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Alas... Excrement. Funny formal version of popular saying Well... Shit. Tote

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Alas... Excrement. Fancy formal version of popular saying "Well... Shit." Good for men and women, anyone who says well sh*t frequently, but wants to sound somewhat more posh and snooty about it. Distressed grunge Olde English font for funny common saying using fancier words.

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

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