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Today I Will Stay Positive. I Will Also Shoot Rainbows Out Of My Ass. Both Are Equally Unrealistic. Silly Goose Shorts

$30.08

Color: Heather

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Today I Will Stay Positive. I Will Also Shoot Rainbows Out Of My Ass. Both Are Equally Unrealistic. Silly Goose, Funny sarcastic, snarky saying about the likelihood of staying positive along with a dejected looking goose wearing a bonnet and sitting on an Adirondack chair. All kinds of sarcasm is available in this silly goose design.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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