Kids Hoodies

Description: Silently Judging Your Trees funny design good for men and women, for any Arborist forestry professional tree surgeon lumberjack. When entering any new area, are you checking out the trees? Vintage distressed funny text saying about silently judging other people's trees.

Description: My desire to be informed is currently conflicting with my desire to remain sane. Good for men and women, anyone who likes to know what's going on in the world but is overwhelmed by social media zaniness. Distressed grunge font of saying about remaining sane when there's overwhelming amounts information everywhere.

Description: 8:00 AM: Too tired to think, same at noon and 5:00 PM, but at midnight the brain is wide awake with silly questions. Good for men and women, anyone who's tired all the time each day but can't sleep each night because the brain's pondering weird problems. Hilarious saying about being constantly too tired to think during the entire day, but in the middle of the night, the brain starts firing on all cylinders wondering weird stuff like how dragons blow out candles.

Description: Even When I'm A Zombie I Plan To Hurkle Durkle. Scottish slang "hurkle durkle" means to lounge in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men and women, anyone who loves zombies and also hurkle durkling. Funny illustration of a zombie relaxing in its bed as a hurkle durkler, plus a horror font Scottish saying. It's fun to Hurkle Durkle even for the undead. Also great for Halloween.

Description: Even Once I'm A Zombie I Plan To Hurkle Durkle. Scottish slang "hurkle durkle" means to lounge in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men and women, anyone who loves zombies and also hurkle durkling. Creepy distressed horror font of Zombie Scottish saying. It's fun to be a Hurkle Durkler even for the undead. Also great for Halloween.

Description: I Love Cows & Playing the Ukulele, adorable cute calf design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves little cows and the fun of a lovely Hawaiian Uke. Adorable young moo cow sitting and playing a ukulele plus saying about loving cows and ukes.

Description: I'm A Lot... (and so much more). Good for men and women, anyone who thinks they're a lot, and then some, or who knows someone who is. Are you a lot? Know someone who is or thinks they are? This is a great way to let folks know. Distressed grunge vintage look.

Description: Funny surprised scared cat near Loch Ness in Scotland takes selfie with Loch Ness Monster Nessie who's blowing a bubblegum bubble in the background. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves cats and mythical beings like Nessie. Funny lake monster swimming in the background and blowing a pinkish bubblegum bubble while a surprised cat takes a selfie.

Description: Hurkle Durkle is Scots for lazing in your bed instead of getting up. To make it all the more Scottish, use some different tartan patterns. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves Scotland, plaids, and being lazy in their bed. The words Hurkle Durkle using a variety of different tartan plaid designs. Great for all the Scottish hurkle durklers.

Description: Even When I'm A Zombie I Plan To Hurkle Durkle. Scottish slang "hurkle durkle" means to lounge in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men and women, anyone who loves zombies and also hurkle durkling. Funny illustration of a zombie relaxing in its bed as a hurkle durkler, plus a horror font Scottish saying. It's fun to Hurkle Durkle even for the undead. Also great for Halloween.

Description: Funny surprised scared Bigfoot standing near Loch Ness in Scotland takes selfie with Loch Ness Monster Nessie in the background. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves Sasquatch, cryptids and mythical beings like Nessie. Funny lake monster swimming in the background of surprised Squatchy taking a selfie.

Description: To Hurkle Durkle is Scottish slang for staying in your bed instead of getting up, so this type of cardio shows serious sarcasm. Good for men and women, anyone who loves lazing in their bed instead of getting up or working out. The Hurkle Durkler's sarcastic snarky cardio workout saying with Scottish phrase for lounging in the bed instead of getting up and out there.

Description: Becoming a Zombie sarcastic anti-exercise Halloween design. Great for men and women, anyone who loves the undead and spooky season but doesn't like exercising. Outline of zombies with funny creepy saying about becoming one and having to walk too much.

Description: Silly kids rhyme about letting someone know their undies are showing. Funny childhood meme that's displayed in this graphic. Good for men and women, anyone who wants to get a laugh. Illustration of a signpost for London and France plus a pair of under pants hanging up.

Description: Funny graphic of a surprised and shocked cucumber realizing exactly what's in that jar of pickle slices. Good for men and women, anyone who loves pickles and has a warped sense of humor. Surprised cuke is mortified to find itself looking at a jar of sliced gherkins. Really twisted humor in funny graphic.

Description: What we all said as kids to let someone know their undies were showing. A signpost for London and France with underpants hanging up. It's the visual version of that childish taunt and rhyme that still makes people laugh. Silly design.

Description: For anyone who loves capybaras and also loves the magic of yoyoing, this is a great combo. Good for women and girls who are fans of the yo-yo and also the largest rodent, the capy cavy. Fun graphic of a capybara playing with a yo-yo, just a girl who loves yoyos and capybaras.

Description: When a strawberry capybara, a blueberry capybara, and a cranberry capybara all get together, they form The CapyBerries. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves funny capy cavy rodents. Three capybaras combined with strawberries blueberries and cranberries in this fun capyberry graphic.

Description: Hurkle Durkle is Scottish slang for staying in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. I just want to Hurkle Durkle, fun Scottish saying retro design good for men and women, anyone who loves hurkle durkling and lazing in their bed. Distressed vintage text saying of an old Scottish phrase for lounging in your bed, being a hurkle durkler.

Description: A group of crows or any big black birds is called a murder, so a crow being joined by another would be an attempted murder. For literary and raven fans and those with a twisted sense of humor. Silly watercolor illustration of a couple crows on a tree branch. For men or women, Pagan or goth, anyone who loves visual puns, Halloween, or darker humor.

Description: See your inner beautifulness like caterpillars see what they will become, beautiful butterflies. Good for men women and children, anyone who knows their beauty on the inside. Quirky funny grub seeing its future beautiful butterfly self in a mirror.

Description: Pretend I'm a Total Solar Eclipse, funny lazy costume design. Good for men, women and children, anyone who needs a quick and easy costume and happens to love when the moon completely blocks out the sun, like in 2024. Silly costume for eclipse cosplay or any other time. Distressed grunge text.

Description: Happy New Year 2025 Muted Color Bars Design. Good for men, women, and children, anyone who wants to ring in the new year. Colorful 2025 illustration celebrate the New Year graphic.

Description: Emotional Support Gherkin, fun enthusiastic small pickle that cheers you on. Supportive mini pickle or gherkin will always be there for you to offer support and encouragement.

Description: Funny free banana man is stripped of its peel and happy dancing. Be free banana dude, peel off, peel out.

Description: I just want to Hurkle Durkle, funny splayed out cat being lazy in bed plus Scottish slang phrase that means to lounge in bed instead of getting up in the morning.

Description: No Adulting Today, Busy Hurkle Durkling Scottish slang cute puppy design. Hurkle durkle, old Scottish phrase meaning to laze about in bed instead of getting up in the morning. Avoid adulting by staying in bed being lazy like this adorable puppy

Description: This is my Official Hurkle Durkle Sleep Shirt. Hurkle durkler, hurkle durkling, Scottish slang for staying in bed and being lazy instead of getting up in the morning.

Description: I Love The Outdoors totally sarcastic visual pun. Perfect for folks who don't like the outdoors. Hilarious twist on outdoors and out doors.

Description: Funny Cat meme design Comfort Colors heavyweight t-shirt, touch me at your own risk, grouchy cat daring you to pet it, this could end very badly. Pet this cat at your own peril and risk getting flayed. Also great for introverts who totally get the cat's attitude. Perfect gift for cat owners, cat lovers, or people who aren't all that into being sociable.

Description: When you have a Sharpei crossed with a fancy Poodle, you get a Sharpoo. The wrinkled face under a Continential-cut show Poodle top knot of curly fur.

Description: Hilarious illustration of a very aloof cat who is the owner's lord and master as every cat person knows. Perfect for any cat mom or dad, anyone who loves cats and understands the felines are in charge.

Description: First We Hurkle Then We Durkle, funny version of Scottish slang for staying in bed being lazy instead of getting up.

Description: Professional Hurkle Durkler, announce your professionalism at this Scottish slang activity, being lazy in bed instead of getting up.

Description: Hurkle Durkle Sloth is Hurkle Durkling, fun Scottish slang phrase for lazing about in bed instead of getting up, which is a great sloth activity.

Description: Hurkle Durkling is staying in bed being lazy instead of getting up in the morning. Great lazy morning activity, and you have the perfect shirt for it!