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Sorry. Can't. Avocado's Almost Ripe. Bye. funny excuse Tote

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When you can't go because your avocado will ripen at any moment, let folks know with this handy excuse. Need a reason to get home? Good for anyone who has a snarky sense of humor and loves avocados. Grunge distressed font of saying Sorry. Can't. Avocado's Almost Ripe. Bye.

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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