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Description: My desire to be informed is currently conflicting with my desire to remain sane. Good for men and women, anyone who likes to know what's going on in the world but is overwhelmed by social media zaniness. Distressed grunge font of saying about remaining sane when there's overwhelming amounts information everywhere.

Description: 8:00 AM: Too tired to think, same at noon and 5:00 PM, but at midnight the brain is wide awake with silly questions. Good for men and women, anyone who's tired all the time each day but can't sleep each night because the brain's pondering weird problems. Hilarious saying about being constantly too tired to think during the entire day, but in the middle of the night, the brain starts firing on all cylinders wondering weird stuff like how dragons blow out candles.

Description: Paws and Reflect, very cute and calm cat practices the lotus position and meditation with help from little mouse yoga buddies. Good for men and women, anyone who loves adorable cats all creatures and yoga, namaste. Graphic of a cute kitty practicing mindfulness with the help of some mouse friends. Paws and Reflect, pause and reflect. Catcore aesthetic.

Description: 'Tis I, your Fairy Godpenguin. Good for men women and children, anyone with a sense of the absurdly funny and more interest in a penguin than a godpossum. Cute disgruntled penguin dressed in a fairy costume and hanging from a string has arrived to grant your wishes, maybe.

Description: Even When I'm A Zombie I Plan To Hurkle Durkle. Scottish slang "hurkle durkle" means to lounge in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men and women, anyone who loves zombies and also hurkle durkling. Funny illustration of a zombie relaxing in its bed as a hurkle durkler, plus a horror font Scottish saying. It's fun to Hurkle Durkle even for the undead. Also great for Halloween.

Description: Even Once I'm A Zombie I Plan To Hurkle Durkle. Scottish slang "hurkle durkle" means to lounge in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men and women, anyone who loves zombies and also hurkle durkling. Creepy distressed horror font of Zombie Scottish saying. It's fun to be a Hurkle Durkler even for the undead. Also great for Halloween.

Description: Procrastihating, when you have so many tasks to do but ignore everything to keep being mad. Sometimes it's more fun to procrastinate by just venting instead of doing what needs to get done. Good for men and women, any procrastinators. Funny saying about procrastination and having a good rant instead of getting work accomplished.

Description: Anthropomorphic gothic emo gherkin, a very darkish small pickle dressed entirely in the steampunk goth aesthetic. For anyone who's mysterious and dill-usional. Good for men and women, anyone who loves goth, humor, and a gherkin or mini pickle. Illustration of a small pickle dressed in darker-colored goth steampunk clothing, she's kind of a big dill.

Description: I Love Capybaras & Playing the Ukulele, adorable capy design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves capybaras and the fun of a lovely Hawaiian Uke. Adorable capy cavy sitting and playing a ukulele plus saying about loving capybaras and ukes.

Description: I Love Cows & Playing the Ukulele, adorable cute calf design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves little cows and the fun of a lovely Hawaiian Uke. Adorable young moo cow sitting and playing a ukulele plus saying about loving cows and ukes.

Description: Hissing possum sitting on the keyboard of a laptop. For folks in IT or computer support who may not be taken seriously enough. Funny graphic of an angry possum glaring at laptop screen. Good for men and women, anyone in computer programming who finds possums and sarcasm funny.

Description: Sorry. Can't. ZTM-ing fun zero turn mower, distressed vintage design. Good for men and women, anyone who loves their mower and mowing their lawn with it. Zero Turn is how I roll. Distressed grungy font zero turn lawn mower graphic.

Description: Hurkle Durkle by day Dumpster Dive by night distressed vintage design. Hurkle durkling is Scottish slang for lazing about in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Then at night, put on your scavaging gear and go dumpster diving. Great for men and women, anyone who loves lazying in their bed in daylight hours then dumpster diving in the darkness. Fun distressed font text design for hurkle durklers and dumpster divers.

Description: I'm A Lot... (and so much more). Good for men and women, anyone who thinks they're a lot, and then some, or who knows someone who is. Are you a lot? Know someone who is or thinks they are? This is a great way to let folks know. Distressed grunge vintage look.

Description: What happens when you pile up six cute happy capys? They form a Capyramid, of course! Good for men women and children, anyone who loves capybaras, especially all stacked up in a pyramid formation. Illustration of six adorable capybaras stacked in a pyramid, a Capybara Capyramid!

Description: Say hello to Capybee Bumblebara, the sweetest new pollinator, combining an adorable capybara with a fat furry bee. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves capy cavy rodents and bumblebees. Happy Capy Bee. Graphic mashup of a cute happy capybara and fat fuzzy little bumblebees, along with a funny combined name, the Capybee Bumblebara, just bee different.

Description: Funny surprised scared cat near Loch Ness in Scotland takes selfie with Loch Ness Monster Nessie who's blowing a bubblegum bubble in the background. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves cats and mythical beings like Nessie. Funny lake monster swimming in the background and blowing a pinkish bubblegum bubble while a surprised cat takes a selfie.

Description: Grouchy cat in a distressed sunset says "First of all, I'm an absolute delight" very sarcastic announcement design. Perfect for men and women, anyone who's just a total delight to be around and very sarcastic.

Description: Cranky pug is just a beacon of joy with this sarcastic snarky illustration. Great for men and women, anyone who loves sarcasm and cute doggos. Grouchy pug pup graphic with silly I'm Just a Beacon of Joy saying

Description: Hurkle Durkle is Scots for lazing in your bed instead of getting up. To make it all the more Scottish, use some different tartan patterns. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves Scotland, plaids, and being lazy in their bed. The words Hurkle Durkle using a variety of different tartan plaid designs. Great for all the Scottish hurkle durklers.

Description: Funny Sasquatch Bigfoot hiding in your pocket looks out and waves hello. Good for men women and children, anyone fascinated by the legend of Bigfoot. Good for hiking camping telling stories about the legend of the Squatch. Squatchy in your pocket, fun silly Bigfoot hanging out in pockets and waving to everyone.

Description: Fancy Poodle disappoints Wolf just as Man Bun disappoints Grandpa. Silly saying, great for anyone who isn't a fan of the manbun hairstyle. Good for men and women, anyone who thinks manbuns are baffling. Text only design about man buns being disappointing as a style choice.

Description: Are you a Kerfuffle Kween, wreaking havoc chaos and tumult everywhere you go? Good for men and women, anyone who is a walking, talking kerfuffle and loves sarcasm and funny sayings. Silly saying in a chaotic-looking font, complete with a skewed pinkish crown.

Description: Even When I'm A Zombie I Plan To Hurkle Durkle. Scottish slang "hurkle durkle" means to lounge in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men and women, anyone who loves zombies and also hurkle durkling. Funny illustration of a zombie relaxing in its bed as a hurkle durkler, plus a horror font Scottish saying. It's fun to Hurkle Durkle even for the undead. Also great for Halloween.

Description: Funny surprised scared Bigfoot standing near Loch Ness in Scotland takes selfie with Loch Ness Monster Nessie in the background. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves Sasquatch, cryptids and mythical beings like Nessie. Funny lake monster swimming in the background of surprised Squatchy taking a selfie.

Description: To Hurkle Durkle is Scottish slang for lazing in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. And adorable fluffy cows that hail from Scotland. Great for men women and children who love fluffy cows and lounging in their bed being hurkle durklers. Cute illustration of a wee Highland cow hurkle durkling in its bed instead of rising with the sun. Fun Scots graphic and saying.

Description: To Hurkle Durkle is Scottish slang for staying in your bed instead of getting up, so this type of cardio shows serious sarcasm. Good for men and women, anyone who loves lazing in their bed instead of getting up or working out. The Hurkle Durkler's sarcastic snarky cardio workout saying with Scottish phrase for lounging in the bed instead of getting up and out there.

Description: Becoming a Zombie sarcastic anti-exercise Halloween design. Great for men and women, anyone who loves the undead and spooky season but doesn't like exercising. Outline of zombies with funny creepy saying about becoming one and having to walk too much.

Description: It's Fine. We're Fine. Everything's Fine. funny frazzled dog and cat illustration. Good for men women, anyone who loves or cares for cats and doggos and or is sometimes a bit stressed. Humorous graphic frazzled pup and cat with sarcastic snarky saying. Sure, everything's just dandy.

Description: Silly kids rhyme about letting someone know their undies are showing. Funny childhood meme that's displayed in this graphic. Good for men and women, anyone who wants to get a laugh. Illustration of a signpost for London and France plus a pair of under pants hanging up.

Description: The Coffeebara: a Capybara that loves Coffee. Good for men and women, anyone who loves these adorable cavy capy big rodents and also craves coffees, many coffees like lattes and cappuccinos. Graphic of a very cute sleepy capybara drinking much needed coffee, a Coffeebara or Capyccino

Description: For men women and children, anyone who loves the furry potatoes known as guinea pigs, and also loves the sun and sand of summer surfing, this is a great design. Graphic of a cute brown and white guinea piggy all decked out for catching some surf and waves. A cute little g-pig wearing pink sunglasses and flip flops and carrying a surfboard is ready for beach fun.

Description: Funny graphic of a surprised and shocked cucumber realizing exactly what's in that jar of pickle slices. Good for men and women, anyone who loves pickles and has a warped sense of humor. Surprised cuke is mortified to find itself looking at a jar of sliced gherkins. Really twisted humor in funny graphic.

Description: Can't Fix Stupid But Duck Tape Helps cute taped duck design. Good for men and women, anyone who fixes stuff and mistakenly calls duct tape duck tape. Visual ducks pun. Adorable little duckling taped to a wall with duct tape, plus funny saying about fixing stupid.

Description: I'm Not Lazy I'm Hurkle Durkling, funny cat Scottish slang design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves staying in their bed instead of getting up, but doesn't like being called lazy. Hurkle durkle is Scottish slang for lounging in your bed. Lazy cat graphic with fun hurkle durkler Scottish phrase for being lazy instead of getting up.

Description: I Wake Up to Drink Coffee. Great for men and women, anyone who loves the aroma and taste of fresh brewed coffee first thing in the morning. For all coffee lovers to show their passion. Cute kitty enjoying the first delicious sip along with a saying about loving coffee.