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Today I Will Stay Positive. I Will Also Shoot Rainbows Out Of My Ass. Both Are Equally Unrealistic. Silly Goose Bag

$25.82

Color: Navy

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Today I Will Stay Positive. I Will Also Shoot Rainbows Out Of My Ass. Both Are Equally Unrealistic. Silly Goose, Funny sarcastic, snarky saying about the likelihood of staying positive along with a dejected looking goose wearing a bonnet and sitting on an Adirondack chair. All kinds of sarcasm is available in this silly goose design.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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