Description: Today I Will Stay Positive. I Will Also Shoot Rainbows Out Of My Ass. Both Are Equally Unrealistic. Silly Goose, Funny sarcastic, snarky saying about the likelihood of staying positive along with a dejected looking goose wearing a bonnet and sitting on an Adirondack chair. All kinds of sarcasm is available in this silly goose design.
Description: "I love coffee, but being alert isn't really all it's cracked up to be right now, so idk" funny meme about whether coffee is helpful or not these days. Good for men and women, anyone who loves coffee and sarcasm. Distressed grunge font for funny saying about whether drinking coffee is a good idea right now or not.
Description: Warning! I'm Old, funny saying in distressed grunge. Leave me alone, I don't care, go away. Good for men and women who really couldn't care less anymore and want it known. Distressed grunge font warning everyone that I'm Old and I really don't care anymore, so stay away. Not Friendly, Do Not Approach.
Description: Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck! Fuckity Funny Swear Words Saying with Florals. Pretty, classy, and sweary. Fuck f*ck fuckery fuckness with beautiful flowers. Let this shirt display beautiful floral arrangements and an awesome swear-word saying all in one. For your lighter, more sarcastic days.
Description: Colorful Happy Everything Holidays Seasons All Year design. Good for men women and children, anyone who wants to celebrate holidays for the entire year including Christmas New Year's Eve Valentine's Day St Paddy's Easter July 4th Halloween Thanksgiving. Graphic with trees for Spring and Summer Autumn and Winters and various holidays throughout the year.
Description: Colorful Happy Everything Holidays Seasons All Year design. Good for men women and children, anyone who wants to celebrate holidays for the entire year including Christmas New Year's Eve Valentine's Day St Paddy's Easter July 4th Halloween Thanksgiving. Graphic with trees for Spring and Summer Autumn and Winters and various holidays throughout the year.
Description: Keep on Rocking, The Mary River Turtle, found in east-Queensland, Australia, on the endangered list, but keeps on rocking anyway. Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves turtles with green hair and beards, especially punk rock turtles. Pic of a turtle with green hair and beard found in The Mary River in Australia. Keep on Rocking into that microphone.
Description: Funny Terrormisu dessert, Made With Loving Hands baking joke. Great for men and women at Halloween parties, for baking, or any ghoulish setting. The "loving hands" contributed all the ladyfingers to the espresso-soaked nightmares of this tiramisu dessert. Haunted Terrormisu dessert cake made with witch ladyfingers from loving witchy hands. Funny ghoulish joke great for any spooky Halloween get-together.
Description: Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck! Fuckity Funny Swear Words Saying with Succulents. Pretty, classy, and sweary. Fuck f*ck fuckery fuckness with beautiful flowers. Let this shirt display beautiful succulents and an awesome swear-word saying all in one. For your lighter, more succulent, sarcastic days.
Description: Two Raccoons Talking About Sushi. Fred says "these'll taste way better tomorrow in the dumpster". The hungrier racoon replies "I dunno, Fred". Good for men women and kids, anyone who loves racoons having a silly conversation about sushi rolls. Hilarious graphic of two raccoons trying to decide whether to have fresh sushi now or wait until it's been thrown in the dumpster the following day.
Description: Raccoon in Deerstalker hat with a Meerschaum Pipe, funny Periodic Elements design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves raccoons dressed for sleuthing, and science. Funny periodic elements it's elementary pun. Raccoon dressed in a hat with periodic elements spelling out RaCCoON. Fun science theme crossed with cute raccoons it's elementary.
Description: Racoon in Deerstalker hat with a Meerschaum Pipe, funny Periodic Elements design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves racoons dressed for sleuthing, and science. Funny periodic elements it's elementary pun. Racoon dressed in a hat with periodic elements spelling out RaCoON. Fun science theme crossed with cute racoons it's elementary.
Description: Capybara in Deerstalker hat with a Meerschaum Pipe, funny Periodic Elements design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves capy cavy rodents dressed for sleuthing, and science. Funny periodic elements it's elementary pun. Capybara dressed in a hat with periodic elements spelling out CaPYBaRa. Fun science theme crossed with cute capybaras it's elementary.
Description: Approach at your own risk, Belchin & Fartin Unlimited, hilarious old-time signage aesthetic to announce burping and farting will seem classy and fancy. Good for men and women, anyone who owns their burps and farts. Vintage business sign for Belching and Farting Unlimited, Approach at your own Risk. Burping and Farting inappropriate humor.
Description: The Ouroboros of Pi: the snake eating its tail depicting the eternal cycle of life, and the Infinite Series value of Pi, in one graphic. Good for men women and kids, anyone interested in the Ouroboros or the mathematics of Pi. An ouroboros snake eating its tail outside of a spiral of pi value numbers. Great conversation starter.
Description: Frog in Pink Cowgirl Hat and Boots is Living the Dream One Questionable Decision At A Time. Funny silly frog in pink Western hat and high-heel pink boots. Good for men and women, anyone who loves sarcastic silly frog memes. Funny frog in pink go-go boots and a cowgirl hat is living the dream one questionable or bad decision at a time.
Description: Squirrel Juggling Chainsaws: "I May Seem Nonchalant, But Inside..." shows difference between outer calm and inner chaos. Good for men and women, anyone who's an introvert acting mellow on the outside while a squirrel juggles chainsaws inside. Outwardly cool calm and collected, inwardly a nervous squirrel trying to juggle four chainsaws
Description: Raccoon "So hungry... I'd lick the wall" such a drama queen, fainting from hunger. Good for men women and kids, anyone who's always hungry, dramatic about it, and loves racoons. I require snacks. Graphic of a dramatic fainting raccoon with saying "So hungry... I'd lick the wall. Snacks make me nicer. If I'm moody, give me foody.
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