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Description: Cute Little Frog Munch The Scream Parody design. Good for anyone who loves expressionist art, adorable frogs, and funny graphics.

Description: May the foulest stench eternally waft your way, adorable knight questing raccoon flings insults in the noblest manner. Good for anyone who loves insults, funny wording, cute raccoons and sarcastic humor. May the foulest stench eternally waft your way. May the grossest stink always follow you wherever you are. In a nice olde english font.

Description: Actual IQ: 119 , Feels Like: 82. When IQ Scores Are Treated Like Weather Forecasts with a "feels like" number for whatever day you're actually having. Good for folks who love sarcasm, sarcastic humor, and struggle to live up to their IQ score some days. Funny saying about the 'real feel' IQ vs 'actual' IQ. Funny typewriter, newspaper font for dry humor, sarcastic saying.

Description: Same, Girl Cutest Little Supportive Feral Raccoon design. Good for anyone who wants to show support and loves adorable smol raccoons. Funny supportive saying with cute racoon graphic.

Description: I have my life together. It's piled in the corner, but it's together. Funny Cat hiding in the corner. Good for anyone who insists they have it all together even if that means it's all piled up in the corner somewhere. Graphic of a watercolour kitty and paint splatters in the corner. Quirky font for sarcastic saying about having it all together.

Description: Before you tell me what I've done wrong... I don't give a f_ck, sarcastic snarky cat really doesn't care. Good for anyone who really doesn't care what anyone thinks. graphic of a sarcastic exasperated cat letting everyone know it doesn't really care at all.

Description: Fed up raccoon: Each Day There is Something To Do, And I, For One, Have Had Enough! Fairy godraccoon is tired of whiny people who always need something. Snarky silly sarcastic complaint. Let your poor long-suffering fairy godmother take an occasional break.

Description: Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people aren't allowed to talk. Funny anti-talking saying, good for anyone who wishes more people would shut up and not talk at all. Chalkboard font for saying about needing more places than just libraries where people can't talk so much.

Description: Unstoppable If I Wasn't Slightly Unhinged and Easily Distracted, funny explaining mouse design. Good for anyone who has a sense of humor about themselves and becoming unstoppable. Fun quirky font with little cartoon mouse explaining about how unstoppable he could be, if only.

Description: I Break Vibrators. Ladies, Make 'em Think, Make 'em Wonder, Make 'em Beg. Funny inappropriate vibrators saying design. Good for anyone with an adult provocative sense of humor. Sexy, naughty, and flirty fun.

Description: I Have No Idea What Is Happening I Just Work Here... explains the cute and earnest raccoon. A great excuse for any employee, worker, or independent contractor anywhere. Adorable racoon explaining that they just work here.

Description: Funny Cat: Look At Me All Cold And Full Of Darkness. Good for anyone who has a dark soul and sense of humor, loves cats, and is often cold. Negative cat all cold and full of darkness, dark humor.

Description: Seiche: the definition of Seiche in a cute cartoon. Good for anyone interested in the phenomenon (a standing wave or oscillation in an enclosed or semi-enclosed body of water). Good for anyone who loves strange weather and water occurrences. Seiche.

Description: Cute Questing Raccoon Knight: "I Shall Gad My Zooks and Gast My Flabbers". Good for anyone who loves silly sayings like shenan then shenanigan and adorable racoons on a quest. Graphic of a cute raccoon knight wearing a cape and holding up a sword while vowing to gad some zooks and gast some flabbers, because Gadzooks and Flabbergasted are funny words.

Description: Cute Raccoon Knight: "What-Ho, Sparklefarts!" funny design. Good for anyone who loves silly sayings and adorable shenan then shenanigan raccoons on quests. Graphic of a cute questing knight raccoon and very silly saying: What-Ho, Sparklefarts!

Description: Woo to the Hoo declares questing Raccoon Knight, silly design. Good for anyone who loves funny phrases and racoons. It's not just Woo Hoo, it's much more, it's Woo to the Hoo. Graphic of cute questing raccoon holding sword aloft and proclaiming "Woo to the Hoo!" throughout the land. For anyone who loves I shall shenan then shenanigan silly humor.

Description: Crow Away, the message is clearly Go Away, straight from this crow's beak. For anyone who loves crows but dislikes people and wishes they would go crow away. Creepy font for CROW AWAY with annoyed crow perched on top

Description: Foul Wench, Thou Dost Wilt My Nethers, funny Shakespearean or Elizabethan English insult.

Description: Woo to the Hoo says the snarky sarcastic cat with a sigh. Good for anyone who loves dry humor dripping with sarcasm. It's not just Woo Hoo, it's so much more, it's Woo to the Hoo. Let folks know what you really think. Graphic of snarky sarcastic cat saying "Woo to the Hoo" with absolutely no enthusiasm. For anyone who loves sarcasm and cats.

Description: Sarcastic Snarky Cat: "What Up, Sparklefarts" funny design. Good for anyone who loves silly sayings, dry witty humorous insults, and cats that can't be bothered. Graphic of a snarky cat dripping with sarcasm and a very silly saying: What Up, Sparklefarts

Description: Funny Cat Hamster Explosion Selfie. Good for anyone who loves silly selfies and especially cute cats and hamsters taking the selfie.

Description: Fuckdust: What is left after you are out of fucks to give, funny definition

Description: Funny "Doing My Best With The Brain I Was Issued" design. Good for introverts and anyone who has days where they are just doing their best. Graphic of cute raccoon contemplating doing the best it can at the moment.

Description: Frog King: "To the Corn Field!" funny frog or toad design. Good for anyone who loves absurd humor and frogs or toads dressed as royalty. Graphic of the King Amphibian pointing away emphatically, and Blackletter font for saying "To the Corn Field!"

Description: Remember to close all parentheses. We're not paying to heat the entire paragraph. Funny saying for writers editors teachers and copy editors. Typewriter font for funny saying about being sure to close all parentheses.

Description: Remember to close all parentheses. We're not paying to air condition the entire paragraph. Funny saying for writers editors teachers and copy editors. Typewriter font for funny saying about being sure to close all parens and parentheses.

Description: funny irreverent Happy MasterGater design, perfect for any geek who's a happy mastergater

Description: Neither Hoity Nor Toity but knows proper grammar, funny sarcastic silly version of hoity toity. When you aren't hoity toity but you know how to say so correctly. Fun quirky font for saying Neither Hoity nor Toity

Description: Sarcastic cat thinking about spending another day dealing with the rabid agitation of the right wingers, their vitriol toward everything remotely progressive delivered with a level of spray-like intensity that is hard to ignore and also somewhat unhygienic and unpleasant.

Description: It's Right There, funny adult inappropriate humor design. Very simple roadmap diagram instructions. Good for anyone who wants everyone else to know where it is and loves innuendo. Fun quirky font for saying It's Right There and a down arrow.

Description: I Saw That, funny sneaking raccoon design. Good for anyone who loves racoons and a snarky silly sense of humor. Curious street cat raccoon looks around corner to see what's happening.

Description: Buster Keaton Digital Distressed Grunge Portrait of The Great Stone Face. One of the greatest film directors of all time had such a hauntingly beautiful face.

Description: Negative Cat: Today I Shall Suck Up All The Oxygen In The Room, funny sarcastic design. Good for anyone who loves sarcasm and negative humor. Negative cat graphic with saying about taking up all the oxygen in the room. Very non-motivational sarcastic humor.

Description: Raccoon: Today I Shall Give It My Worst, funny distressed racoon design. Good for anyone who loves raccoons and sarcasm. Don't give it your best, give it your worst. Motivational sarcasm. Distressed grunge picture of a glum raccoon, saying "Today I shall give it my worst"

Description: Inside you there are [two fairies] Microplastics, funny meme with fairy god-raccoon and fairy god-frog, but what's really inside is microplastics. Snarky sarcastic funny saying and graphic for anyone who has inner fairies and is eco-conscious. Graphic of a sorry-looking fairy god-frog and god-raccoon plus snarky saying about microplastics. Also referencing the two wolves inside you meme.

Description: Trump's ridiculous, very long Christmas party story about Peruvian snakes' 6" fangs, hand demonstration as shown by snarky raccoon. Graphic of funny raccoon making silly hand movements like djt to show how long snake fangs are.