Frog or Toad King Using Faux Shakespearean Insults Shorts

"Avaunt! Thou frothy fen-sucked mouldwarp" says the Frog King. The King Toad is sending someone away with Shakespearean-esque insults. For men and women, anyone who wants to be left alone and loves Shakespearean language. Not Friendly, Do Not Approach. Roughly translated: "Go Away you trivial, disgustingly foul, contemptible coward". Turn folks away or start a conversation. Good for an introvert who isn't a people person and wants to be left alone, but loves Shakespearean English.

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