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Funny Surprised Squatch Selfie with Loch Ness Monster Nessie Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Funny surprised scared Bigfoot standing near Loch Ness in Scotland takes selfie with Loch Ness Monster Nessie in the background. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves Sasquatch, cryptids and mythical beings like Nessie. Funny lake monster swimming in the background of surprised Squatchy taking a selfie.

Tags: bigfoot, bigfoot sasquatch i believe, cryptid, loch ness, loch ness monster
I love Highland Cows and Hurkle Durkling fun Scottish design Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: To Hurkle Durkle is Scottish slang for lazing in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. And adorable fluffy cows that hail from Scotland. Great for men women and children who love fluffy cows and lounging in their bed being hurkle durklers. Cute illustration of a wee Highland cow hurkle durkling in its bed instead of rising with the sun. Fun Scots graphic and saying.

Tags: cow, fluffy cow, highland cow gifts, highland cows, humor
Hurkle Durkling is my cardio, funny sarcastic Scottish slang Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: To Hurkle Durkle is Scottish slang for staying in your bed instead of getting up, so this type of cardio shows serious sarcasm. Good for men and women, anyone who loves lazing in their bed instead of getting up or working out. The Hurkle Durkler's sarcastic snarky cardio workout saying with Scottish phrase for lounging in the bed instead of getting up and out there.

Tags: cardio, humor, hurkle durkle, lazy, lazy day
My Biggest Fear About Becoming a Zombie Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Becoming a Zombie sarcastic anti-exercise Halloween design. Great for men and women, anyone who loves the undead and spooky season but doesn't like exercising. Outline of zombies with funny creepy saying about becoming one and having to walk too much.

Tags: all the walking, being lazy, funny zombie cartoon, funny zombies, halloween
It's Fine. We're Fine. Everything's Fine. cat and dog design Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: It's Fine. We're Fine. Everything's Fine. funny frazzled dog and cat illustration. Good for men women, anyone who loves or cares for cats and doggos and or is sometimes a bit stressed. Humorous graphic frazzled pup and cat with sarcastic snarky saying. Sure, everything's just dandy.

Tags: cat, dog, everything is fine, frazzled, frazzled cat and dog
I See London I See France funny signpost design Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Silly kids rhyme about letting someone know their undies are showing. Funny childhood meme that's displayed in this graphic. Good for men and women, anyone who wants to get a laugh. Illustration of a signpost for London and France plus a pair of under pants hanging up.

Tags: bloomers, funny quote, i see france, i see london, i see someones underpants
Coffeebara: Very special Capybara that needs coffee Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: The Coffeebara: a Capybara that loves Coffee. Good for men and women, anyone who loves these adorable cavy capy big rodents and also craves coffees, many coffees like lattes and cappuccinos. Graphic of a very cute sleepy capybara drinking much needed coffee, a Coffeebara or Capyccino

Tags: caffeine, capybara lover, capybara lovers, coffee, coffee drinks
Waves & Wheeks funny summer surfing guinea pigs design Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: For men women and children, anyone who loves the furry potatoes known as guinea pigs, and also loves the sun and sand of summer surfing, this is a great design. Graphic of a cute brown and white guinea piggy all decked out for catching some surf and waves. A cute little g-pig wearing pink sunglasses and flip flops and carrying a surfboard is ready for beach fun.

Tags: beach, cavy, cute, flip flops, guinea
Horrified Cucumber Sees Jar of Sliced Pickles funny design Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Funny graphic of a surprised and shocked cucumber realizing exactly what's in that jar of pickle slices. Good for men and women, anyone who loves pickles and has a warped sense of humor. Surprised cuke is mortified to find itself looking at a jar of sliced gherkins. Really twisted humor in funny graphic.

Tags: cucumber, cucumber lover, cucumbers, food, funny
Can't Fix Stupid But Duck Tape Helps, taped duck design Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Can't Fix Stupid But Duck Tape Helps cute taped duck design. Good for men and women, anyone who fixes stuff and mistakenly calls duct tape duck tape. Visual ducks pun. Adorable little duckling taped to a wall with duct tape, plus funny saying about fixing stupid.

Tags: cant fix stupid, duck, duck lover, duckling, duct tape
I'm Not Lazy I'm Hurkle Durkling, funny cat Scottish slang Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: I'm Not Lazy I'm Hurkle Durkling, funny cat Scottish slang design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves staying in their bed instead of getting up, but doesn't like being called lazy. Hurkle durkle is Scottish slang for lounging in your bed. Lazy cat graphic with fun hurkle durkler Scottish phrase for being lazy instead of getting up.

Tags: cat, humor, hurkle durkle, im not lazy, lazy
I Don't Drink Coffee to Wake Up happy cute kitty with cuppa Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: I Wake Up to Drink Coffee. Great for men and women, anyone who loves the aroma and taste of fresh brewed coffee first thing in the morning. For all coffee lovers to show their passion. Cute kitty enjoying the first delicious sip along with a saying about loving coffee.

Tags: caffeine, cat, coffee, coffee addict, coffee drinks
I See London I See France silly childhood rhyme design Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: What we all said as kids to let someone know their undies were showing. A signpost for London and France with underpants hanging up. It's the visual version of that childish taunt and rhyme that still makes people laugh. Silly design.

Tags: bloomers, childish, cute, france, funny
Just A Girl Who Loves YoYos and Capybaras Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: For anyone who loves capybaras and also loves the magic of yoyoing, this is a great combo. Good for women and girls who are fans of the yo-yo and also the largest rodent, the capy cavy. Fun graphic of a capybara playing with a yo-yo, just a girl who loves yoyos and capybaras.

Tags: capybara, capybara funny, capybara lover, capybaras, cute
Presenting The CapyBerries, Capybara-Fruit Mashups Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: When a strawberry capybara, a blueberry capybara, and a cranberry capybara all get together, they form The CapyBerries. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves funny capy cavy rodents. Three capybaras combined with strawberries blueberries and cranberries in this fun capyberry graphic.

Tags: berries, berry pun, blueberry, capy, capybara funny
I just want to Hurkle Durkle retro vintage design Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Hurkle Durkle is Scottish slang for staying in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. I just want to Hurkle Durkle, fun Scottish saying retro design good for men and women, anyone who loves hurkle durkling and lazing in their bed. Distressed vintage text saying of an old Scottish phrase for lounging in your bed, being a hurkle durkler.

Tags: groovy, groovy font, hurkle durkling, lazy, lazy day
Attempted Murder funny crow visual pun design Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: A group of crows or any big black birds is called a murder, so a crow being joined by another would be an attempted murder. For literary and raven fans and those with a twisted sense of humor. Silly watercolor illustration of a couple crows on a tree branch. For men or women, Pagan or goth, anyone who loves visual puns, Halloween, or darker humor.

Tags: attempted murder, black, crow, edgar allan poe, funny crows
Caterpillars inner Butterfly See The Real You design Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: See your inner beautifulness like caterpillars see what they will become, beautiful butterflies. Good for men women and children, anyone who knows their beauty on the inside. Quirky funny grub seeing its future beautiful butterfly self in a mirror.

Tags: beautiful, butterflies, butterfly, butterfly lover, butterfly wings
Not now, I'm busy having words with the universe angry cat design Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Angry annoyed cat saying not now, it's busy having words with the universe. Good for men and women, anyone who gets annoyed with life and wants to let the universe know to make some changes. When stuff doesn't go your way. Graphic of very annoyed cat letting everyone know it's busy giving the universe a lecture on what's wrong. Funny humorous poking fun at spoiled folks who stomp their foot and expect better.

Tags: annoyed funny, cat, cats, cute, funny
Sassy puppy says Keep Your Furphy to Yourself, funny Australian slang design Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Sassy puppy says Keep Your Furphy to Yourself, funny Australian slang design. In Aussie slang, a furphy is a rumor falsehood or gossip. Good for men or women, anyone who loves funny words but dislikes people spreading rumors. Cute pup telling everyone to keep their furphies (rumors) to themselves. Don't spread furphies.

Tags: aussie, aussie funny, aussie slang, australia, australian
Sassy chick says Keep Your Furphy to Yourself, funny Australian slang design Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Sassy chick says Keep Your Furphy to Yourself, funny Australian slang design. In Aussie slang, a furphy is a rumor falsehood or gossip. Good for men or women, anyone who loves funny words but dislikes people spreading rumors. Cute chicken wearing glasses and telling everyone to keep their furphies (rumors) to themselves. Don't spread furphies.

Tags: aussie, aussie funny, aussie slang, australia, australian
Beware the Furphy funny Australian slang design Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Beware the Furphy, funny Australian slang design. Furphy is Aussie slang for falsehoods or rumor. Don't spread furphies. Good for men and women, anyone who loves funny words or slang and doesn't like rumors or gossip. Text design using funny Australian slang "furphy".

Tags: aussie, aussie funny, aussie slang, australia, australian
Furphy-Free Zone, funny Australian slang design Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Furphy-Free Zone, funny Australian slang "furphy" means rumor or falsehood. Good for men and women, anyone who loves funny words but doesn't like rumors or gossip. Don't spread furphies. Text design using funny Australian slang "furphy".

Tags: aussie, aussie funny, aussie slang, australia, australian
Cute happy snail taking a smartphone Shell-fie pun design Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Happy colorful snail using its smartphone to take a Shell-fie, bad dad pun design. Good for men women and children, anyone who likes snails, puns and enjoys taking selfies with their cell phone. Graphic of an adorable cheery snail taking a shellfie with its cell phone.

Tags: cute, funny, selfie, selfie funny, selfie meme
Introverted snail Get on out and Shell-ebrate! silly pun Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Introverted snail hiding in its shell. Get on out there and Shell-ebrate! silly snail pun. Good for men women and children, anyone who likes snails and is a bit of an introvert or who wants to encourage others to celebrate more. Watercolor illustration of snail hiding under its shell with the pun saying to shellebrate

Tags: antisocial, cute snail, funny snail, get out there, humor
Escargot go! Fun zippy snail pun design Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Cute zippy little snail and silly pun makes this escargot go. Good for men women and children, anyone who likes snails and bad French puns. Snail in French is "escargot" and this little snail is go-going as quickly as it can can.

Tags: cartoon snail, cute snail, escargot, escargot go, fast snail
I Just Wanna Hurkle Durkle and Read Books capybara design Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: I Just Wanna Hurkle Durkle and Read Books cute capybara design. Scottish slang Hurkle Durkle means lounging in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. So this capy loves hurkle durkling and reading books. Good for men women and children, any bookworm who loves capybaras and reading books in their bed instead of getting up.

Tags: book, book lover, books, bookworm, capybara lover
Snailed it! Happy little snail pun design Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Snailed it! Cute happy snail lets everyone know about their accomplishment. Good for men women and children, anyone who likes snails and is cheerful about succeeding. Cheery watercolour snail graphic with cute snail pun saying Snailed it!

Tags: bright, cheerful, cute snail, funny snail, happy
I Just Wanna Hurkle Durkle and Read Books capybara design Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: I Just Wanna Hurkle Durkle and Read Books cute capybara design. Scottish slang Hurkle Durkle means lounging in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. So this capy loves hurkle durkling and reading books. Good for men women and children, any bookworm who loves capybaras and reading books in their bed instead of getting up.

Tags: book lover, books, bookworm, capy, capybara funny
Bacterium and Fronterium silly paramecium bacteria pun meme Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Bacterium Fronterium - a cute little paramecium shows you its front and its back. Funny microbiology illustration. Great design for any bacteriologist who loves laboratory puns and funny bacteria memes

Tags: bacterium, biology, chemistry, humor, laboratory
Hurkle-Durkle Yoga Namast'ay in my bed funny Scottish slang Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Hurkle-Durkle Yoga Namast'ay In my Bed funny Scottish slang combined with wanting to do yoga. Hurkle durkling is staying in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Namast'ay is a pun for hurkle durklers practicing yoga by staying in their beds. Good for men and women, anyone who wants to do yoga and intends to but often decides to hurkle durkle and stays in their bed instead.

Tags: funny, humor, hurkle durkle, hurkle durkling, lazy
Capy CassoBara abstract geometric capybara Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Geometric CaPy CassoBara illustration, a cubist study in rodentia. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves capy cavy capybaras, bad puns and modern artistic aesthetic. Very angular modernist multi-colored graphic of a capybara with silly CaPy CassoBara name.

Tags: abstract, capybara art, capybara funny, capybara gift, capybara lover
Pretend I'm a Total Solar Eclipse funny costume 2024 Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Pretend I'm a Total Solar Eclipse, funny lazy costume design. Good for men, women and children, anyone who needs a quick and easy costume and happens to love when the moon completely blocks out the sun, like in 2024. Silly costume for eclipse cosplay or any other time. Distressed grunge text.

Tags: costume, easy costume, eclipse, eclipse 2024, lazy costume
Goth Gherkin Anthropomorphic Gothic Emo Pickle Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Goth Gherkin Anthropomorphic Gothic Emo Pickle, a very dark small pickle dressed entirely in the goth aesthetic. Good for men and women, anyone who loves goth and a gherkin or mini pickle plus ridiculous anthropomorphized veggies. Illustration of a pickle dressed in darker-colored goth clothing.

Tags: dill, emo support pickle, funny goth, funny pickle, gherkin
Dual Picatsso Geometric Abstract Cats Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Abstract cubist geometric cats from Picatsso's study in felines. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves cats and art. Two Cubist Cats fun for cat owners art teachers and students.

Tags: abstract, cat, cat lover, cat lover gifts, cubism
Hurkle-Durkle Yoga Namast'ay in my bed panda Scottish slang Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Hurkle-Durkle Yoga Namast'ay In my Bed fun panda Scottish slang combined with wanting to do yoga. Hurkle durkling is staying in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Namast'ay is a pun for hurkle durklers practicing yoga by staying in their beds. Good for men and women, anyone who wants to do yoga and intends to but often decides to hurkle durkle and stays in their bed instead, like an adorable panda.

Tags: funny, hurkle durkle, hurkle durkling, lazy, namastay

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