Description: Embrace your inner cowboy or cowgirl with this anthropomorphic possum dressed up in rodeo cowpoke gear. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves the Western rodeo aesthetic humor and opossums. Fun graphic of a possum dressed in Western attire with saying that this really is my first rodeo.
Description: Good for men and women, anyone who loves cats especially cute little innocent-looking kittens, and knows that they often up chuck in really awful places, like into someone's slippers or shoes. Catcore, adorable kitty sarcasm. Funny saying by an adorable sweet cat who is letting you know it horked some hairballs into your slippers. Hilarious contradiction in this kittencore cottagecore graphic.
Description: Did I scratch anyone today? No. Did I want to? Oh yeah. Snarky cat clearly wants to. Funny sarcasm side-eye kitty. Good for men and women, anyone who loves cats and has a sarcastic attitude. Graphic of a clearly annoyed snarky cat, very sarcastic humor for all cat owners and anyone who loves sarcasm.
Description: Coffee Badging: when employees show up at the office, have a coffee, and then leave to work elsewhere such as back at their homes. Good for men and women, anyone who practices coffee badging or knows someone who does, great for co-worker. Graphic of anthropomorphic cup of coffee posing as a superhero wearing a cape, symbolizing the trend of coffee-badging by remote workers.
Description: Respect the Samurai Capybara surrounded in beautiful blue florals. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves capybaras and the samurai aesthetic. Illustration of a cavy capy largest rodent capybara in blue samurai warrior attire with lovely blue flowers.
Description: Pretend I'm Milkweed, silly lazy design for a Halloween costume or just to be funny. Features a few monarch butterflies because milkweed is their favorite food. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves monarch butterflies and easy costumes. Hilarious saying about being milkweed with a few monarch butterflies and nibbling away fun easy cosplay or any time costume idea.
Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish slang design meaning to laze about in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves staying in their bed and being lazy. Hurkle Durkle Scottish slang saying, lounge in your bed and be lazy, hurkle durkling, herkle durkler. I just want to Hurkle Durkle.
Description: Hurkle Durkle Scottish slang design meaning to laze about in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves staying in their bed and being lazy. Hurkle Durkle Scottish slang saying, lounge in your bed and be lazy, hurkle durkling, herkle durkler. I just want to Hurkle Durkle.
Description: Don't Be a Lickspittle, Think for Yourself cranky cat design. Good for men and women, anyone who dislikes sycophants, bootlickers, and brownnosers. Uncommon word lickspittle, conversation starter. Cranky cat telling everyone to not be a lickspittle and to think for themselves.
Description: LPLT (Let People Like Things) asking everyone to show kindness and let everyone else like whatever things they want, even if not everyone agrees. Good for men and women, anyone who wants to send a message of everyone getting along. Vintage distressed grungy font with colorful LPLT and explanation of Let People Like Things. Great conversation starter.
Description: Bigfoot taking a selfie and looking very startled at all the UAPs flying through the air possibly being flown by cats. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves the Squatch cryptid, the possibility of Aliens, and cats. Absurd and funny black and white vintage-looking photo of a Squatchy taking a selfie while cat-piloted UFOs whiz through the air behind it.
Description: 'Tis I, your Fairy Godrabbit. Good for men women and children, anyone with a sense of the absurdly funny and more interest in a rabbit than a godpossum. Cute disgruntled rabbit dressed in a fairy costume and hanging from a string has arrived to grant your wishes, maybe.
Description: Silently Judging Your Trees funny design good for men and women, for any Arborist forestry professional tree surgeon lumberjack. When entering any new area, are you checking out the trees? Vintage distressed funny text saying about silently judging other people's trees.
Description: My desire to be informed is currently conflicting with my desire to remain sane. Good for men and women, anyone who likes to know what's going on in the world but is overwhelmed by social media zaniness. Distressed grunge font of saying about remaining sane when there's overwhelming amounts information everywhere.
Description: 8:00 AM: Too tired to think, same at noon and 5:00 PM, but at midnight the brain is wide awake with silly questions. Good for men and women, anyone who's tired all the time each day but can't sleep each night because the brain's pondering weird problems. Hilarious saying about being constantly too tired to think during the entire day, but in the middle of the night, the brain starts firing on all cylinders wondering weird stuff like how dragons blow out candles.
Description: Paws and Reflect, very cute and calm cat practices the lotus position and meditation with help from little mouse yoga buddies. Good for men and women, anyone who loves adorable cats all creatures and yoga, namaste. Graphic of a cute kitty practicing mindfulness with the help of some mouse friends. Paws and Reflect, pause and reflect. Catcore aesthetic.
Description: 'Tis I, your Fairy Godpenguin. Good for men women and children, anyone with a sense of the absurdly funny and more interest in a penguin than a godpossum. Cute disgruntled penguin dressed in a fairy costume and hanging from a string has arrived to grant your wishes, maybe.
Description: Even When I'm A Zombie I Plan To Hurkle Durkle. Scottish slang "hurkle durkle" means to lounge in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men and women, anyone who loves zombies and also hurkle durkling. Funny illustration of a zombie relaxing in its bed as a hurkle durkler, plus a horror font Scottish saying. It's fun to Hurkle Durkle even for the undead. Also great for Halloween.
Description: Even Once I'm A Zombie I Plan To Hurkle Durkle. Scottish slang "hurkle durkle" means to lounge in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Good for men and women, anyone who loves zombies and also hurkle durkling. Creepy distressed horror font of Zombie Scottish saying. It's fun to be a Hurkle Durkler even for the undead. Also great for Halloween.
Description: Procrastihating, when you have so many tasks to do but ignore everything to keep being mad. Sometimes it's more fun to procrastinate by just venting instead of doing what needs to get done. Good for men and women, any procrastinators. Funny saying about procrastination and having a good rant instead of getting work accomplished.
Description: Anthropomorphic gothic emo gherkin, a very darkish small pickle dressed entirely in the steampunk goth aesthetic. For anyone who's mysterious and dill-usional. Good for men and women, anyone who loves goth, humor, and a gherkin or mini pickle. Illustration of a small pickle dressed in darker-colored goth steampunk clothing, she's kind of a big dill.
Description: I Love Capybaras & Playing the Ukulele, adorable capy design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves capybaras and the fun of a lovely Hawaiian Uke. Adorable capy cavy sitting and playing a ukulele plus saying about loving capybaras and ukes.
Description: I Love Cows & Playing the Ukulele, adorable cute calf design. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves little cows and the fun of a lovely Hawaiian Uke. Adorable young moo cow sitting and playing a ukulele plus saying about loving cows and ukes.
Description: Hissing possum sitting on the keyboard of a laptop. For folks in IT or computer support who may not be taken seriously enough. Funny graphic of an angry possum glaring at laptop screen. Good for men and women, anyone in computer programming who finds possums and sarcasm funny.
Description: Hurkle Durkle by day Dumpster Dive by night distressed vintage design. Hurkle durkling is Scottish slang for lazing about in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Then at night, put on your scavaging gear and go dumpster diving. Great for men and women, anyone who loves lazying in their bed in daylight hours then dumpster diving in the darkness. Fun distressed font text design for hurkle durklers and dumpster divers.
Description: I'm A Lot... (and so much more). Good for men and women, anyone who thinks they're a lot, and then some, or who knows someone who is. Are you a lot? Know someone who is or thinks they are? This is a great way to let folks know. Distressed grunge vintage look.
Description: What happens when you pile up six cute happy capys? They form a Capyramid, of course! Good for men women and children, anyone who loves capybaras, especially all stacked up in a pyramid formation. Illustration of six adorable capybaras stacked in a pyramid, a Capybara Capyramid!
Description: Say hello to Capybee Bumblebara, the sweetest new pollinator, combining an adorable capybara with a fat furry bee. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves capy cavy rodents and bumblebees. Happy Capy Bee. Graphic mashup of a cute happy capybara and fat fuzzy little bumblebees, along with a funny combined name, the Capybee Bumblebara, just bee different.
Description: Funny surprised scared cat near Loch Ness in Scotland takes selfie with Loch Ness Monster Nessie who's blowing a bubblegum bubble in the background. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves cats and mythical beings like Nessie. Funny lake monster swimming in the background and blowing a pinkish bubblegum bubble while a surprised cat takes a selfie.
Description: Hurkle Durkle is Scots for lazing in your bed instead of getting up. To make it all the more Scottish, use some different tartan patterns. Good for men women and children, anyone who loves Scotland, plaids, and being lazy in their bed. The words Hurkle Durkle using a variety of different tartan plaid designs. Great for all the Scottish hurkle durklers.
Description: Funny Sasquatch Bigfoot hiding in your pocket looks out and waves hello. Good for men women and children, anyone fascinated by the legend of Bigfoot. Good for hiking camping telling stories about the legend of the Squatch. Squatchy in your pocket, fun silly Bigfoot hanging out in pockets and waving to everyone.
Description: Fancy Poodle disappoints Wolf just as Man Bun disappoints Grandpa. Silly saying, great for anyone who isn't a fan of the manbun hairstyle. Good for men and women, anyone who thinks manbuns are baffling. Text only design about man buns being disappointing as a style choice.
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