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Geezer's Paradox: Why old people are cool Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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Geezer's Paradox: caring less and less about being cool while getting older, resulting in actually becoming cool once it no longer matters. Funny explanation of becoming Cool in reverse. Good for folks who wanted to be so cool but now couldn't care less, which is the only real way to become cool. Hey geezers, you're cool now! This distressed grunge font saying explains why.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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