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Hasten Hence To Fornicate Thyself, Knight Raccoon on Chicken Bag

$25.82

Color: Oxford

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Funny Vintage Medieval Knight Riding a Chicken whilst urging Hasten Hence To Fornicate Thyself (Go Fuck Yourself). Funny for anyone who loves raccoons, knights on quests, giant chickens, and medieval era humor with swearing. Graphic of Racoon Knight Astride a Monstrous Capon

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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