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Geezer's Paradox: Why old people are cool Tote

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Geezer's Paradox: caring less and less about being cool while getting older, resulting in actually becoming cool once it no longer matters. Funny explanation of becoming Cool in reverse. Good for folks who wanted to be so cool but now couldn't care less, which is the only real way to become cool. Hey geezers, you're cool now! This distressed grunge font saying explains why.

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

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