching for the rainbow comma LA as if it's a balloon. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves cats rainbows and Kamala. Humorous graphic of a cat reaching it's paw up to catch a Rainbow Comma LA design. Cats and cat lovers for Kamala. Childless cat ladies for Kamala.
Description: Mariachi Opossum playing guitar for Cinco De Mayo! Great for men women and children, anyone who thinks possums are hilarious and wants to celebrate Cinco De Mayo or Mariachi music in general. Humorous graphic of a possum dressed in a colorful mariachi costume with sombrero and playing a guitar
Description: Pirate Possum Arrr, Matey! We Plunder Dumpsters at Dawn. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves possums and pirates. This opossum has a sabre and peg leg, and is ready to plunder dumpsters for the best treasure. Funny graphic of a possum with a peg leg dressed in a pirate costume, skull and crossbones hat, eye patch, and rattling his sabre. Arrrrr!
Description: When you dress your cat in all your Decora bling, this can happen. Decora Diva Fashion Legend ready for the runway. Good for men women children girls, anyone who loves cats, humor, and the Decora aesthetic. Very cranky cat dressed in lots and lots of Decora aesthetic jewelry, clips, and baubles. Funny sarcastic snarky kitty
Description: The More You Stir A Stink, The Worse It Smells, which makes this witch very happy as she stirs the smelly stuff in her bubbling caldron. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves Halloween, witches, and humor. Funny graphic of a smiling witch stirring a noxious potion in her caldron, with saying about making a bad smell even stinkier. Good Halloween design for folks who cook especially smelly foods.
Description: KAMALA Harris for President 2024. Beautiful rainbow agate colors fill the letters K A M A L A, show your support for the Democratic candidate who could be our first woman President! Joe Biden has decided to step aside and has endorsed Kamala Harris to become the Democratic party's candidate for US President in this year's race for the White House. Show your support! Kamala 24!
Description: Celebrate dripping summer ice cream treats and Halloween with this fun Happy Drippy Summerween design, perfect for folks who love spooky ice cream treats the spooky season, Halloween fans, and summer lovers Halloween 3-scoop melting ice cream cone design, complete with jackolantern, monster, and skull with a witch hat, making it great for Halloween and summer fans. Dripping font adds to the melting spooky ice cream cone aesthetic.
Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish slang design meaning to laze about in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves staying in their bed and being lazy. Hurkle Durkle Scottish slang saying, lounge in your bed and be lazy, hurkle durkling, herkle durkler. I just want to Hurkle Durkle.
Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish slang design meaning to laze about in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves staying in their bed and being lazy. Hurkle Durkle Scottish slang saying, lounge in your bed and be lazy, hurkle durkling, herkle durkler. I just want to Hurkle Durkle.
Description: LPLT (Let People Like Things) asking everyone to show kindness and let everyone else like whatever things they want, even if not everyone agrees. Good for men and women, anyone who wants to send a message of everyone getting along. Vintage distressed grungy font with colorful LPLT and explanation of Let People Like Things. Great conversation starter.
Description: Bigfoot taking a selfie and looking very startled at all the UAPs flying through the air possibly being flown by cats. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves the Squatch cryptid, the possibility of Aliens, and cats. Absurd and funny black and white vintage-looking photo of a Squatchy taking a selfie while cat-piloted UFOs whiz through the air behind it.
Description: My desire to be informed is currently conflicting with my desire to remain sane. Good for men and women, anyone who likes to know what's going on in the world but is overwhelmed by social media zaniness. Distressed grunge font of saying about remaining sane when there's overwhelming amounts information everywhere.
Description: 8:00 AM: Too tired to think, same at noon and 5:00 PM, but at midnight the brain is wide awake with silly questions. Good for men and women, anyone who's tired all the time each day but can't sleep each night because the brain's pondering weird problems. Hilarious saying about being constantly too tired to think during the entire day, but in the middle of the night, the brain starts firing on all cylinders wondering weird stuff like how dragons blow out candles.
Description: Even When I'm A Zombie I Plan To Hurkle Durkle. Scottish slang "hurkle durkle" means to lounge in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men and women, anyone who loves zombies and also hurkle durkling. Funny illustration of a zombie relaxing in its bed as a hurkle durkler, plus a horror font Scottish saying. It's fun to Hurkle Durkle even for the undead. Also great for Halloween.
Description: Even Once I'm A Zombie I Plan To Hurkle Durkle. Scottish slang "hurkle durkle" means to lounge in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men and women, anyone who loves zombies and also hurkle durkling. Creepy distressed horror font of Zombie Scottish saying. It's fun to be a Hurkle Durkler even for the undead. Also great for Halloween.
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